My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

“Actually, I do eat cupcakes. They’re good stuff!” Yami said while an image of him surrounded by cards is shown.

The cards uncovered the screen to show Yugi and his friends in the coast of Duelist Kingdom, talking to an Earth Pony stallion with dark grey eyes, a black mane, and a light blue coat with a harpoon as a cutie mark. His name is Mako Tsunami.

“Thanks for sharing your fish with us, Mako.” Yugi said to him.  “Ha-ha! Don’t worry, my friends, there’s plenty more where that came from!” Mako chuckled.

“We should better be going.” Yugi told Mako.  “Leaving so soon, are you?” Mako asked.  “What a swell pony!” Tristen commented.  “I like that he does pretty cool stuff.” Téa said.

Suddenly, Mako threw his harpoon at Yugi who turned around just in time to narrowly avoid it. “AH!” Yugi yelped.  “Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich!” Tristen exclaimed.

“Did-did you just throw a harpoon at me?” Yugi stammered nervously.  “I didn’t want you to leave…and I wasn’t sure how else to get your attention.” Mako responded.

“Just ask! Just say, ‘hey, Yugi. Could you stay a little longer?’ don’t lob a harpoon at me! Seriously, that’s like the rudest thing ever!” Yugi exclaimed, a British accent starting to creep in.

“Hey, Yugi! Could you stay a little longer? Maybe—“Mako began, but Yugi interrupted him.  “Well, it isn’t going to work now! Not after you almost skewered me!”  Yugi shouted while still using the British accent.

“I’m not entirely sure what to say…” Mako said.  “Maybe it’s better if we just left.” Yugi suggested in his normal voice.  “No hard feelings about the harpoon incident, right?” Mako asked. “Get a life, you freaky fish pony!” Joey called out as he left with his friends.

“I am NOT a freaky fish pony!” Mako yelled.  “Mako’s a freaky fish pony!” Tristen and Joey taunted.

Mako then turned and said, “Well, at least the ocean will never leave me. Right, ocean?” There was no answer, followed by him asking, “Why don’t you ever answer me, ocean?”

Then, the opening sequence from the previous episode played again.  The theme from Mission: Impossible was heard playing as a shot of a tower of Pegasus’s castle is shown while a poorly disguised Mokuba was seen trying to escape by levitating long pieces of cloth as a latter.

Then, there was a record scratch heard as the cloth began falling apart.  “I probably should’ve thought this through!” The grey unicorn screamed, falling through a bunch of trees. “Oh! Ow, my neck! Man, I’m sure glad I’m a talking multi colored cartoon pony!”

He emerged from a hedge while rubbing his flank after the fall. Meanwhile, Yugi and his friends were talking about what just happened earlier.

“That Mako was a [bleep]ing psycho!” Yugi commented. “It’s enough to make you appreciate that Pegasus stallion.” Joey said.  “Attention, duelists! My mane is assaulting you!” They heard the Hair Guy announce as he grabbed a random pony with his mouth.

“I’m actually going to do something for once!” Tristen declared, running up to the Hair Guy and bucking him away. “My voice gives me super strength!”

“Yes, but my mane gives me the power to defy gravity!” The Hair Guy declared while defying gravity to the light brown Earth pony a flying kick. “Oh the humanity!” Tristen cried out as he was knocked onto the ground.

“I somehow found this foal that doesn’t have any Star Chips, so I’m going to throw him off the island.” The Hair Guy explained while still holding the colt with his mouth.  “Cool, let’s watch!” Tristen declared.

The Hair Guy threw the loser into the boat as he said, “Get in there, you little runt.”  Weevil was also there, unpleased that he had lost that duel against Yugi.

“Hey, heh-heh, don’t rock the boat, plotmunch!” He told the colt that joined the eliminated contestants.  The colt explained, “But I didn’t lose my Star Chips, they were stolen! I swear it on the life of my pink coat!” “Don’t worry, we’ll get your Star Chips back.” Yugi reassured the colt.

“You mean, you’ll bring them back to me?” The colt asked with an excited expression.  “I never said that.” Yugi hold him.  A familiar colt jumped out of the bushes, still in the bad disguise, announcing, “Thanks to this awesome disguise, you’ll never figure out my identity!”

Joey immediately recognized the unicorn colt.  “Hey, it’s Kaiba’s shrill voiced little brother!” The Earth pony exclaimed.

“You’ll pay for what you’ve done to my brother!” Mokuba said as he entered the duel arena.

Flashback

“What’s wrong, Seto?” Mokuba asked his brother.

“They wrote my character out of the show, Mokuba.” Kaiba answered with a disappointed expression.  “No way!” Mokuba gasped. “But you’re Yugi’s arch rival!”

“And I haven’t been in a single episode since he defeated me. Since he’s the star, he thinks he can hog all the screen time to himself. I mean, just look at Bakura.” Kaiba explained.

“Who the hay is Bakura?” Mokuba questioned.  “Precisely!” Kaiba nodded. “Now, I’m going to go hide in some undisclosed location. You stay here and guard my multi-million dollar company while I’m gone. ‘Kay thanks.”  “But Seto, what if an evil group tries to take over while you’re missing?” Mokuba asked.

“Oh, come on, Mokuba. What are the odds of that happening?” Kaiba questioned, being cocky in not thinking about that.

We cut to Pegasus talking to an evil group, asking, “So, let me get this straight, gentlecolts. Now that Kaiba-boy has gone missing, you wish to seize control of his company?”

“That is correct!” The evil group answered.  “I [bleep]ing knew it!” Mokuba told himself.

End of flashback

“For the love of Cadance, are we going to duel or are we going to stand around having flashbacks?” Yami groaned.

“Thanks to you, Pegasus abducted me! And my brother’s company is about to be taken by public suits!” Mokuba responded.  “All because I beat him in a card game?” Yami asked.  “That’s right!” Mokuba answered with a nod.  “You’re some kind of moron, you know that?” Yami questioned.

“A moron whose got all your Star Chips!” Mokuba retorted while levitating the Star Chips before running off. “Dang, that foal moves fast!” Yami commented.  “Stealing makes everything better!” The colt stated.

“Wait, Mokuba! You mustn’t do such a thing! Think-what would your brother say if he saw you now?” Yami told the grey unicorn colt.  In Mokuba’s head, he heard Kaiba say, “Well done, Mokuba. Now, steal something from Joey too!”

“Ok, what would he say if he wasn’t a complete jerk?” Yami asked.  “You’re right, Yugi. I’ll return the Star Chips. Just as long as you let my brother back onto the show.” Mokuba sighed in defeat.

“That’s fine by me.” The peach alicorn agreed.  “And maybe you can give Bakura a bigger role too.” Mokuba suggested. “Don’t push your luck, kid!” Yami said.

Elsewhere, Kaiba was seen levitating a screwdriver and attempting to build what looked like a disk.  “I’ve designed these new hologram doohickeys, so they’ll help me defeat Yugi.  I’m sure the cold hoof of technology will be able to overcome his magic.” He told himself.

Suddenly, two dragons appeared behind him with their claws wrapped around nothing.  “Don’t move a muscle or we’ll shoot you with our invisible guns!” One of them yelled.  Kaiba bucked a chair at them while yelling, “I’m too rich to die!” before jumping out a window.

“There’s no way he could’ve survived that fall.” The second dragon commented.  “Actually, I seem to be fine.” Kaiba said from below.  “Nope, he’s defiantly dead.” The first dragon confirmed.

“You two are idiots!” Kaiba yelled.  “At least we’re not dead like you!” The second dragon taunted.  “You better not be stealing my deck up there!” Kaiba called out.

The first dragon took Kaiba’s Blue Eyes White Dragon card, saying, “He won’t need this now that he’s deceased.”

  At Duelist Kingdom, Mokuba approached the Hair Guy while levitating the Star Chips. “We got the Star Chips!” He declared.  “Rejected!” The Hair Guy yelled, knocking the Star Chips away and grabbing Mokuba with his mouth. “I’m glad I took those foal grabbing classes.”

“Unhand him, you nameless pony!” Yami commanded.  “Meet me at the dueling field and we’ll discuss it.” The Hair Guy said.

Later, Yami and the group met up with the Hair Guy and Mokuba at the Dueling Field.  “Attention, duelists! I’m still not going to unhand him!” The Hair Guy announced.  “What a pointless interlude!” Tristen commented as the shot of a familiar dark blue unicorn was shown, but his coat was a darker shade than normal.

“Wait, that looks like Kaiba!” Téa pointed out.  “This time, Yugi, you don’t stand a ghost of a chance!” Kaiba declared.

“Oh no! He even has less personality than before!” Tristen yelled.