Mickey

You and Mickey walk into the store

Instantly, there are people chattering away in every direction

You ignore all of the people and proceed to search

"What'll you eat?"

"Anything really, as long as it's not meat."

"Hmm, okay."

You pick up a shopping basket and go to the soup section

You stuff a dozen packages of Ramen in the basket

"Noodles?"

"Yes... Is that a problem?"

"Not at all."

You continue down the store and grab a bottle of Pepsi

"Oh! Pepsi! I know her."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, Nothing. Just an old friend."

Old friend... Strange

You pick up a box of cereal and go to the checkout

"Ohhh! Look at the cute little pony! What's your name?" The cashier says in delight

"Mickey!" She responds cheerfully

"Does everybody know about these ponies?"

"Oh yes, someone just come in here with two of them!"

"What? Really?!"

"Yep, a blue one and a white one if I remember correctly."

"Uh wow. I didn't know there were more here."

You purchase your items and pick up the bags

"Have a nice day!"

You nod, smile, and walk back to the truck with Mickey

"Anon! Anon! Did you hear that? There are more ponies here!"

"I know... It's really amazing."

"Can we see them? Please?"

"Well... I have no idea where they live, or who they even are."

"Please Anon?"

"Okay... I will see what I can do."

You drive back to the underground parking lot and take your groceries into the elevator

Mickey starts giggling again

So cute

You both walk into the apartment

"I'm hungry, wanna eat something now?"

"Oh my gosh, Yes!"

Well now you know what was on her mind

You cook up a few packages of ramen

"Smells good Anon!" She yells from the couch

What is she doing over there anyways?

You pour the Ramen into a bowl for her

You decide to just eat out of the pot

You walk back to the couch

She is on your laptop

She is literally on top of the laptop

"W-... what are you doing?"

"Looking for a place to plug in... I might need a male to male for this."

You look at her, confused

"A cable."

"Oh, okay."

You remember reading something about these ponies being able to connect to devices and such

"Well, we need to eat."

You set the bowl down on the table in front of the couch

She stares and it

She stares at you

She stares at the bowl again

She stares at you

You twirl a forkful noodles and hold it in front of her

She opens her mouth

You stuff the noodles in her mouth

The noodles just hang there out of her closed mouth, dripping

She is staring at you now with this wide-eyed expression

"Gaahh! I can't take it anymore! Why are you so fucking cute?!"

"fmph."

"Chew."

She chews the noodles

"Swallow."

She sucks back the noodles and makes a gulp noise

"I don't get it, you ate the sandwich just fine."

"The noodles were hot."

"Oh..."

She wipes her face on the couch

Eeeehh whatever

She then stuffs her face into the bowl and starts slurping down the noodles

"Anon that was-"

She is cut off by a loud, but rather feminine burp

"Oh, uh, sorry about that... That was great Anon."

You are still laughing at her

She starts to laugh as well

You give her a huge hug

"Even though I've only known you a day, I think it's safe to say you're my best friend, Anon."

"You too."

You don't really have many friends

You don't really have time to make friends

Mickey has been nothing but a bundle of joy

If she is going to be with you for the rest of your life, of course she'll be your best friend

Rest of your life...

Wow

Questions start attacking your brain again

You have been hugging Mickey for about a minute now

You release her

The rest of the day was filled with conversation and life stories

Her life inside your laptop sounded really boring

You thought it would be a bit more interesting

She seemed fascinated with yours though

Finally, there is some silence

She yawns and collapses on her belly

"I'm... tired."

"Yeah me too. I guess we should get some rest."

"Where's the bed?"

"Excuse me?"

"Where. Is. The. Bed."

"Uhm... in my room. Aren't you going to sleep on the couch?"

She wraps her front legs around you and squeezes

"No."

You smile and pick her up

You walk into your room and put her down on the bed

She does a cute squeaky yawn and sprawls out on the bed

She then spreads her wings across the bed

"I need somewhere to sleep as well."

"Oh, sorry Anon."

She folds her wings back to her sides and presses her muzzle into the pillow

You shuffle under the covers

She quickly falls asleep, snoring into the pillow

What a day...

((You are Anon))

You are rudely awoken by... your phone ringing?

Who is calling you at three in the morning?

You don't even recognize the number

You answer it, feeling skeptic

"Hello?"

"No questions, get in the limo. Bring the pony."

And then the three tones

"Who was that Anon?"

Oh, it woke Mickey up too

Part of you really wants to know what is going on

But the other part of you is genuinely afraid

You look out your window

There is a black limo parked in front of the complex

"I don't know, but I think we need to go."

"But Anon, it's still early."

"Come on Mickey."

You put some clothes on and scoop her up off of the bed

You grab what you need and head out the door and down the stairs

You walk to the limo

The window opens

"Get in." A low voice apprises

You get in the limo and sit do- oh my god this is comfy

You put mickey on the seat next to you

Still sort of half asleep, you have no idea why you are doing this

"Do you know why you're here?"

"Uh, lemme guess, it's about the pony, am I right?"

The limo leaves the parking spot and starts gliding down the road

"Where are you taking us? Hello?"

"Well, we have to be boarding our flight in twenty minutes!" Said a rather giddy female voice

Suddenly, two ponies popped their heads out from the other side of the seats

"Hi there!" Said a cream colored one

"Oh! Oh my god! Is it really you?"

"Holy shit! Are you Jackie and Winnie!?"

Both of them started laughing

"Of course not. We're just ponies that look exactly like them~" Winnie chided

"Oh my god this is so cool! I wanted to meet you guys so bad!" Mickey said, bouncing about happily

"Well, nice to meet you... Mickey? Is it?" Jackie asked

"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"I'll heh, give you my software later." Jackie said, a little giggle in her speech

"So uh, where are we going?"

"Oh don't you worry, I'm going to make you rich. Super rich, but to answer your question, we're going back to seattle." The voice was now confirmed to be the driver

"Oh crap, But I need m-"

"Money? Necessities? Oh don't worry about a thing. My name is Anon by the way."

"You're kidding! My name is Anon too!"

"Hah, what are the chances. Two incredibly fortunate guys with the same name. Have some champagne, will you?"

A fridge compartment in the back of the seat in front of you pops out two pre-chilled glasses and perfectly chilled champagne

You pour some of the of the champagne into a glass for yourself

"Give me some of that!" Mickey demands, grabbing the bottle in her hooves

She tips the whole thing back and chugs it away

And it was by no means a small bottle

"Mickey! No! Oh god I am so sorry."

"Don't be! She can have as much as she wants, Just hope that she won't be puking on the plane." Jackie Said

"Ahhh! That was good! Ya got anymore?"

"Shhh you're cut-off."

"Oh come on! I'm not even drunk!"

"Sure you aren't. Give it time."

Sure enough, after about a couple minutes, you had a giggly clingy pony sitting in your lap

"Heehee, okay maybe that was a bad idea." Mickey said, clearly not sober

"No, this is perfect." Jackie said, an amused and expecting look in her eye

She grabbed mickey and locked lips with her, pressing hard into Mickey's

"Uh... Anon?! What is she doing?"

"Relax, Jackie is just transferring learned data to Mickey, and taking data from her. It helps them develop faster."

"O-oh... Is that the only way they can do that?"

"No, they could use a cable, but that slows down the process immensely, or they could, uh, nevermind. Jackie likes to take things farther with this though."

You watch the two of them go at it, french kissing and moaning

You look at Winnie

"Don't worry I'm fine, I may look like a filly but, yeah you know." She says

You finally arrive at the airport

Mickey is just gazing at Jackie

"Who am I kidding, Immm druuunnkk."

She just stumbles around, bumping into Jackie the whole way to the plane

Everyone boards the place and takes a seat

"Now I am worried about her getting sick."

"I'm sure everything will be fine. It isn't a long flight." Said other Anon