Shrek goes to Ponyville and becomes the Ogrelord.

Warning: Very graphic story. If you do not accept Shrek as your savior, please leave. Or if you just don't want ot read that's cool too.

Oh what a glorious day! A glorious day to be alive and live in the magical land of Ponyville. Now let's recap, Equestria isn't new to having strangers visit. Lately the appearance of humans in the world hasn't really been as bothering as much as before. But still, humans aren't exactly... "loved" because of their rather... raunchy and perverse behavior.

I mean come on, you have these multi-raced men just appearing out of the blue into the land of Equestria looking to ram their johnson into the nearest mare they see... they're dealt with... quickly and efficiently. So yes, while Humans are common, they aren't loved... especially when they turn into f***ing alicorns for no reason whatsoever and have some sort of sexual interaction with the entire crew of the elements of harmony, you cheeky little shit.

Remember last times incident when the Juggalo's arrived? Lord, that was an act of terrorism, it was as if though sending the fat clown and the bony bastard was a declaration of war between Human and Equine! BUT WAIT! enough about humans! What if I told you a new creature came into town? All because of the fault of a little butter colored pegasus by the name of...

Fluttershy

Just look at that face... that's the face of trouble hidden behind a mask of kindness.

Anyways, let's begin today's adventure in Ponyville, i wonder what could possible go wrong this time.

Somewhere on the border of the Everfree Forest...
Time: 8AM
Character: Fluttershy

"Oh Angel! Yes! Don't stop!" commanded Fluttershy as the little white shit that nobody likes (Angel Bunny) thumped his ears onto her shoulder. I mean seriously, that's very reasonable, have you guys ever gotten sore there? It sucks. We can all relate to this situation. Angel bunny eventually got worn out and just planted his face onto the back of the yellow pegasus. Fluttershy, relieved and feeling better than ever, kissed Angel as a thank you and headed outside to stretch her wings.

Stepping out the door, she faced the direction of the forest and sighed in satisfaction to the early and steady morning. She walked around her cottage to find anything wrong and to see how her animal cult is holding up. All did well and she smiled at the rising sun. Then she could see an off behavior coming from the forest, for some reason a rather odd amount of birds were starting to fly out and head towards the west. Then she could see the shadows of many animals sprint through the obstacles in their way, heading wherever the birds went.

She walked closed to see if this is all just some sort of off-thing, a small little event that just happened here and there but no, she was wrong, something was definitely startling them all. Having the power of The Stare also came with a perk of having a rather sensitive hearing to see if a predator was on the loose to hunt his prey. Putting her ear to the wind and breathing quietly, she could hear it. In the softest of winds, she heard a yell, a cry of mercy deep in the confines of the forest. Like it was an actual pony crying for help.

AS nervous as she was, Fluttershy quickly retreated to her cottage, contemplating the events that just occurred. Should she pursue the cries of a dying animal and save their life, perhaps another fine addition to the cult? Or should she just cower safely at home without giving a 2nd glance to the forest? After several moments she came to a final verdict. She galloped to her closet, retrieved a saddle full of various survival supplies and headed off to the forest.

Just as she reached the borderline of the forest, she kicked up to reveal her great wings to take flight. Why endanger herself in the frenzy of the animal stampede when she could just simply fly overhead the forest and make it faster to the distress call? Off she went at great speed!... only to find out that leaving her home was her biggest mistake for herself and maybe Equestria as we know it.

She docked down beside a boulder near a landing. "I like that boulder, it's a nice boulder" she says as she galloped quietly towards the open area. Something was rather odd about the area she approached. She could see signs along the way saying "Beware of Ogre!" here and there along with various grotesque swamp accessories to add a creepy feel to it all. Not many creatures were seen beyond this point, not even insects themselves.

Not knowing whether to go further or not, the wails of an animal were still heard and much further in she realized this was the Everfree Forest no more, but a new area, a new swamp she has never visited. Cautiously Fluttershy walked, better than Franklin's ass stealth skilled, and beamed the environment; it was clear that someone was living there and was quiet possibly the culprit behind the yells of torture. She could see a bathroom stall to the far left of the house, a pool of steaming mud with vines nearby, and a makeshift bathroom, all right there in the open. Judging by the hygiene, Fluttershy came to a conclusion a monster lived here and she planned to not kill it but to save those it is harming.

A mighty roar shook the forest trees followed by loud thumps that rattled the rocks on the ground. Squinting in the distance she could see a large scaly beast. She swallowed the saliva that built in her mouth and wiped the sweat that started to run down her forehead. It was a large ferocious red dragon and on it was a donkey?

"I walked into the wrong side of the forest." she whispered. The dragon was slowly approaching her with that gray animistic ass riding it, she had no other options but to run to the John! When she opened up, vomit ran up her esophagus ready to be let out but she kept it in. The bathroom smelled of the most rancid shit thats ever ran up her nostrils. The aroma of cow manure mixed Nikki Minaj's bra sweat was too much, she had to run inside the house to escape the dragon and the smell of satan, this was Flittershy's biggest mistake.

Barging through the door like Van Dam in an action movie, she saw an unsee-able sight. A large fat green animal was tearing up another one like him that was laying on the bed, a female. This was all on the bed and all around the bed she witnessed several human males either praying to this green animal or have their asses in the air spreading their cheeks, praising. This animal was called an Ogre but what the name of it was, unknown to her ears. She's never seen such a pagan act until now. Stunned in shock she could only see true horror and hearing the words

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"

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Slowly she backed away only to bump into a thorny material that protruded through the door, the snout of the red dragon with that gray donkey staring at her with an evil smile on her face. He was smoking a makeshift cigar and he blew the smoke straight into her face whispering coyly "Dank. Swamp. Kush" Fluttershy was tripping real bad and disturbed the ogre ritual taking place.

The ogre stopped ramming his member into his partner and looked at her with a straight face. "Aye there laddy! Where do you come from?" he said while picking her up by the rail and bringing her face to his eye level. Fluttershy was in real trouble, she couldn't speak until she was slapped across the face with Shreks pinky. "I- I- I come from Ponyville...i'm Fl-Flu-Fluttershy." she finished saying. So this is what it meant to be under true fear. He kept staring at her and sniffed her mane. "Hmmm... Drek detected." The human males snarled and growled at poor Fluttershy like menacing mad dogs ready to strike!

"Please please! I thought someone was in trouble and that's why I came over here! I'm so sorry MR.Ogre! Oh Celestia help me!" everyone laughed, even the dragon. He replied "The only one in trouble here is you! Puss, get my boots, we're going to wherever this Ponyville is. IF this Celestia can't hear your cries now, she won't ever hear them again in the future! It sounds to me like your little place is in need of a new leader! Your Celestia sounds like a Farquaad to me"

She damn near fainted due to the immense fright she was experiencing. With her eyes clenched shut the noises all around suddenly stopped. She took a peek only to find herself staring straight into the ogre's very eyes, she could see his foul brave soul. He whispered to her face. "Listen laddey, you think I din't see you snooping around ma place? Ma Swamp? I saw you nearly puke out there whence you walked into the bathroom, what's wrong Fluttershy? Why didn't you let it out?"

She couldn't move, fear petrified her. Shrek nodded and crescendo'd as he said the following words. "Better out than in as I always say!" he tossed her onto the now empty bed and he pulled up his pants and proceeded to wear his boots. "You followers! It's time you all teach her the meaning of love and life! Donkey! You and your wife go scouting for this Ponyville, I'll ready myself for the trip!"

The cries of Fluttershy were silenced almost instantly when Shrek walked outside and closed his door. This is the birth of Cloppers. They find themselves wanting to smash horses after accepting Shrek as their lord and savior. Fluttershy's cries were not of pain anymore but of agony and reckoning. Shrek smiled and walked off into the forest leaving his swamp.

"Check yourself before you Shrek yourself"