Pony Wars Episode 4: The Adventure Begins

by YugiohPonyAvengers

Chapter 2: The Egghead Jedi Master

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Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro and Star Wars belongs to George Lucas and Disney

Out in the streets where Pinkie and Fluttershy's pod had crash landed, the Changelings were investigating. So far, traces of Pinkie or Fluttershy hadn't been found.

"I knew we shouldn't have let that pathetic Jet Set be in charge of what to shoot at! There was something in that pod. There were tracks going in that direction!" A changeling groaned.

"Sir, look!" Another changeling pointed out while levitating some robot parts. "Robots!"

"Oh look! A penny!" A third changeling yelled as he levitated a penny he found on the ground and laughing madly.

The first changeling's response was that he blasted the third changeling into pieces.

"Idiot..." He grumbled.

The vehicle where the cloaked figures were riding in had decided to stop near an apartment, so they can sell the stuff they had found.

A ramp came out of the vehicle, so that the Jawas (the cloaked figures), robots, etc. can come out.  Fluttershy was among them. With them as well was Pinkie who was kidnapped by the Jawas when she was going after Fluttershy.

Fluttershy frowned as Pinkie caught up with her.  The Pegasus said, "I'm so disgusted! Why did you catch up with me?!"

"Hey, I was only trying to follow you around! You're my friend!" Pinkie protested.

The robots formed a line as instructed by a Jawa as the owner of the apartment walked out. It was an Earth pony stallion with blue eyes, a green mane, and a yellow coat with an orange as a cutie mark. His name was Uncle Orange.

"Ok, let me see what you Jawas have, so I can let these robots do my chores while my wife and I plan fancy dinner parties." The yellow Earth pony said, looking over the robots. One of the Jawas began to feel dizzy as he took of his hood. The Jawa named Rover took his hood off and was sweating a bit.

"Goodness! I can barely breathe under this hood!" He groaned. "If I ever pass out, my job is lost! Seriously, Donkey Kong is the greatest video game ever!"

In a balcony in the apartment, a figure stepped out. It was a Pegasus mare with purple eyes, a purple mane, and an orange coat with a purple lightning bolt with two wings on the side of a scooter wheel on top as a cutie mark. Her name is Scootaloo.

As the Pegasus mare flew down to where the robots were, a voice called out from the balcony, "Scootaloo?"

Scootaloo groaned in annoyance as she recognized the voice while landing. She looked up to where the voice was coming from. Standing there was an Earth pony mare with blue eyes, an orange mane, and a peach coat with three orange slices as a cutie mark wearing a gold necklace with orange and green gems. Her name was Aunt Orange.

"What the hay do you want, Aunt Orange?" Scootaloo asked in annoyance.

"I just wanted to tell you that Uncle Orange is going to buy some robots to help with the chores." Aunt Orange said sternly.

"Dang it, Aunt Orange! When are you going to let me leave this worthless city  and join the rebellion like all my friends did?!" Scootaloo demanded.

"Stop complaining and go drink your chocolate milk." Aunt Orange commanded as she rolled her eyes.

"Wait until I get out of here! I'm going to go join the rebellion and there's nothing that can stop me!" Scootaloo yelled.

"Over my dead body!"

"Hey, would you just shut up with the noise?!" A pony named Filthy Rich yelled from his apartment window.

"Hey, YOU shut up!" A pony named Ms. Harshwhinny shouted from across the way.

"YOU shut up! Now I can't shut up because of the two of you!" A pony named Lucky Clover exclaimed from next to Ms. Harshwhinny.

"How about you shut up, lucky colt?!" Another pony named Wild Fire yelled from across from Lucky Clover.

"Who are you calling lucky colt?!"

"Why don't I make you all shut up?!" A donkey named Cranky shouted in annoyance from his window.

"You should all shut up!!!" A pony named Joe yelled from his window.

"I just poked my head out the window! Cool!" A pony named Lyra laughed madly as she poked her head out.

Later that day, Scootaloo  came out of the apartment to watch the suns set in the distance while listening to music.

"One of these days I'm going to get out of this city and fight the empire..." She sighed.

Then, she paused and turned to the camera, saying, "Mares and Gentlecolts, I present to you: John Williams and the Trottingham Symphony Orchestra!"

Sure enough, nearby, said conductor and orchestra was seen playing the music that you're listening to now.

Obviously after that random moment, Pinkie and Fluttershy were bought by Scootaloo's family. Back in the apartment, Fluttershy was done explaining what happened to her and Pinkie to Scootaloo while Pinkie was busy eating cupcakes.

"What does this button do?" Scootaloo asked.

"Wait don't--" Fluttershy began to protest, but Scootaloo pressed a button which activated a compartment that showed a hologram of a familiar princess.

"Help me, Twilight Sparkle, you're my only hope." The hologram of Sweetie Belle said before it went static and began repeating the message again.

"Is it just me or does that mare sound like she's in trouble?" Pinkie asked.

"Judging by the message, it seems like it." Scootaloo answered. "But the mare said something about Twilight Sparkle. Doesn't she mean Twily Sparks, the egghead who owns the library on the other side of town?" This left the mare in deep thought about the message.

The next day, Scootaloo was busy fixing up a machine that needed fixing. Just then, a concerned Pinkie ran out of the apartment.

"Hey, that shy Pegasus made a run for it last night!" Pinkie called out.

"What?!" Scootaloo gasped in shock.

"Yeah, Fluttershy flew out in the middle of the night. We have to find her before somepony else finds her!"

"Aw, man!" Scootaloo groaned. "You know that robot's gonna cost me a lot of trouble!"

"You think we should find her?" Pinkie asked.

"Come on!" Scootaloo called out as she flew off with Pinkie running below her.

Fluttershy sighed as she walked through the streets. She had to find Twilight Sparkle quickly before it's too late.  Just then, Fluttershy saw a familiar Pegasus fly in with an Earth pony running below her.

"There you are! Where the hay have you been, Fluttershy?" Scootaloo asked.

Fluttershy held up a sign that read, 'A bunch of ponies are coming south east from here!'.

"I think she's trying to tell us that a bunch of ponies are on their way here." Pinkie told Scootaloo.

"Well, duh! What do you think I was saying?!" Fluttershy snapped while rolling her eyes.

Getting out a pair of binoculars, Scootaloo flew onto a nearby phone booth while the others jumped onto it and scanned the area.  The orange Pegasus hoped that what Fluttershy said are not what she thought.

Suddenly, a figure jumped in front of the view of the binoculars. The trio gasped as the sand pony, a Pegasus mare named Derpy appeared while yelling, "Muffins!!!"

The trio didn't get far since Derpy knocked most of them out. Suddenly, a noise was heard, causing her to turn. Derpy saw a cloaked figure coming her way, making a whistling sound. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those aren't muffins at all!" She yelped before running off.

Once the sand pony was gone, the figure came up to Scootaloo and placed a hoof on her forehead to see if she's alright. Fluttershy, the only one who wasn't knocked out, looked concerned as she asked, "Who the hay are you?"

The figure looked up and removed her cloak. She is revealed to be a unicorn mare with dark purple eyes, a dark blue mane with purple and hot pink streaks, and a light purple coat with a magenta six pointed star with five white smaller stars surrounding it as a cutie mark. Her name was Twilight Sparkle.

"Somepony you're not supposed to know about, yellow Pegasus." Twilight said with a grin.

Fluttershy gulped nervously. This wasn't probably going to end well...

Once Twilight had woken up Scootaloo and Pinkie, she reassured them that they were in her library/home nearby, away from the sand ponies and Derpy.

As the trio sat on a couch nearby, Twilight sat in a chair on the other side of it, giving a warm smile to Scootaloo  while asking, "So, what brings you out here?"

Scootaloo wasn't sure what to be confused about: Fluttershy's reason to come here or who the strange pony was.

"Well, um, Fluttershy has a message for you. Go ahead, shy Pegasus." Scootaloo said with a nod.

"Ok, but I HAVE to show her this message!" Fluttershy nodded, a projector coming out of her.

Soon, the hologram of Sweetie Belle appeared once more, but the message was different from the one Scootaloo saw. The hologram said, "General Sparkle, I know that you helped my father during the Pinkie Clone Wars 19 years ago. Now, we need your help. Since you owed us after what you did on the planet Canterlot..."

This made Twilight nervous as she levitated a remote and fast-forwarded this. The lavender unicorn chuckled and said, "Oh, this is nothing to worry about. Just some magical stuff and politics. I'll explain it later..."

Twilight stopped the message at one part as Sweetie Belle's message said, "Anyways, I'm hoping you can get the plans for the Mare in the Moon to my father in Canterlot. Help me, Twilight Sparkle, you're my only hope."   The hologram then kneeled. "Alright, now what button to I click again?" It asked before Fluttershy put the projector back inside of her.

Twilight paused to think about the message before she said to Scootaloo, "Alright, you better come with me to learn the way of the Friendship if you want to come with me to Canterlot."

"The Friendship? What's that?" Scootaloo asked with a curious expression.

"Oh come on! You lived in Manehatten ever since you were a filly and don't know what the Friendship is?!" Twilight asked in disbelief.

"Give me a break! I had to live with my aunt and uncle for 19 years. NINETEEN years!!!"

"The Friendship is what gives a Jedi his or her powers. It surrounds us." Twilight explained as she sighed warmly and levitated open a chest and a lightsaber in front of Scootaloo. "This...was your father's lightsaber. It's the weapon of a Jedi. It might start out clumsy and random, but it turns out fine once you get used to it."

Scootaloo took the lightsaber and activated it, much to her amazement.

"Cool!" She exclaimed.

"Yup! I used to use it as a bug zapper once I moved here!" Twilight nodded with a grin.

Once Scootaloo turned off her new lightsaber, Twilight looked concerned for some reason.

"I just realized something. The Empire might come after your robots..." She said grimly.

"What makes you say that?" Scootaloo asked with a nervous expression.

"Isn't it obvious? They wouldn't come to a city like this for no reason! Plus, I'm a Jedi!"

"Wait, what if they ran into the Jawas my aunt and uncle got the robots from? If they do and kill them, the Empire may find out who Pinkie and Fluttershy and that would lead them..." Scootaloo began before gasping in shock. "Home!"

She quickly made for the exit. Scootaloo had to make it back home before it was too late!

"Hey! It's too dangerous, Scootaloo!" Twilight protested, but the Pegasus had already made it out the door. "Get your flank back her right this instance!"

Scootaloo had flew all through the streets of Manehatten, trying to get back to her apartment before it's too late. However, once she arrived, the apartment was up in flames with smoke everywhere.

"Aunt Orange! Uncle Orange! Where are you?!" Scootaloo exclaimed in shock. She looked all over the outside of the apartment before seeing...two burned corpses on  the ground. "Oh god! Aunt and Uncle Orange!" She gasped before looking around a little more and seeing another horrible sight. "John Williams!!!"

Sure enough the conductor and his orchestra didn't survive the Empire's attack either.

"This is terrible!" Scootaloo groaned, turning in the direction of the audience (all you readers out there). "That means we have to do the rest of the movie with Hans Zimmerman..."

She pointed in the direction of said conductor doing one of the songs for the movie. In an annoyed rage, Scootaloo chopped his head off with her lightsaber.

"What? I don't like Christopher Nolan's Batman films." Scootaloo protested to the audience.

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