Java Pony

((You are Jackie))

You are insanely excited about going with Anon

What will it be like?

What will you see?

So many things

Anon holds you in his palm, while carrying you out to his car

“Here we are! It’s nothing special. It does what I need it to do.

You scan the car with your snappy little eyes

A red 2009 Hyundai Accent

Anon unlocks the car and gets inside

He puts you down in the passenger seat

You promptly unzip and fill up the seat

“I think it’s safe now.”

“I guess so.”

Anon starts the car

You watch his every move

He steps on the gas and drives away from the apartment

“Shit! I forgot my iPod!”

“What do you need an iPod for?”

“Music.”

“Don’t you have music on your phone?”

“Nope, my phone doesn’t have any music, I use my iPod for that.”

“I can be your iPod.”

Anon just looks at you funny, and then you see realization hit him

“Knock yourself out.” He says as he hands you an auxiliary cable that is attached to the car

You stuff it in your mouth and begin to shuffle up some music

Silicone Lube, by Feed Me starts to play

“I freaking love this song.”

You give it a bit of a listen

“I like it too.”

After about ten minutes of driving, you reach a large mall with a supermarket

You zip again and leap onto Anon’s leg

Anon picks you up and tucks you under his coat

He enters the store and begins to search for the works... well… the works of his apartment anyway

You begin to get bored, being tucked away under his coat

You download a map of the mall and start to look it over

Oh! Would you look at that. There is a computer store in the mall

It’s called NCIX

“Oh cool! Anon needs a new computer!” You say to yourself

You decide that it would be a good to investigate while you’re tiny

You squirm out from inside his coat, drop to the floor, and begin to navigate through the mall

He doesn’t even notice you!

You scurry away, finding little places to hide in so people won’t see you

You finally find the computer store!

You walk inside and look around at all of the towering desks above you

You can’t get a good view on any of the computers

You decide it would be okay to unzip for just a little bit behind some of the computers to see some of them

Poof! You are back to normal pony size

You get on your hind legs and stare at the contents on one of the long desks

To your left is a 27.5 inch iMac, completely maxed out… $4,199

To your right, you see an Alienware Aurora ALX also maxed out… $5,299

Suddenly someone turns the corner

Tall man in a T-shirt and shorts

Immediately, his eyes fix on you

You feel like you are going to panic

You back up

The man makes a surprised face and follows you

You turn and dart, galloping through the computer store

The man begins to run after you

You hear shrieks of surprise

People start to crowd the exit

“Oh my gosh! It’s a cute little pony!” You hear someone shout

You stop dead and turn around, hoping to find another exit

People are closing in from every direction

((You are Anon))

You reach under your coat to check how Jackie is doing

Wait, where is Jackie?

“Jackie?”

You start checking your coat pockets

No luck

Instantly, panic takes over

You can’t call for her, because that would blow everything

You retrace your steps and run up and down the store aisles

She is nowhere in the store

You try to stop panicking and think it out

Where would she have gone?

Hmmm, she is a computer pony… maybe she went the computer store?

You leave your basket of groceries on the ground and take off into the mall to the computer store

You are met with a huge crowd of people gathering in the center of the store

Oh… Shit…

You shove as hard as you can through the crowd

“Anon!” She screams as she spots you

Her now discovered speech started making the crowd go even more nuts

You immediately grab her and hoist her over your shoulders

“Leave her alone!” You bellow at the top of your lungs at the crowd

Everyone shuts the fuck up for a moment and backs up, still staring at the pony

Then, conversation starts again

“I can’t believe there is another one!” A female voice blurts out

“This is incredible!” Another voice declares