My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

The episode began slightly different again as we see a picture of Yami levitating a box of cereal as he said, “My Little Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugiohs. They’re Yugi-licious…wait, is that even a word?”

“It lets the foals know that they’re tasty.”  The director replied.  “Yes, but Yugi-licious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?” Yami asked.

“Yami…” The director groaned.  “How do you go around testing something like that? I mean, besides the obvious method…” Yami protested.

“Just…say…the…line…you amateur.” The director told him with an annoyed expression.  “Fine…Yugiohs! Apparently they’re Yugi-licious. Ok, now where’s my [bleep]ing paycheck?” Yami groaned.

Then, an opening sequence was shown while music from the original Yu-Gi-Oh anime began to play; Yugi was shown putting a deck of cards in a slot. Next, he swung a whip for no reason as a close up of the Millennium Puzzle is shown and there was a flash of light as the ‘Talk to the hoof’ scene from Episode 1 is shown as well as the show’s logo.

We open to a shot of Duelist Kingdom as Joey said, “Even though I’m the clear underdog in this tournament, the fact that I’m a main character pretty much assures me a place in the finals.”

“Yes, but the fact that you’re a comic relief character pretty much means that you can’t possibly win!” Téa retorted.  “Nyeh!” Joey yelped as he fell over anime style.  “He’s just excited because this is the first episode that actually revolves around his character.” Yugi claimed.

“I can’t wait until I get MY own episode!” Tristen exclaimed happily. Crickets were heard chirping as he then asked, “It’s never going to happen, is it?”

“Does the words ‘robot monkey’ mean anything to you?” Téa asked in annoyance.

“It’s at times like this that I miss hanging out with my sister.” Joey said to himself while a flashback was shown.

Flashback

“Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?” A young Serenity asked a young Joey.

“To the beach, that’s what you said you wanted, right?” Young Joey answered.

“Actually, I rather be at home playing video games.” Young Serenity replied.

“We’re going to the beach.” Young Joey said with an annoyed expression.

Young Serenity then told him, “Joey, you’re the world’s best brother, maybe one day you’ll win a card game to treat my eyesight.”

“Sorry, I didn’t hear that. Your voice is just so high pitched.” Young Joey said.  “I love you, Joey.” Young Serenity told him.

“Nope, didn’t catch that either.” Young Joey replied.  “Can we go home now?” Young Serenity asked Young Joey.

“Seriously, stop talking, you silly filly!” Young Joey responded.

End of flashback

Back in the present, Joey thought to himself, I promise ya, sis, I promise I’ll win this tournament and get the prize money. Then, you’ll be able to afford speaking lessons and you’ll learn to talk good like what I do.

“You lost, crybaby! Now, give me your Star Chips!”  A voice yelled in the distance.  “Since there’s only one other female character on this island, that has to be Mai.” Téa said to her friends.

At the nearby duel arena, a pony who was wearing a bee costume for some reason yelled, “It’s not fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me win!”

“Ain’t it a little unfair for a mare going around and challenging foals at card games?” Joey asked.

“Wow, Yugi, you have such small hooves.” Mai began as she took one of Yugi’s hooves and Téa went nuts. The alert sound from Metal Gear Solid is heard when she grabbed his hoof.

“I like that in a stallion.” She said.   Téa then shouted in a weird robotic voice, “BACK OFF! HE’S MINE!”

“My plot challenges you to a duel!” Mai told the peach Manehatten Earth Pony.

“Samurai Warrior Stallion! Attack her Pegasus Aerobics instructor!”  Joey shouted.

“Wait, Joey!” Yugi called out. “In this episode, flying monsters have more of an advantage over land based monsters for no explained reason.”

As he said this, the Pegasus Aerobics instructor destroyed the Samurai Warrior Stallion.  “How did ya summon that monster without even looking at your cards?” Joey asked with a shocked expression.

“I have ESP!” Mai replied. “Whoa! Too much information!”  Joey yelled.  “ESP! Not PMS!” Mai yelled with an annoyed expression.  “Oh, so you’re physic…” Joey gasped in realization.

“Bingo. And it’s not a trick, so don’t even bother trying to figure it out.” Mai said.

Suddenly, Joey smelled something strong and exclaimed, “Wait a minute! You just sprayed your cards with perfume!”  “No way! How can an amateur punk like you see through my aroma strategy?!” Mai gasped.

“It sure is lucky that I still don’t have that cold from the previous episode, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to notice something like that.” Joey told her.

“Joey needs help, Yugi! Transform into your sexy alter ego!” Téa commanded.  “Ta-dada-da-dadaa! Alicorn Power!”  Yugi yelled while he transformed into Yami.

The alicorn told his friend, “Don’t let her plot distract you, Joey! Her cards share one distinct weakness.”  “What’s that?” Joey asked. “They’ve all been censored by 4Kids.”  Yami answered.

“That’s right! With the power of 4Kids and sexism, I can win this duel!” Joey said with a determined expression.  “Time Roulette, go!”  The Time Wizard was summoned and attacked as the Time Warp song was heard playing.  “Thousand Dragon! Attack all three of her harpies at once!” Joey commanded.

As the dragon attacked, Tristen asked, “Doesn’t anypony know the rules to this tournament?”

“How…could I lose…to such an amateur?” Mai questioned in shock.  “That’s just what ya get for being a mare. With pony parts.” Joey taunted.  “Well done, Joey. You won your first duel. Just remember you’re nothing without me.  NOTHING!” Yami said.

“Hooray for censorship!” Joey cheered as the 4Kids logo appeared above him.

An image of a familiar dark blue unicorn appeared with a caption that read, ‘guess who’s back next episode?’