YTP My Little Acid Bureau Conversion On LSD

Episode 0: Celestia Fucks us all

"Michael Rosen gets on on the bus, then he gets off on the bus, then he gets off to the bus, then he gets the bus off, then he gets the busoff to him, then he gets off the bus to his grandmother's house, then he gets his grandmother's house off to the bus, then he exits the bus." -A friend at School

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Celestia looked out the window of Canterlot castle, the sky was the rainbow vortex of the transdimensional void. She knew what she was doing, her and her Magic puck Equestria were going to attack the Earth and turn everyone into ponies.

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Putin looked over the control booth he was in. he was going to view the first full power firing of the Large Haydron Collider. In the room with him was a T-Rex, scientists, and member of the Rwandan Dominion Defense Serviceable Force. “Well get along with it, I have gay rights activists to silence!” he exclaimed, and a scientist pushed the button.

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Celestia watched as the vortex abruptly ended, and suddenly she was under the magical barrier. Quickly she teleported herself and her guards to the nearest humans to present her self.

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When Putin came to he was looking a big horse. “Hello I’m princess Celestia, Now take me to your leader!” It demanded. “Wait, apex predators, Rwandan flags, happy people? There must have been some mistake in transport…”

“No no, this world is full of idiot corporations, misanthropy, dystopia, and has no space travel what so ever.” Putin said and the horse seemed to relax. “Psych! It’s the wrong universe!” He exclaimed.

The rest of the rooms occupants immediately cheered, as humanity had just won the first contact. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Hey Celestia, or should I say Molestia!” Exclaimed a guard.

“Oh Celestia you better go to a hospital for that burn!” Exclaimed another.

To Be Continued…