Mickey

((You are still Anon))

You still feel like crap for what you did earlier

Even though her tactless, hyperactive attitude ticks you off

There is only one attitude YOU can change

Just look at that adorable thing, snoozing on the couch

She's worth it

But how the hell did you end up with her?

You decide to keep reading about this Ai pony stuff

Wow, this entire article is kinda like a big users manual

Shit! Don't think of it like that

You look at your laptops clock

2:20pm

Damn, you really slept

It's not exactly balmy in the room

20 degrees

You walk into your room and grab a blanket for Mickey

You come back to the couch and pull the blanket over top of the snoring pony

The broken speaker is still laying on the floor near the door

You decide to go examine it

The inside just looks like a plain old destroyed speaker

Nothing special about it

You feel breath on the back of your neck

"Holy shit!"

Mickey was sitting right beside your feet, staring at you

"What's up Anon?"

"Uh… you- I thought- you were… sleeping?"

"I was! Do you want me to sleep some more? I can do that if you'd like."

"Uh, no, that's fine."

"Watcha up to?"

"Nothing in particular."

"Well let's get out of here!"

"What?"

"Let's go do something Anon!"

"Ugh, no, I really just want to hang in here today."

"But but but… Anooooooon! I wanna do something! It's so boring seeing everything from inside there!"

"Mickey…"

She hops up on her hind legs and puts her hooves on your stomach

"Please Anon."

She gives you the cutest, most desperate innocent face ever

Aw fuck

"Fine, I have to go shopping for you anyway I guess."

"Yay! Thank you Anon! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"

She was bouncing around the room joyfully

Then a million thoughts rushed through your head again

If you take her with you…

People will stare at you

People will stare at her

People will want to pet her

People will judge

People will want photos

People will want to kidnap her

People will want to kill her

People will want to eat her…

People…

Annnnddd there goes reality again

"Anon?… Anon? Anon are you okay? Anon? Anon don't pass out. Anon? Are we going? Anon are we going? Anon?"

She jumps up and hovers in your face with those big wings

You snap out of your mindfuck

"Oh, uh, those wings do work. I was going to ask you about those."

"Yeppers! And don't worry about a thing Anon, No one will be able to harm me in any way."

How did she…

Wait, a thought came to mind

If she can fly, she can hover out of peoples reach

Perfect

"Alright, let's go Mickey."

"Woo!"

The both of you walk out the door

You lock up and walk to the elevator

As the elevator goes down, Mickey starts giggling uncontrollably

"What's so funny?"

"It feels funny! And I am happy."

Now normally, you would scowl and groan at this behaviour

She is acting like a child, and you can't stand children

But after that incident just a little bit ago, you feel like you are warming up to her now

I mean, you're going to need to

You and Mickey walk out of the elevator and to your truck

“So this is what you use to get around, huh?”

“Yeah… I need a truck for my speakers.”

Ugh, speakers

If you don’t get paid tonight, you won’t be able to DJ at the club tomorrow night >and the speakers probably won’t even be fixed by then

You open the passenger door for mickey

You climb into the drivers seat

You noticed Mickey start to shake again

“You alright?”

“Yes, I am just really excited.”

You laugh

You drive out of the underground lot and onto the street

You keep driving until you hit a Trader Joes (Not literally but… y’know)

“Is this the place?”

“Yeah, this is it.”

“Oh boy oh boy! I can’t wait!”

She presses her face against the car window as you pull into a parking spot

You can’t ever remember anyone being this excited about shopping

You get out and open the door for her

She tumbles out of the car ungracefully

Goddamnit

“You alright?”

“A hundred and one percent, Anon!” She says, shaking her head a bit

As you walk to the store, everything you expected to happen, happens

“Oh my goodness! Look at the cute little pony! My, you are a very fortunate man. I’ve been reading about these little beauties. Aw come here precious!”

A middle aged woman with some groceries was already trying to cuddle Mickey

Mickey instantly backed up

“Not today ma’am! Anon here is being a stick in the shit! Haha!”

You turn and glare at her

She is holding back a million laughs

“Oh! Oh my… alright then, you two have fun.”

“I don’t even…”