Pony Wars Episode 4: The Adventure Begins

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A long time ago, but not too long ago or else it'll become lame and overused...

PONY WARS

Episode 4: The Adventure Begins

It is a great period of civil war as a bunch of random information is seen floating in the air for no reason whatsoever, but to use for a ton of YouTube videos. There's a lot of cool battles involving space ships and light up swords and SPOILER ALERT! The villain is the hero's father, but he doesn't know it yet. So, thanks a lot now that you know...and the mare is really the hero's sister, but they don't know it yet. And you know what they did? They kissed. You heard me right: they kissed! That's so messed up! Anyways, I'm getting way off track...to make a long story short, Princess Sweetie Belle was on her way to Canterlot when this happened...

It was quiet over the planet of Manehatten. TOO quiet. Suddenly, a ship flew over it quickly. Possibly because a larger ship was chasing it while firing lasers at the smaller ship.  And unfortunately, the large ship (with a bumper sticker that read 'honk if you're a brony' on it) seemed to be winning.

Inside the small ship, rebels were preparing for battle and running around.  None of them noticed the two robots walking around.

One was an Earth Pony mare with light blue eyes, a hot pink mane, and a light pink coat with three balloons as a cutie mark. Her name is Pinkie Pie.

The other was a Pegasus mare with blue eyes, a light pink mane, and a yellow coat with three butterflies as a cutie mark. Her name is Fluttershy, Pinkie's best friend.

"Oh no! We're getting sent to the back of the ship! We should have not signed up for this!" Pinkie groaned as she sensed trouble.

"Um, could you hold this bag for me?" Fluttershy asked her friend shyly, handing her a saddlebag.

Now, the smaller ship was being lifted into the larger one. The rebels dashed past Pinkie and Fluttershy and took their attacking positions.

That was until one of them, a Pegasus stallion named Flash Sentry, gave a concerned expression and asked, "Hey, what if they're coming through a different door?"

The rebels groaned, knowing that they were expecting this. Flash's friend, Caramel, replied, "Then we'll just have to go over to that door."

"Give us a break, Flash! Why do you have to be a jinx all the time?" A rebel named Crescent Moon asked.

"Give ME a break! I'm only trying to help!" Flash protested.

"You wanna help? Then, point your gun at the door, worthless!" Caramel snapped.

Flash sighed before turning back to the door. He then asked, "Hey, Caramel? How come you're such a nice pony when we're not doing these missions?"

Without warning, the door instantly exploded and fell onto the ground. Then, black pony-bug hybrids known as Changelings charged in and both sides began firing at each other. During the fight, a unicorn stallion named Prince Blueblood was hit during the attack while he fell to the ground.

"Curses! I just had myself groomed!" He yelled before he died.

The rebels retreated as the Changelings chased them. While this was happening, Pinkie was looking for Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, where are ya?! We gotta get off of this ship or we're doomed!" She snapped while looking for her companion.

Just then, Pinkie saw her friend down the hallway talking to somepony who she's helping while the other pony was using her as a hologram device. This somepony is a unicorn mare with light green eyes, a purple mane with light pink streaks, and a white coat with a pink heart with a light purple music note in the middle in light purple lace as a cutie mark. Her name is Princess Sweetie Belle, princess of the planet Canterlot.

"Help me, Twilight Sparkle, you're my only hope." She said with a concerned expression. Once Fluttershy was done recording, the unicorn turned to her as her camera went back into her before a computer came out. "Alright, now which button do I click?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"I think you need to click 'preferences'" Fluttershy explained. Sweetie Belle nodded as she used her magic to levitate the mouse and clicked preferences.

"Did that already."

"Now, click default media browser."

"Alright." Sweetie Belle nodded as she did just that. She was planning to send a message to Twilight Sparkle, the most famous Jedi Master in the galaxy via hologram recording. The unicorn frowned as she noticed something on screen. "Um, what's with the hourglass on screen? It won't let me do anything. 'Buffering'?! What the hay does that mean?!" Sweetie Belle demanded.

"Give it a minute, alright?" Fluttershy asked.

"Come on, I'm trying to send a holographic message here!"

"And I'm trying to tell you to wait a minute!"

Soon, the hourglass was gone which meant that the minute of waiting was over. "Now, click Import Media file." Fluttershy told Sweetie Belle as she levitated the mouse to click it.

"Aw, man! Now, it's telling me to download the Nintendo Wii! That must cost a thousand bits!"

"You know what?! Forget it! I'm give her the message myself!" Fluttershy snapped, the computer going back into her while closing. "Ok?!"

"Look!" A voice called out. The two looked and saw some Changelings who have spotted them.

"Run, you Pegasus, run!" Sweetie Belle called out as Fluttershy ran off screaming. The princess ran in the other direction, but didn't go too far because one of the Changelings shot her, causing her to fall to the floor. She got stunned which is why the Changelings kidnapped her.

Fluttershy, meanwhile, reunited with Pinkie as they ran to where the escape pods were. Both got inside as the door closed behind them.

"You sure you got that bag, right? This is going to be a long ride." Fluttershy warned Pinkie.

The escape pod was soon activated as it fired out of the ship and into space. In the larger ship, two ponies named Jet Set and Thunderlane  were looking out the window, under orders to shoot down escaping space pods. They spotted the one Pinkie and Fluttershy were in while Thunderlane was about to open fire.

"Forget that one. There are no life forms in that one." Jet Set said with a bored expression.

"'Forget that one'? Are we getting paid by this laser now?" Thunderlane repeated in shock.

"Look, you're not doing the budget, Thunderlane! I am!"

Back in the pod, the two mares were looking out the window to the ship.  "I'm going to eat some cupcakes while reading comic books." Pinkie said, taking out a comic book while eating a cupcake.

"Whatever..." Fluttershy grumbled as she rolled her eyes while the pod went to the planet Manehatten below.

On the rebels' ship, the Changelings moved aside to let in a pony. It was a Pegasus mare with magenta eyes, a rainbow mane, and a light blue coat with a rainbow lightning bolt coming out of a white cloud as a cutie mark wearing a Shadowbolts costume. Her name is Rainbow Dash, the dark lord of the Sith.

"Oh great! Look at this mess! Do they ever learn to clean up before I come in? 'Oh Dashie's coming! Wanna clean up? Heck, who cares about what she thinks?!'" Rainbow grumbled while the Changelings dragged Sweetie Belle in front of her. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Princess Sweetie Belle of Canterlot. Ok, what did you do with those plans? I know you took them to your rebel friends!"

"Fine, you win..." Sweetie Belle groaned. "The plans you're looking for are in 28 briefcases. That or 1 million bits! Deal or no deal?"

"Deal! Deal! Deal!" The mares from Deal or No Deal cheered.

"Awesome! I'm feeling lucky today!" Rainbow said with a cheerful expression. "I'll go with...Number 14!" The mare with the 14th briefcase opened it to reveal a sign reading '5 bits'.  "Whatever...I always wanted to be on that show. Take her away!" Rainbow commanded the Changelings who dragged Sweetie Belle away.

The planet of Manehatten was one of the largest cities in the kingdom. Anyways, the pod Pinkie and Fluttershy were in had just landed, forcing the robot ponies to continue on.  As they did, the pink Earth pony asked her friend, "Wow, some fun ride, huh?"

"It wasn't fun at all!" Fluttershy yelled. She stormed off angrily.

"Where the hay are you going?!"

"You can kiss my plot!"

Fluttershy, leaving a confused Pinkie behind, found herself in an ally way. The yellow Pegasus looked worried as she looked around. This place didn't look safe. Maybe she should not have left Pinkie behind.

She yelped while hearing a noise. Somepony was watching her, somepony hiding his or herself carefully. "Ok, Fluttershy. Calm down. You didn't hear anything..." Fluttershy told herself nervously.

Suddenly, a cloaked figure came out of nowhere and used a blaster to fire at Fluttershy, making her scream as she fainted.

More cloaked figures appeared and carried Fluttershy into a huge vehicle that was waiting for them.

Back in space, a space station known as the Mare in the Moon  floated through space. A meeting was taking place in one of the rooms of the ship. Rainbow was head of the meeting of course.

"So, what are you saying?" She asked with a frown.

"The rebels are fools to make an attack on this station, no matter what data they can get their hooves on! This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!" A dragon named Garble snapped.

"Oh good. Glad to hear that. So, there aren't any weaknesses at all right?"

"N-No..."

Rainbow frowned. She wasn't liking the way Garble said 'no'. The Pegasus asked with a suspicious expression, "What was with the hesitation? Anything I should know?"

"Oh nothing really. This space station is indestructible." The teenage dragon said nervously.

"So, is there one weakness I should know?"

"Nothing much, but there's this hole and if you shoot into it, the entire space station will blow up."

"Sweet Celestia! That sounds like a major design flaw!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"No need to worry about it. It's about two meters" Garble said.

One of the ponies in the room looked surprised. It was a unicorn mare with very light blue eyes, a red mane with yellow streaks, and an amber coat with a shimmering sun as a cutie mark. Her name is Sunset Shimmer, the Grand Moff in charge of the Mare in the Moon.

"That's no bigger than a mouse!" Sunset gasped in surprise.

"Oh come on! The only way you can get to it is to cross this trench. No big deal!" Garble said while rolling his eyes.

"How about we board it up with wood?" Rainbow asked.

"Are you crazy?! It'll look terrible!"

"Who cares?! The ability to destroy a planet is impossible!"

"Don't try to scare us with your theories, Rainbow Dash! Your ridiculous statements hadn't even gotten us closer to the rebels'--" Garble began, but didn't get to finish because the Sith lord was using the Force Choke on him.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing! How dare you insult my theories!" Rainbow snapped.

"Enough of this! Rainbow Dash, release him! He's only making a cameo!" Sunset commanded. Rainbow let go of Garble who was having a hard time breathing.

"Anypony else want to mention a thing about the hole?" Rainbow asked.

"No, sir..." An officer named Flim stammered.

"That's what I thought. You're all dismissed!"