Day 3 - Guy Newman - Room 32

I woke up in pretty much the same position I had fallen asleep in: hugging Rainbow Dash, who's head was still buried in my chest. Gentle sunlight flitted in between the closed shades, shining a dim glow into the room. Over on the night stand, the clock read 7:50. Still to early to get up. More so, I still had a girl wrapped around me, and I didn't want to disturb her. I closed my eyes again, wanting to get a little more sleep, but I just couldn't get back into the dream world. So I decided to just lay there and take in Rainbow's sweat scent. Not really sure what she smelled like, but whatever it was made me feel warm on the inside. The morning light trickling in, I could see that all she had on was a cute little pair of blue panties; nothing else from head to toe. I was still dressed in a t-shirt and shorts.

I normally don't like to sit still for too long, but I stayed there the whole time until Rainbow started to stir about half an hour later. Her arms unhooked from me and her head pulled back as she stretched and yawned. Then she opened her eyes and saw me. I tilted me head to the side and smiled, eyes closed, while saying "Mornin'."

"Unh? Morning?" She muttered, still not completely aware of what was going on. She rose her upper body a little, causing just the slightest jiggling of her exposed boobs. Up until that I had been fine, but there's the boner again. Then she realized what exactly was going on and her face flushed red as she rolled back and onto the floor with a thud.

"You all right?" I asked as she quickly stood up, a hastily tossed on shirt now covering her.

"Yeah, fine. Fine. She stammered, stumbling out of the room. Huh. Kind of odd behavior for a girl who had tried to take shower with me the other day. Did I say something wrong? Oh well, I'd get it sorted out later. In the mean time, I got out of bed and took my morning shower. Normal morning, this time. I wrapped that up and got dressed, then went out to get some breakfast. Waffles and Orange Juice. Not a bad way to start the weekend. I took a seat at the table and started eating. Nothing much happened there either. It was actually really quiet, considering all the mayhem that had managed to occur in not even two days. I finished my meal and got up to sit in the living room. Maybe get that TV plugged in. Saturday morning was a good TV morning, after all. Simple thoughts like these were what was on my mind right when I walked in an found Pinkie Pie naked on the couch. She had been reading a book, but when she saw me, she flipped herself up and got up to do her favorite greeting: vicious hand shake and hug. I couldn't help but notice that her boobs bounced a little more than Rainbow's. I shook my head to clear those thoughts.

"Uh... hi." I said.

"Good morning!" She said, as cheery as always.

"So... what are you doing?"

"What's it look like? I'm reading a book. You humans shape some of your letters weird though." Reading a book. Thanks. I couldn't tell.

"Okay, but why are you NAKED?" I asked almost yelling.

"Well, Twilight told us we needed to wear clothes out in public, but we're back in the room now." Pinkie said. "The air feels good. Besides, the dress was uncomfortable." I was spared of having to think of a response by a knock at the door. Something to let my mind wander. I went and checked out the peephole. Outside was a girl wearing a purple suit with a black tie underneath, and a purple skirt and log black stockings. I think I recognized her as one of the RAs. I opened the door.

"Good morning." She said. "I believe you're Guy, correct?"

"Yeah, that's me. Good morning miss... um..." Forgot the RA's name. Go me.

"Twilight. Twilight Sparkle." Oh right, duh. The pony RA.

"Oh... um... so, do I have to address you as your majesty or something?" I asked, kind of jokingly. But she responded with a shocked stare.

"How did you...?"

"Scott, Richard, and I all spoke with Celestia yesterday, and-" But she stopped me there.

"Okay. I just wanted to make sure you all knew the same way."

"Weelll... Technically, Pinkie Pie told me she was from Equestria on the first night. But Celestia was the one to confirm it."

"Speaking of Pinkie, are she and Rainbow around?" She asked. "I kind of wanted to talk to them."

"I have no idea where Dash got off to. Pinkie's in the living room. We had actually been right in the middle something." Looking back, that could have been worded better. Twilight came into the room and stopped when she saw Pinkie. She looked just as confused as I had felt. She looked at me; I couldn't tell whether that expression was confusion or rage, but she flipped out and yelled:

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!" And stormed out of the room.

"I wonder what that was about? She really needs to lighten up." Pinkie said.

"Beats me." I said. Seemed like she had been pretty angry, though what exactly "wrong" meant was beyond me. I was here to fix these "wrong" things like Pinkie running around naked. Even if it was hot. "Anyway, Pinkie, ready for your first human lesson?"

"Oh boy, oh boy! Yes, yes! Sounds like fun!" She replied, bouncing up and down again. Yeah, I would probably miss that later. Oh well.

"First I need to teach you some basics about clothes..."

After a few lessons with naked Pinkie (who apparently didn't quite seem to grasp that "wear clothes when other people around" thing), I went out into the city to buy myself whatever supplies I had forgotten or couldn't bring from home. And Pinkie had decided to come along because it sounded like fun. I wasn't exactly sure that was a good idea, but it would give me a chance to observe her social habits. And give me someone to talk to. So after getting her dressed in some light blue jeans and a pink wide-shouldered shirt with balloons on the front, we went out. I didn't really like to make lists, so I was just wandering around while remembering what I needed and trying to decide what order to get it in. I stayed pretty quiet and avoided contact with most of the city folk. Pinkie on the other hand, was making a scene the entire time, shouting out seemingly random things and greeting everyone we passed.

"Pinkie, I know you like to make friends, but you should cool it down out here. Unfortunately, the city just isn't usually the best place for that." It seemed beyond her grasp that someone might not want to be her friend.

"Why? Everyone seems friendly enough." She said as someone else walked by. She said good morning, and he told her to buzz off. "Ha-ha, you have a nice day, too." Yeah, this could take some work.

By that point, we made it to the store I had wanted. Lucky me, there was a Target within walking distance of the dorms. It was a little bit of a stretch, but not far enough to make it a hard trek. Apparently this was Pinkie's first time in a large convenience store. Great. Another thing for her to explore. Had to admit though, her liveliness took my mind off any problems I had been having. I smiled as she charged ahead and started gawking around at pretty much everything.

"Pinkie!" I yelled after her, jogging a little to catch up. "Please don't go running off. You could get yourself into trouble." I managed to grab her arm and lock it with mine. She paused for a second, which was just enough time for me to slip my hand into hers. "Let's just walk, for now."

"Awww..." She sounded a little disappointed, but she did what I asked. And that's how we ended up walking through the store holding hands pretty much the whole time. It was kind of like dragging a kid out of the toy aisle that really wanted something there. Except she wanted to see everything, not just one thing in particular. But we eventually made our way through the store and I found what I needed. Toaster motherfucker! Aside from that, I picked up some bread and snacks; essentials for success. I told Pinkie I'd get her something too, and she decided on a box of Lucky Charms. Apparently, she liked the idea of something "magically delicious." So that left us to discuss the dollar while waiting in the checkout line. She understood the basics of monetary exchange, she just needed to get used to dollar values and the lack of gems. We got finished with fives and tens right about when we reached the register, and then discussed twenties and up on the way out. We walked back out into the streets, ready to make our way back to the dorms. I had gotten enough for one trip. Things were perfectly fine until we got within about one block of the dorms. One minute, Pinkie was right beside me. Then I turned my head away for a few seconds to check whether we could cross the road yet, and when I looked back she was gone. I started to get a little nervous. I mean, it was highly possible that she had just wandered off somewhere, but I didn't want to assume, I had heard some pretty bad stories about the city; pretty much the only reason I hadn't wanted to come here. I looked around and didn't see any sign of her. Okay, if she had just run ahead, I should have still been able to see here, so that meant one of two things. Either she had gone into a store, or... My thoughts were interrupted by a laugh that definitely belonged to Pinkie. And it sounded like it was coming from... oh, great. An alleyway. Wonderful. Allright, let's see what she got herself into this time. I poked my head around the corner and wasn't really sure what to make of what I saw. Things clicked in pieces. The first things to sink in were the obvious. Pinkie was being held up against the wall, hanging from her shirt collar, by some guy. Okay, one street thug. But then I realized she was laughing. Oh god, she thinks it's a joke or something.

"I'm done asking nice, kid." I heard him say. "Give me all the money you got." Damnit, had to think fast. I wasn't really that strong, so a head on fight wouldn't get me anywhere. Okay, what could I...! Light-bulb! I moved as fast as I could, but the thug had gotten fed up with Pinkie's antics and given her a punch right in the stomach. Suddenly, she seemed to realize how much danger she was actually in, and the laughter in her eyes faded and was replaced by fear. He raised his fist to slug her again, but by this point I was done fiddling around and ready to throw.

"Eat toaster, villain!" I yelled as I chucked the opened toaster straight at him. A few things happened all together. He swung around to face me, but still hadn't let go of Pinkie, which caused her to fling with him. But he turned around with such a start that Pinkie's shirt decided it had had enough, and tore straight off, leaving her to keep flying into the wall; and apparently she hadn't bothered to put on a bra, but that wasn't important at the moment.. Then the toaster actually hit him dead in the face. My mom had said I didn't a titanium four-slot toaster. Well, take that mom. I told you it would be good for something. The smack didn't knock him out or over, but it did give me just enough time to catch him off guard with a running punch to the gut. And that knocked him onto the ground, stunned for at least a little. Pinkie was completely shaken up; though physically okay (more or less, nothing broken), she was too traumatized to move at the moment. I ran quick and grabbed the toaster that had saved us, then took off my shirt and put it on Pinkie. It would look a little weird for me to walk around the city without a shirt, but not as bad as it would have been for her. I wrapped her arm around my shoulder and helped her up, and we made our way back to the dorm like that. We got a few bizarre looks, but no one tried anything. We made it without any farther events.

No one was in the residence director's office, and I didn't want to get any other students involved; I didn't know where any of the other pony girls lived, so I would just have to deal with this myself. When we made it back to the room, I dropped all the bags on the floor right by the entrance, then brought Pinkie over to the couch, placing her gently down. With her back facing up, I took my shirt off of her to check her injuries. There was nothing fatal, but her back was bleeding pretty bad in several spots. She had slid down a brick wall on her way to the ground, so I suppose this was probably expected. She was still fully conscious, but still hadn't said anything. I went and got out a few wash cloths and ran them under some warm water. I came back to her and put them on top of her wounds. She cringed at first, but the heat seemed to relax her after that.

"Pinkie? Are you okay?" I asked her. No reply. "I'm gonna put the groceries away, all right?" No answer. "Um. Well, I'll be right in the kitchen if you need me. I'll be right back when I'm done." I went out and took care of all the refrigerated things I had bought: some yogurt, some milk and juice, some fruit, and so on. I put the toaster up on the counter, and the rest of the stuff into the cabinets. After I was finished, about 5 minutes later, I came back into the room. She hadn't moved in the least. The bleeding had mostly stopped, so I took the washcloths off of her and just let her lie there. I took a seat in one of the chairs in the room. I didn't really want to just sit there, but it didn't seem right to go do anything with Pinkie like this. I closed my eyes. Damn. Day three, and already things had toppled right down the hill.

"Guy?" I heard the muffled voice and snapped back to the attention. Her head was in the couch, but I could still here her voice.

"Yeah, Pinkie?"

"Why'd that happen?" She asked, looking up. She was in tears, her blue eyes watering heavily. The question was a simple one, but at the same time, I found myself struggling for an answer. In the end, I just shrugged my shoulders.

"I don't understand the way we all behave in this world of ours." I said simply. "Some people are just bad. Others get dealt bad hands in life and end up on the streets, having to do things like that to survive. Then there are people that end up like that cause they made a few bad choices. It all... just depends, I guess." It wasn't really a satisfying answer, even to me, but it was all I could come up with. She slowly sat herself up.

"Why are there so many people like that here?" She asked. I got up from the chair and sat down next to her on the coach. I put my arm on her shoulder.

"Yeah, there are some bad people out there. It's a sad truth about our world. But for every one of them, there are more people who truly care." That got another smile after her. She put her head down on my bare shoulder. I remembered then that I had never bothered to get another shirt. Ah well, she hadn't either, so we were both topless. She moved her head down farther, and let it come to rest in my lap. About a minute later, she was asleep. I ran my fingers through her soft pink hair,and moved down to massage her right shoulder, which was facing up at me. And soon, I found myself asleep too.

I woke up about an hour and a half later, alone on the couch. But after tuning in, I could hear the water running in the shower, and I think I actually heard Pinkie singing. Now it was my turn to smile. Hopefully things would be back to normal now. There still wasn't any sign of Dashie, so I just went to get a shirt, then into the kitchen to make myself some lunch. It was around 1 o'clock in the afternoon by this point, just about perfect lunchtime. Sandwich time, peanut butter and jelly. I finished eating and went to my room to pull out my laptop again. No homework from day one, so nothing much to do but kill time since none of the clubs had started yet. Card Games on Interwebs!!! I was just making a deck and messing around when the water turned off, and Pinkie came into the room, naked again and dripping wet.

"Um, Pinkie..." I said. "You know you're supposed to dry off before you leave the bathroom."

"Heh-heh, yeah, I know. But I kind of forgot to bring one. We didn't have very much to start with, and whatever else we still need, Celestia will have supplied by Monday afternoon. Oh, what is that thing, anyway?" She said, moving closer to look at my laptop. "You've been using it since you got here, and I've seen others like them."

"It's a computer." I said simply, glad to see her back to her usual self. "And you're gonna be needing one too, if you're gonna be doing any of the homework and projects."

"I will? Ooh, I can't wait!" I was afraid she was about to start jumping up and down again; wouldn't mind normally, but I didn't need water flying all over the room. So I unfurled my legs and jumped off my bed in one swift motion, landing next to her.

"Come on, let's get you dry before you flood the room." I told her. She giggled a little, but came along. In one of the closets I had stored a few extra towels, and I pulled out a solid red one. I handed it off to her, but she didn't seem to know what to do with it. "Everything okay?"

"Well, I've never used a human towel before. Um... what do I do?"

"I thought you said you knew about drying off?"

"No, I said I knew I was supposed to dry off. I never said I've ever done it." A light mocking in her voice. I sighed, but I took the towel back and dropped it out. I tossed it overtop her head and started to rustle it around to dry her hair, and as soon as I took it off, it poofed back up like it had never been wet. Okay. I took the towel and draped it over her shoulders, but even from there she still wanted me to help. She might have just been playing with me, but I started caressing it around her. If she wanted to play around, I could play back. I ran it slowly down her sides, but quickly moved it up a bit at random times. Maybe I should have been teaching her rather than toying with her, but I just couldn't resist the urge to toy with he rear next. The towel between my hands and ass, I pulled it back a little, and gave a light crack across her plot. She gave a squeal of surprise and her hands instantly moved down to cover her now slightly glowing butt, but I caught her left hand with my right on its way down, and I spun her around to face me. My left hand still had the towel, but my right hand brought Pinkie's hand to my lips, and I kissed her knuckles. I had no idea what brought that urge over me, but I had just suddenly gotten that desire. After that, we just stood there, hand in hand, neither one of us saying anything. After several drawn out seconds, I fake coughed and let her hand down. I put the towel back around her and told her she should have the idea by now.

My cheeks felt a little hot as I went back to my room. Was it weird to like your roommate like that? Was it weird to like both your roommates like that? Such a short time, and I already felt like I had a crush on both of them. I shook my head to clear the thoughts. No sense getting worked up about it yet. But that would be a little harder than I had hoped. Neither one of us were really up for leaving the room again after the days events, so that left us quite a few hours alone together. Despite that, it was pretty peaceful. We played a few games, I taught her how to play Monopoly, but she was bent on buying the railroads and landing on the spots with "pretty pictures." And yet she won. I'll never know whether the railroads are just a good strategy... or maybe I just suck at Monopoly. That ate up about an hour and a half. Next Pinkie got to pick the activity. And so many cupcakes were made on that day. Maybe it was her humor that made me like her so much. The girl had brought everything you needed to make batches and batches of cupcakes along with her, but had neglected to bring basics like towels. That would of gone well, but right at the end, one of the frosting tubes pretty much exploded all over the kitchen. So that took a while to clean up. And then we had to clean ourselves after that. Pinkie's first thought was to lick us clean, so I had to explain to her that this was a little too big a mess for that. And most people probably wouldn't appreciate that anyway. This would take another shower.

I let her go first while I made sure the kitchen had been cleaned well enough. It seemed okay, so I just waited around until she was done (she managed to dry herself this time), and then I went. After all that, and then eating dinner and cupcakes (which were quite good despite the trouble they had caused), it was about seven o'clock. everything, and there was still a few hours left in the day. God the first weekend was long. I decided to call it a night early and get some sleep. I'd been deprived off that during the last week of summer, anyway. I was about to turn out the light when Pinkie showed up at the doorway, dressed in her underwear and looking a little sheepish.

"Um... do you mind if I sleep in here tonight?" She asked. "I just... don't want to be alone." I said it was fine, and she thanked me calmly. Then the calm was gone and she jumped right onto the bed, actually managing to bounce me off the mattress into the air. And somehow the covers landed perfectly around her from their flight. Well, I was impressed. I had to normally get myself under them, then I reached over and pulled the chord on my lamp.

"Goodnight." We both said in synch.

I woke up to the door opening. It was still completely dark other than the clock, which read 2:05 AM, but that didn't cast enough light to see what was going on. I could still here Pinkie snoring ever so slightly next to me, so whatever was going on hadn't awoken her. I slowly lifted myself, trying all at once not to alert Pinkie or whoever was there, but then a lamp from the other side of the room clicked on, and I gasped as I shielded my eyes from the sudden light. When it no longer burned to look around, I noticed that Rainbow was in the room, taking off her jacket and shorts. As she turned around to jump into bed, she noticed I was awake. She said nothing until she noticed the Pink mess behind, who was all sprawled out in more directions than seemed possible. Her expression actually seemed hurt for a second, but she quickly recomposed herself.

"What's she..." Dash tried to ask, trailing off.

"Long story. I'll explain later. Where were you all day?" I asked, curious.

"Long story. I'll explain later." She shot back, I think trying to mask some sadness or bitterness in her voice. She quickly got into bed and turned out the light, I shrugged for the sake of the motion.

"Goodnight." I said, but was met by silence. Now I was pretty sure she was mad at me, but I wasn't exactly sure why. Trying to figure out why kept me awake for about another hour before I drifted back into an uneasy sleep.

I actually managed to stay asleep until about 9. It was a good rest. When I got up, Rainbow looked like she was still asleep in the other bed, not too surprising considering when she got back, and Pinkie Pie was already up and in the kitchen, having another cupcake. a calm morning to a calm day. Nothing much happened. We recounted most of yesterday to Rainbow, who was a little shocked we had such a bad time, then tried another game to get off the subject, this time Life. Rainbow played too, but I could tell she didn't have her heart in it. And again, Pinkie somehow won with a low paying job and the most expensive house in the game. I will never understand why I suck so badly at these games. Time passed quickly today, the three of us getting tied up in our games. So before we knew it, the sun was already going down. Peaceful days like this really were the best. When I came in, Rainbow was already in her bed with her eyes closed. I didn't think she was actually asleep, but I stayed quiet just in case, and jumped into my bed and dozed off. I needed to be well rested for when I met with Scott and Richard tomorrow.

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Day 3 - Richard Dickinsun - Room 8

Man…I don’t remember anything that happened last night. It was all calm right up until we decided to make some food…then we set off the fire alarm…and then…gods… I don’t even know… My head really hurts still, guess I better go take something for that. Sliding out of my bed, guess I made that at some point last night, I walked on over to the bathroom to grab some meds. Ok, let’s see, ibuprofen. Awesome. What is that smell…it smells really good…hmmm…I didn’t see Flutters in the room when I got up. Maybe she is making something for breakfast. Guess I’ll go find out. I poked my head around the corner, I was still in just my boxers. And what do I see but a cute girl, wearing an extremely short skirt, her yellow panties sticking out the bottom, no shirt to speak of, but an apron tied tightly around her chest to keep her boobs in place. I looked up slightly and said a silent prayer of thanks, to who or what I wasn’t sure, but it just felt right. I couldn’t be happier right now. Waiting for a few moments until she was thoroughly engulfed in something, I tip-toed out into the kitchen, waited for her to stop and then quickly wrapped my arms around her waist. Her surprised squeak was adorable, the freezing up in terror was not. She went completely stiff, all of her muscles tensed. I could feel the force of the shock, damn…she is really strong for someone her size.

“Good morning, Flutters.” I kissed her cheek. The blush spread outward from that point until it covered her face.

“G-good morning, Rich.” She relaxed a little bit, and she went back to preparing the food.

“Thank goodness you're a better cook than me.” She smiled and I laughed, “Otherwise we would have set off the fire alarm again already.” Now, what do I want, guess some cereal, best breakfast for a Saturday morning. At least that way I wouldn’t have to cook. As I was pulling down the cereal I felt a hand on my arm.

“Ummm…Rich….I-I was making breakfast for you too…” She was doing that little horse thing with her leg again, I guess her really being a pony would explain that…still cute though.

“You don’t have to do that.” I started putting the cereal away anyway.

“I-I know…b-but it’s my way of saying thank you.”

“Thank you for what?” I turned to face her, beautiful long hair put up in a ponytail to keep it out of the food she was cooking.

“For being so nice to me…” She mumbled something else, but I couldn’t quite hear her.

“What was the rest of that?” I placed my hand on her shoulder.

“Ummmm…oh goodness….I uhh…I said, thank you for being so nice to me…and for ummm…teaching me about…kissing…last night.” This time it was my turn to blush. By the gods no one has the right to be this cute.

“Oh. I…it was my pleasure.” My face brightened even more, well that didn’t sound weird at all.

“D-did you really mean it when you said you like me…” She looked down, “because it’s totally ok if you didn’t…I mean, there are a lot prettier girls, I mean, there’s Twilight, and Rarity, and Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie…so i-if you like one of them more…I would understand.”

“I meant every bit of it. You need to worry a little less sometimes.” I lifted her chin and kissed her cheek again. “So! What do you want to do today?”

“Well…I do need to find some of those things that hold…these in.” She jiggled her boobs a little and one almost escaped from the security of her apron, only stopped by the quick dropping of her elbows to push them back into place. “What are those things called, Rich?” My attention was almost completely on her boobs, barely registering that she spoke, but it was there…sort of.

“Well…those are…ummm…boobs, or breasts…whichever you want to call them. Or hooters, I’ve heard that as well. But what you are talking about are bra’s…we would have to go shopping to find some of them. Do you have any human money?” My dick was so hard right now…this conversation was torture…

“Umm…well…no.” She looked really sad. “B-but if you buy them for me, I am sure I can pay you back…somehow…”

“Well…” I had worked over the summer…so I do have some extra money right now. Hmmm…I wonder how she would pay me back. “I do have some money…and I needed to go shopping anyway. Yeah, I guess we can do that.”

“Yay!” Her quiet excitement was building.

“But.” I said.

“But?” She looked confused.

“But, if we do that, then to pay me back you have to do whatever I say for the rest of the day.”

“W-whatever you say? You mean…anything?” She looked a little worried.

“Anything.” Crossing my arms made my point even more unmoving.

“I…I…I don’t know… This might be a bad idea.”

“I won’t make you do anything weird, I promise.” I held out my hand to her.

“Well…o-ok then. Yes, that sounds like a good deal.” She took my hand and we shook on it.

After she was done making breakfast, we ate, and it was really good for her first time using a human stove. She seemed to be getting used to her human form pretty quickly. After that we went back into our room. She bent over to pick up one of her stuffed animals that had fallen on the floor, a little white bunny rabbit, and when she did her panties stretched tightly over her ass. My dick was rock hard, but I couldn’t just fuck her right now…could I? I hadn’t seen Twilight all morning… I went over behind her and placed my hands on her hips, pressing my crotch against her ass, she squeaked and stood up really quickly, clutching her bunny to her chest. The quick tightening of her muscles caused her ample ass to lock around my dick. I kissed her neck, sending a shiver through her body.

“Rich, what are you doing?” She asked, though it seemed like she already knew.

“Helping us wake up more…” I began undoing her apron at the top, allowing the upper portion to fall straight down, draping over her hands, and her bunny. I let go and stepped away a little, turning her to face towards me, and pulled her into a tight hug. Then kissed her lightly on the lips.

“I really like the feel of that…” I took the bunny from her hands and laid it down on her bed, immediately followed by me pressing her down onto the bed as well, myself leaning over top of her, her legs split around my hips. “What is this called?” She asked innocently. I moved her arms around my neck and leaned in even closer, placing one of my hands on her now exposed breasts.

“This is called, making out, it’s like kissing, but with more touching…” Our lips met as my dick started pressing against her sweeter lips. I could feel the moisture beginning to be absorbed by her panties. My fingers running across her nipple, it stiffened instantly from the heat of my hands, my tongue playing with hers, and her legs locking around my waist. I pulled away from her lips, placing my mouth upon her other breast, using my tongue to tease her nipple, rotating my tongue slowly around her nipple, I bit gently down on it, causing her to moan a little, whether in pain or pleasure I was unsure, but she didn’t ask me to stop. I moved my free hand down to feel the growing wetness between her legs, my fingers gliding over it causing her to shake and squeak loudly, and it was then that we first noticed the sound of feet moving across the floor in our apartment. Oh no. I quickly went to stand up and pull away, forgetting her legs were locked around my waist, causing me to pull her off of the bed, and me to fall backwards, we ended up landing on the floor, with her on top, her boobs smooshed into my face and my dick pressing tight against her ass, it had managed to escape from my boxers. And just then the door opened revealing…who would have guessed, none other than Twilight Sparkle…damnit.

“SERIOUSLY! Every fucking room!” She slammed the door closed and stomped off into her room.

“Uh oh…” The mood had died the instant she opened the door, but Fluttershy nuzzled my cheek before getting up and putting some clothes on. She chose a slightly ruffled dress, its pastel yellow color complimenting her pink hair, and some long yellow and pink striped socks. Thank the gods for the ruffles on the front of her shirt, otherwise you could have easily seen her nipples through the front of her dress. For me…hmmmm, I guess, black on black sounds good. Guess I might even grab my Disturbed shirt. Cool…and skull belt. I’m glad irony is a thing, otherwise people would be so confused about my personality compared to my dress style.

“Ummm…Rich?” Fluttershy asked as I finished zipping my pants.

“Yes?”

“Umm…why do you wear such dark clothes?”

“Well…I just like them, they are comfy and they absorb a lot of light which turns into heat, so they keep me warmer.”

“Wait, dark gets more heat? But that doesn’t make sense…”

“Darker colors have the ability to absorb more light, it’s part of physics. It explains why some animals that are darker in color only come out at night, not only is it so they can blend in easier, but they absorb some of the excess light around to help keep them warm.”

“Wow! So that’s why bats come out at night?”

“Yeah kind of, there are also more bugs outside at night.”

“You are really smart aren’t you?” She looked over at me kind of amazed.

“Sort of…” I giggled a little nervously.

“Well then, that's a better reason for you and Twilight to become better friends; she’s really smart too…” I walked over, took her hand and started walking to the door.

“I guess we should leave her a note to let her know we went out.” I stopped and wrote down ‘Leaving apartment at 8:40. Be back around 5.’ I finished, admiring my chicken scratch then put it on the counter. We headed out the door, being sure to lock it behind us, and started walking out the dorms. TODAY! Will be a good day. I am sure of it. As we got outside we saw someone dashing around outside, she was wearing all blue, some runner’s shorts and a jacket. Her hair was streaks of different colors, kind of like a rainbow…wait. That couldn’t be.

“Yay!” Fluttershy yelled as Dash ran by. “Hi Rainbow Dash.”

“Huh? Oh. Hey Fluttershy…and?”

“Richard. I’m her roommate.” She looked like she was in a hurry to leave.

“How are you doing Rainbow? Out running today?” Fluttershy looked really excited to see her friend.

“Yeah, running. Gotta go.” And she sprinted off down the street.

“Well that was kind of strange.” I said, pointing out the obvious. Fluttershy still looked very happy.

“No, that’s just Rainbow Dash. She is always rushing off somewhere. She’s really fast.” Her voice betrayed a sound of admiration.

“Sounds like you really like her.” I said nudging her a little.

“Oh…well she is Equestria’s fastest flyer…and I’m really slow.” She looked kind of upset about that last part. I kissed her cheek.

“You, however, are Equestria’s best animal handler. Nobody else could ever calm an angry dragon or a manticore. Or stare down a cockatrice for that matter. There aren’t any other people that could do all the things you’ve done as well.” Her face flushed completely she locked both of her hands around mine and spun and kissed my cheek.

“Th-th-thank you…” She stuttered. “That’s…that’s what people do to say thank you when they are…umm…like us. Right?” I tried not to laugh but it didn’t work, it was just so cute.

“Yes, that is a way to say thank you. Hugs also work. And like us? What are we like?” Now I was just doing it to see more reactions.

“Well…umm…we kissed…and we made out…and you know, other things…and we like each other...in Equestria we called that someone’s very special somepony…but I don’t know what you call it here…” She started doing the leg thing again, still pressing against my arm, her boobs split around it.

“Here we call them ‘girlfriend’ and ‘boyfriend’. We say they are ‘dating’, or that they are ‘together’” I poked her nose. “But most of all they say we are in ‘love’. But that doesn’t come until later, when you are sure you really really care about someone.” She nodded, accepting the answer and releasing her hold on my arm and smiling at me.

“So are we girlfriend and boyfriend?”

“Of course Fluttershy.” I leaned in, kissing her cheek. And with that we were on our way. First stop, the mall. This could be an interesting trip. About 30 minutes of walking got us here, inside the mall…outside of a lingerie store…this could have gone better, but apparently this is the only store in the area that sells her size. For the first time ever I stood here wondering why she has to be sooooo well endowed. I mean, a simple underwear store is embarrassing enough, but this!? But seriously we don’t have much of a choice, I just have to wonder how she got away with not wearing any bras in the first place.

“Hey Fluttershy?” I let go of her hand as we entered the store.

“Y-yes?” She started to look around, unable to grasp the concept of all of the clothes she was seeing.

“How come you didn’t know what a bra was when you got here? Weren’t you staying with someone beforehand?” I began looking around to see what they might actually have in her size.

“Oh…well…uhhh...Celestia found me a family that really liked animals…and ummm…I think they were what you might call…ummm…hipsters? Wait no…ummm…hippies…” And it all comes together. I guess Celestia must have learned a little from Twilights adventure here as well.

“So…Flutters, what color are you looking for?” I poked my head around the rack after finding a few things that should fit her.

“Ummm…I like pink…and uh…yellow…m-maybe some green…” Her face was slowly turning red. She was probably just as embarrassed about all this as I am. “B-but I am open to new ideas! If…if you have any I mean…”

“Well…hmmm…all those colors would look really good on you…but maybe something that can go with everything as well...maybe some black? And possibly a little red?” She came over beside me placing her hands on my arm.

“I couldn’t ask you to buy all that…” She looked so worried.

“Don’t worry, it’s my gift to you.” I kissed her forehead and that ended the conversation. After looking for a little while longer, she did end up finding a few things she really liked, she found a couple of bras, of assorted colors, some stockings and garter belts, two pair of panties, and even a really really cute camisole that came down just past her hips...just imaging her in it was killing my self-control. Now was the part I was truly dreading though…she needed to try it on. And she didn’t know how the bras worked…and she didn’t trust the employees either…it was hard enough just getting her to let them size her. That left it up to me…ME! Why me…I’ve been trying so hard to keep myself out of trouble in public…and keep myself from being hard. And now this… Calm down Richard…just…just calm down. You can do this, it will be easy. Just…concentrate on something else. And in we go.

“Hey…ummm…Rich, could you help me with my dress, the zipper is stuck…and I can’t sit down and take it off...so...umm…could you lift it up for me.” And boom goes the dynamite…

“I…uh…sure Fluttershy…n-no problem.” My face must be beet red…ugh…

“Just umm…please…” She started to say as I got her dress up to about her waist, “don’t look at my butt…” The entirety of her was uncovered…she…she wasn’t wearing any underwear…at all…gods help me. I can literally feel my dick struggling against my pants… At this point…I had two actual options: Option 1, fuck her until we get banned from the mall; Option 2, run out of the room. Surprisingly my brain managed to form a third option, stare at her cute white butt…

“Fluttershy…what happened to the underwear you were wearing earlier?” I said dropping her dress back down.

“W-w-well…th-they were wet…and uncomfy…so I took them off before we left…a-and…they were my last clean pair…” I reached over and plucked one of the new pairs from her hands, a red pair, a little lacy around the top, but other than that pretty standard, and helped her feet into them and worked them up onto her beautiful ass. “

Y…you really should have warned me about that…”

“W-was it bad?!” She looked hurt.

“I…just….no…it…Your butt is very cute…it just surprised me is all and now I have…a…uh. Problem…” She looked towards the bulge in my pants, her eyes gaining a slightly devious grin. “Is there anything I can do to help you?” She sounded almost genuinely worried, she pressed up against me and slid one of her hands over my crotch, the heat of her hand radiating through my pants. I barely stifled a moan, this couldn’t happen here…

“F-Flutershy…not right now.” She looked a little sad.

“O-okay…I just wanted to make you feel better…” I nuzzled her cheek.

“Maybe after we get back. Okay?” She seemed to look a lot happier with that. And the trying on of clothes commenced. It went mostly smooth, until she accidentally slipped on a bra that was laying on the floor while trying to get the garter belt off, she accidentally head-butted me in the dick. She had to get someone to help her get me up…but at least she found what she needed and it was time to check out.

“Your total comes to $256.54.” My jaw, just hit the floor. How is it that such small articles of clothing are so damn expensive?! Maybe the hippies have the right idea…But, I’ve come this far, guess I might as well just pay for it…

“Ok, here, its credit.” I handed the woman the card, it scanned and I signed.

“Thank you sir, I hope you lovebirds enjoy these.” Fluttershy blushed and I grabbed her arm rushing out the door.

“D-did she know we are together?” She was red-faced, but smiling from ear to ear.

“She probably assumed that it was either that, or that I was gay.” A tinge of sarcasm creeping into my voice.

“Oh…why?” She has a lot to learn.

“Because most girls don’t take boys into those changing rooms with them.”

“Oh…is that not ok?” Not if you try and have sex back there at least…

“It’s fine, just different.” I looked around. “Now…if I were a game shop…where would I be…hmmmm…..” Fluttershy looked around as well.

“I…I think there are games over there.” She pointed to a small store in the middle…looked like a little party game shop. This could work.

“Good job, hun.” We walked in and the first thing I noticed was that there were sooo many drinking games, I couldn’t wait to be twenty-one. But there was one thing I was thinking of that might help all of us, Twilight, Fluttershy, Guy, Scott, and even their roommates get closer together…literally. I asked Fluttershy to stay by the entrance and went and purchased two games. Then I walked back over, took Fluttershy’s hand and started walking back. It was around this time that I realized that it was already starting to get late, it was almost 5. Well…I guess we need to get dinner at some point.

“Hey Fluttershy we need to go to the store. It’s getting late and I need to eat something.” We ended up finding a nice little store that sold all kinds of different food, and it was there that I found what I was really after, a head of lettuce, some carrots and cheese. I think we may need some fruit…oh cool apples! After purchasing all of those, another $30, we were on our way home. Once we got back I gave Fluttershy all of my dirty clothes, and hers as well, sending her off to put them in the wash while I made dinner. So we have some salad…and soup, not too much, not too little. And there should be enough left over for Twilight to eat if she gets back. Come to think of it, her RA duties keep her busy most of the time, it makes it really difficult to get to know her any better. While she does seem kind of rude a lot of the time, I think she really does mean well, she just doesn’t know how to be nice about it…

“Richard…” Fluttershy squeezed my hand “are you ok?” I didn’t even hear her come in the room.

“Huh? Oh yeah…I’m alright, just thinking a lot.” Which is true…but this cooking thing isn’t as easy with the new stove…gods this thing sucks.

“Oh…about what?” She still looked concerned.

“Just about what has been going on, the whole inter-dimensional travel thing, and helping you girls get used to this world.” I looked around a little trying to hide my expression, I really liked Flutters, and I realized her and I were close, I could teach her at my leisure…but Twilight…even though she had been here before she still didn’t have all the interactions figured out…I mean, according to the show she is just getting used to the interactions with other ponies, now to be thrown into a whole different set of problems…I couldn’t imagine it. So while I don’t like it, I still need to help her if I can…

“Ok…are you sure you are ok?” She wrapped her arms around my left arm, squeezing her boobs around my arm. Gods…she must know how much I love this…

“Well…now that you mention it…I could deal with a little cheering up.” She kissed my cheek then nuzzled my neck, a soothing feeling, and I think it was a very natural one for her. I felt the smile spread across my face, there are so many things to be happy about, so how could anyone be sad in this world. Now that dinner was finally ready we could eat. Fluttershy really enjoyed her salad, and the soup, though devoid of any meat, still had a great flavor. I made sure to store some of both for Twilight and put a note on the counter. Now, to get a shower…I guess I’ll offer to let Flutters go first, it’s only polite.

“Hey Fluttershy, do you want to go get a shower?”

“W-w-what? I don’t…I didn’t know we were…I mean…” Her face was turning bright red. “…I mean…I guess so. If you are ok with it…the water is kind of cold sometimes…” I am so confused…what is going on here…

“Fluttershy it’s just a shower…” She looked up at me.

“B-but, you asked me…” Her face switching over to a slightly more sensual one “I-I figured…that…you wanted to shower together…” Note to self, word phrases more carefully. Note to dick, please don’t embarrass yourself… Since she seems ok with it, I guess we might as well…

“Ok Flutters, it’s not what I meant…but if you are ok with it….” I stood up, taking her hand and started leading her towards the bathroom, all the while throwing off my shoes, socks and shirt. When the door was closed I was standing in just my pants and her in her dress, no tall socks, no shoes…and still no panties or a bra. I lifted her dress over her head, the chill causing her nipples to harden instantly. She reached back and locked the door before her slightly malevolent grin appeared. Her hands working deftly as my button and zipper, my pants were down and off my feet before I even realized…and then she was pulling at my boxers, I stepped out of them…this was the first time we were both completely revealed to each other at the same time…and gods she was so beautiful…my dick was at full attention…and she was right there.

“This looks really big…doesn’t it hurt?” She asked looking up at me…

“Hurt?” Her eyes were locked on mine.

“W-when you have to close your pants…wouldn’t it get squished?”

“Oh.” I chuckled a little, “It isn’t always this size…only when…I’m…umm…I’m excited…you know…when you are around…” She finally broke her eyes away and looked at my cock, slowly moving one hand towards it.

“So…I do that?” A bit of pride creeping in her voice. “I mean…I know how it all works…I’ve…just never…seen it.” She poked it, causing it to bob up and down slightly…she slowly started running her fingers up and down it, causing me to cringe a little. A small moan escaped my mouth, a really hot feeling began coursing through my entire body. I grasped her hand, closing her fingers around it. She began slowly stroking my dick, her soft hands just adding to the pleasure. She opened her mouth, allowing her tongue to slide out and lick my head, right across the tip before she looked back up into my eyes, the bit of the precum she licked off glistening on her lips. I shuddered, my body locked up as the feeling just flooded over me, I could just feel my climax coming, but refused to let it go to waste. I dropped to my knees, getting myself on her level. I wrapped one hand around her back pulling her slightly closer to me, caressing her breasts with the other…I made my move then, I guided her sideways and backwards until her back was pressed against the wall, her hand still locked around my cock, slowly stroking away. I pulled my hand from her back and slid it up her thigh, my fingers working in small circles, causing her to giggle a little. Must be kind of ticklish. My fingers found her moist, the little bit of pink fuzz above her slit slicked down with the juices. I slid my thumb over her, trying to lube up my other fingers in the process. I pressed my middle finger against her tight walls, I don’t even think she had ever been inside of herself before…I felt the resistance breaking, spreading away and slowly my finger entered. Her hand stopped stroking and instead started clenching, her grip tightening in response to the pain, but in her eyes I saw joy as well. It might hurt, but she was loving it. My other fingers continued to massage the area around it her pussy, while my middle finger continued to press itself deeper, before pulling out slightly and beginning its decent back in. Only when it was the entire way in, pressing against the rear wall did I pull it almost the entire way out, just back to the tip of my finger, before beginning the whole process again. My mouth found her ear, “Do you like it?” my whisper barely audible. A squeak was her only response other than a slight head nod. Her hand relaxed slightly and resumed its solid beat, up and down my cock. I slowly began working a second finger inside of her, it fit, but only just. We would have to work on this before we actually tried to have sex…she would hurt for weeks…

My mouth locked on hers, our tongues lashing out at one another, both our hands working on each other. I was only seconds away from finishing, and she seemed to almost be there as well. I reached up my free hand to her breasts again, swirling my fingers around her nipple, another squeak was muffled by my mouth and there it was, I could feel her shaking, the energy coursing through her body, her pussy tightening around my fingers, causing me to try to go faster, making her shake even more, her hand working vigorously on my shaft. She pushed my chest and broke her mouth away from mine, instantly dropping to my cock, her orgasm seemingly continuing, and licked around the head. The tip of her tongue flicking in circles, her hand still pumping up and down. She began licking the side of my dick at the same pace as her hand. Gods this felt amazing…I let myself build and build, forcing myself to hold on, wanting to enjoy this for as long as possible… “Fluttershy, I’m about to…” she pulled her face back a little, the cum spraying all over her, there was a ton on her chest, but some on her face and in her hair as well, and all over her hand.

“This is really sticky…” She began licking it off her fingers. “It’s kind of tasty though…” She began trying to lick off more, my hands were the only thing that stopped her. She looked up at me.

“Let’s get you cleaned up before Twilight gets home.” I helped her to her feet and into the shower, the cold water rushing over our bodies, I lathered the soap onto my hands then transferred it to her breasts, her squeaks starting to make me hard again. Other than helping to wash one another the shower was uneventful. However upon getting out Flutters had more questions to ask…

“S-so what was that thing you were doing?” She motioned with her fingers.

“Oddly enough that is called fingering.” I laughed a little.

“O-oh! What was what I was doing called here?” She started putting on her towel, her clean clothes still in our room.

“That is called a blowjob…or oral sex, whichever you prefer.” I didn’t even bother with a towel, Twilight still wasn’t home.

“Oh…hmmm I like oral sex more.” So do I… We walked back into our room…she seemed really tired. As she dropped her towel, I picked her up and dropped her into her bed, climbing in with her, she seemed like she wanted to protest at first, but then seeing my arms outstretched she leaned into me, her freshly cleaned hair smelling wonderful. The heat of our bodies keeping each other warm, and soon both of us fell asleep… We woke up the next morning to some very loud coughing…and of course there stands Twilight…ugh…Fluttershy sat straight up, revealing that she was indeed topless, at least that was all Twilight could see, I could see her cute butt from behind sinking into the bed.

“Good morning you two.” Twilight said, seemingly annoyed.

“Good morning Twilight.” Fluttershy and I responded at the same time, her tone a little more chipper than mine.

“I see you were enjoying yourselves…” Her voice softening a little. “I’m glad to see you two getting along.”

“What time did you get home?”

“Around 1ish…”

“In the morning?!” I looked appalled.

“In the afternoon…today.” Wait…what time was it? I looked over at the clock, realizing it was already almost 5.

“HOLY CRAP HOW IS IT THAT LATE!?!” There was so much to get done…I just... “Meh…fuck it…I’m going back to sleep.”

“No!” Twilight actually yelled..but she didn’t seem upset…

“Oh…ok? Why?” I was kind of torn…Fluttershy was already back asleep though…she must have been exhausted…

“Umm…thank you for the meal…it was really thoughtful of you.” She looked away from me.

“No problem Twilight, just wanted to make sure that you got something to eat.”

“And…actually I was wondering…you are a physics major right?”

“Yes…?”

“Would you be willing to help me with something?”

“No problem…but can I put some pants on?”

“OH! Yes, sorry.” With that, I slid out of bed, put on pants, left a note for Flutters and headed towards the library with Twilight. We had some work to do for physics, but eventually I found out that Twilight actually had some ideas for the dimensional transport. Unfortunately all her ideas ran off of magic. So I spent hours trying to explain to her why those wouldn’t work in our world, and she spent hours arguing that magic could fix anything...finally around 3 in the morning we returned to our dorm, both exhausted with work, and each other. I found Flutters waiting in the kitchen heating up our dinner for us.

“I heard you two coming down the hall so I heated up some food…” I kissed her check.

“Thank you Flutters.” We all sat down, had a pleasant dinner, then all headed off to our respective beds. Another day done…I’m going to like college…

...

Day 3 - Scott Scottson - Room 3

After that awkward event last night, I couldn’t even enjoy a good night’s sleep. Rarity wouldn’t let me finish and Applejack just kept staring at me all night. Today maybe I should try to teach them how to act; I was getting tired of this mess really fast, but I got the feeling Celestia wasn't just going to let me out of it. So I may as well just get this mission over with. I lugged myself out of bed, walking to the kitchen. I found them silently eating breakfast, doing their best to avoid eye contact with each other. They ignored me when I came in, too.

"So, I've been thinking..." I said, trying to get them to focus on me without causing any explosions. "Celestia told me I was supposed to teach you about the human world. And from what I've seen so far... you could definitely use a lesson or two."

They looked at me, but said nothing and continued to eat. The air suddenly felt a lot thicker. Either I would get them to come along, or I would look like a fool trying.

"Umm... Well, is there anything you want me to teach you first? Anything at all? Something you've been wondering about?" Please please please say something; anything. At first nothing, but then Applejack decided to play along.

"Ah have been wondrin' one thing. Y'all don't have horses drawing your vehicles. What er' those doohickeys?"
Rarity looked away in disgust, like that was a dumb question.

"You mean cars?" I replied. "Yeah, our vehicles run on their own. We operate them with our arms and legs."

"Could ya teach me how to use one?" She asked eagerly. I did have a car on campus, but I was a little hesitant to let pony-girl give it a try. At the same time, it was stuff like that I was here to do, and at the very least it would spare me a day of arguing. Rarity sure didn't look like she wanted to come along. I put on a fake smile and replied:

"That sounds like a great idea."

I grabbed my keys, asking Rarity if she was sure she didn't want to come. She shook her head no, saying:

"A lady does not need to learn such trivial things, she is also escorted.” I shrugged and told Applejack to come along.

I brought her to the parking garage and we went up to the third floor where I had parked the day arrived, and I unlocked it. The click spooked her, and I had to explain that was just part of the car. I showed her how to adjust the seats and basic knowledge about getting comfortable. Then she didn’t want to wear her seat belt, which caused a five minute struggle trying to snap it in place over her resistance. I finally got it in, and luckily I hadn’t taught her how to undo it yet. I got in the driver’s seat and turned on the car, taking us to an empty parking lot for her to practice in. I was so relieved to get there because she would not stop fiddling with the radio controls, blasting music and switching freezing AC to smoldering heat. At some point, she had blasted the windshield with wiper fluid and I almost blew through a stop light. But we somehow arrived in one piece, and I parked the car. We traded places, which required another five minute tug of war on the seat belt, and then we were ready to start her training. I showed her how to put the car in drive, and then I started to think about the consequences of my actions. I was just thinking about how good my insurance was, but my thoughts were turn right apart as a foot slammed on the gas.

The car rocketed forward, going straight to 35 in a matter of seconds, and showing no sign of slowing down. I tried reaching over to stop her, but that only made her swerve all over. By doing so, she went right over the sidewalk and across the street. Holy shit, we’re on the road now! I thought as I closed my eyes in terror. The next thing I know the car was completely stopped. “Oops” AJ said, “Is that fixable?” I open my eyes and sit up, looking over the hood of the car to see that there was a hydrant spraying water all over the street. I look in all directions trying to see if anyone saw. It looked clear so I turn to AJ,

“Let’s get the fuck out of here!”

“Now that’s more like it!” She didn’t bother throwing it into reverse unfortunately and ended up removing my entire front bumper.

“You need to put the damn thing in reverse!”

“What the hay does that mean?” I didn’t want to sit here any longer, so I just threw the stick into the reverse position and told her to go. We came to a stop and then proceeded to travel down the street in reverse. Very inconspicuous, I thought to myself. It’s a good thing the cities are always barren on the weekends.

“Oh shit, there’s an old lady back there!”

“Don’t worry I’ll get her!”

“What?! NO!”

“Too late she’s seen too much!” The car went over the sidewalk once more, this time with an extra bump and more screaming.

“Holy shit!” I heard a man yell, farther down the street.

“We’ve been found out!” Applejack yelled, and started taking the car towards him too.

“Dammit, AJ!” I yelled, trying to grab the steering wheel away from her. But she held fast to it, and this resulted the car backing into a nursing home. For being so old they were able to scream in agony so loud.

“Oh god oh man oh man oh god!” I yelled.

“Don’t worry, I know if we stay out of sight of the cops for awhile they will just forget about it.”

“That’s GTA!”

“Yeah, so?”

“It’s a game, it’s not real!”

“... I don’t understand.”

“Get the hell out of the nursing home!” I yelled, throwing the car into drive.
We finally get back to the parking garage, only taking out two more people on the way over. Never again would I ever do something so reckless, or at least let someone else pull me into something like that. Somehow we managed to get out of there without the cops finding us, but that didn’t mean we were off the hook yet. I threw away the license plate, and tomorrow, we would be getting this thing painted a different color. I dragged myself to the room, shaking from the fear and I just called it quits right there. It was only 5 o’clock, but fuck this, I’m going to bed anyway. I couldn't fall asleep though, mostly because of the fact that AJ was playing with my dick the whole time, but I didn’t feel like using the energy to try and stop her. She gave up when I fell soft despite her touch, and I finally managed to drift off.

Unfortunately, I woke up around three in the morning, and couldn’t get myself back to sleep. I slowly got out of bed so I didn’t disturb AJ, and went into the kitchen. I sat down at the table with a shitton of coffee and a bottle of Vodka. I had only a cup of coffee before I went straight to drinking to try to ease my stress. Being such a lightweight, I passed out being only a third of the way through the bottle. A couple hours later I wake up in a pool of my saliva. Wiping my face I feel around for the bottle. Fuck, did I spill it?

I look on the ground, of course it’s not there, I know where it went but I didn’t want to acknowledge it. Stumbling around I knock on the girls’ door. It was left open and my knocking made it swing open. Yup, there it was, an empty bottle lying on the floor and two girls lying in the same bed. I managed to glimpse the clock, which read roughly 4 o’clock. They were flipping back and forth, fighting to be in control. Their boobs were bouncing all over the place, and I’m pretty sure Rarity was wearing a strap-on. AJ had on a sombrero. I seemed to recall the strap on being in Rarity’s things when I unpacked them, but I had no idea where Applejack had gotten the sombrero. Rarity noticed me first and Applejack soon after. Before anyone could ask me to join I said “Fuck this, I’m out.”

I made sure the door was closed this time, but no matter what I did to try to block out the sound, all I could hear was AJ’s terrible Spanish accent. Damn, we were all wasted. But somehow I was the only one with any sense. Before I made any more mistakes this weekend, I decided to spend the rest of the day alone in my room, doing some GTA based research on the behavior of strippers and evading law enforcement officials. And despite all the fucking, this was actually the most fun I had at this school so far.

Author's Note

SmileandSoar - Well, some of it got a little dark. Welcome to the city, unfortunately. Lyric reference to Mandopony's "Long Way From Equestria," which is a beautiful song. You should go listen to it if you've never heard it. Aside from that, one of us had a little too much fun with Fluttershy. Weekends can get dragged out. And now I think I've said enough. Okay then, enjoy.

Tehheliclopter - D-did Fluttershy just put out?! YES SHE DID!!! Lovers of shy girls everywhere rejoice! And as always thanks for reading. Comments are appreciated.

Clop Drop and Roll - He actually tried this time. But trying only got him so far.