House Music

Ok, so you'd think a story about how a pony from the magical land of Equestria that created a portal to what seemed like nowhere, just to be sucked into it would be interesting, right? Well, you'd be somewhat right, but when your listening to a world class model/DJ with lack of even a bra and panties, you're a bit more interested in other things, if you know what I mean. When she got to the part where she ended up here, I tuned back to reality.

"Oh, well that sucks."

"Yeah, I probably should have listened better. Also, All these universes that I saw, and I end up in this one."

Yeah, what a coincidence that she showed up in this universe, on this earth, in America, in my house. I guess Karma isn't always such a bitch after all.

"Well alright, I guess you're stayin here, huh?"

"Yep, seems that way." Vinyl said, shrugging her shoulders.

"Well, you can sleep on the couch, I'll get you some clothes in the morning somehow."

I was heading to the closet to get some blankets when she called after me.

"Wait, does everypony wear clothes here?" She asked innocently.

"First off, it's everybody, you might need to know that here. And yes, yes they do."

"Like, everyp- body, in the world?"

"Uh, yeah, what's your point?"

"Oh nothin, it's just where we come from, we only wear clothes on very special occasions."

"Oh really?" I say as I emerge from the hallway with a comforter. "Like parties and such?"

Vinyl laughed a bit. "Ha, not really. I mean like high-class parties, like The Gala or fashion shows. Honestly I don't go to those things, though I did DJ at a wedding before."

"Is that so?" I add. Of course I knew she did, it was in the season 2 finale for crying out loud.

"Yeah, had singers and everything. Though that isn't my best work, you should see me at the clubs!....you do have clubs here right?"

"Yeah." I answer non-chalantly.

"Nice, we should hit one up while I'm stuck here."

"Yeah, maybe." I answer without thinking about what she said. I was getting tired and was ready to hit the hay.

"Well, you got a blanket, and I got a bed. I'm heading to it. Good night." I say through a yawn as I shuffle back to my bed.

"Hey, wait a second! Hold on, I need to ask you something!"

Mother of Rober Downey Jr.

"What is it?" I ask nicely, trying not to sound like an asshole.

"This may sound weird." Vinyl blushed while she said it. "You know how you had that erection earlier?"

WHAT?

"Ho-how di-"

"I'm not stupid, the stallions back in Equestria have dicks too ya know. I was just asking because I realized earlier that both mares and, well your females have vaginas, and, well, I had noticed your erection while you were standing outside, and-"

"What's your point?" I inquire, trying to pry it out of her already.

"I just noticed that I became, well...wet if you will...."

Oh God....

"And I was wondering if you could help me?"

.......Brain.exe has stopped responding. Please check for the solution.

She proceeded to explain why. "Now, I know it sounds weird, me coming from another universe and all, but when you came out with your hard-on like that, it was hard to ignore. Plus, I guess being naked here is attractive for that sort of thing, and ever since I walked in, it was hard to get if off my mind."

So lemme get this straight, she hopped out of the portal, saw me walk out with my raging boner, and she couldn't stop thinking of if. Well, I can't blame her. I mean, if I was transported to another world, and saw a nice looking woman with nothing but erect nipples and wet pants, I'd think of sex. Maybe, depends. Besides, I ain't gonna argue with the space time continuum if it made a beautiful woman wanting sexual favors from me.

"Also, do these bag things do anything?" She caressed her tits to emphasize.

"Um, they're used to attract men." I add, no doubt speaking the truth. "And they're tits."

She grinned. "Cool. So anyways, would it be fine by you?" She knew what I would say too. Dang, she's good.

"Yeah, sure."

Vinyl took off the blanket I just gave her, while I had removed my briefs, letting my dick fly out like it was struggling for air. Vinyl starred at it, studying it almost.

"Eh, could be bigger." She states. Well shit.

"Ah well, guess I- wait, do I..." Vinyl reached for her horn. "Yes! Ok, lemme see if I can still use magic." She closes her eyes as she concentrates, her horn glowing. Soon my cock was glowing too. I think I know where this is going.

Sure enough, after the whole process goes through, my dick was about an 8 proud inches now. Still erect, It practically almost made me fall to the ground with how heavy it was. "How did you-?" I began.

"It's a spell I learned. DJ's get to party too you know. And don't worry, it's temporary." I could tell she was somewhat excited. Why she wanted it as soon as she gets here, beats me. Heck, it's like a porno, except more backstory to it.

"So what exactly do you want to do?" I ask, hoping it's straight up sex.

"Ok, can you sit down on the chair you were in earlier?"

I went to the recliner, sat down, and waited for some sweet action. Soon, she's on her knees, already rubbing my cock slowly, teasing me. Damn, if I knew any better, I'd say she does this frequently.

After a minute of jerking me off, she begins by licking my dick from the base, all the way to the tip of the head. I groan as she continues licking all around my cock, taking in the sweet taste of pre-cum. She goes lower to start sucking on my balls, swirling her delicate tounge over the orbs. I couldn't believe this was happening, the dream i just has was coming to life, except it was Vinyl Scratch instead of an anon woman, and no Weird Al to make it awkward.

After she was content with my balls, she placed her mouth on the head, circling her tounge around it to give me more pleasure. Going further, she started to bob her head along the shaft, my dick going deeper in her mouth everytime she went back down. I writhed in ecstasy, and I could tell she was enjoying it too. She let out some pretty sexy moans as she worked on my huge cock, her wet lips feeling the best on the skin. I heard a wet "plop" as I looked down, and she was vigorously jacking me off, her saliva acting as a lube to jerk easier and smoother. She went back to the blowjob, going even deeper now, which sent a sudden wave of ecstasy through my body. I could tell I was getting close to cumming, and apparently she knew too, as she quickened her pace and sucked harder. I was on the verge of bursting, and then she looked up at me. Those dark, violet eyes met up with mine as she ravishly deepthroated me. That was too much for me. I came, and came hard. I felt my cum pump out of my cock and down her throat. And she swallowed quite a bit, gulping down my load shot by shot, untill I slowly rode of my orgasm. I took a big breather as she took her head off my pulsing dick, licking any cum that may have escaped.

"Woah....that was fuckin good." I manage to form words luckily.

For some reason however, she seemed to have something on her mind. Getting off her high, she stood up, and sighed. I get up too, pulling up the briefs. "What's wrong?" I ask, wondering what the heck is goin on.

Vinyl gave me a depressed look, like she didn't just suck me. "Well....can you keep a secret? I mean, I know nobody I know is here, but still..."

"Sure." I assure her. "Not a soul."

She sighed again. "Actually, back home, I'm considered....well I don't know if this the correct term here or not, but I'm....I'm kind of....."

I waited. "Vinyl, it's ok, you can tell me if you want." This was getting awkward.

"I'm a slut." She said shamefully.

That explained literaly any question I had about what happened just a few seconds ago

"Why is that?" I say, coming off as sincere as possible. Which is what I actually felt, asshole.

"I dunno, I guess it's just when I first had sex, it was the best thing I felt, and after I made it big in the DJ buissness, I was getting a lot more. I got drunk most of the nights I held a club, and that usually led to a random stallion inside a hotel room. Ugh, I'm sorry I even convinced you into doing that. It wasn't right of me." Vinyl slumped, and I just wouldn't take it.

"Oh, Nononono. That's alright, I totally get it. Several chicks here are like that, except they're a bit...well rude to put it nicely. Unlike you. And don't worry about it, I enjoyed it right?"

"Heh, yeah. I could tell too." She sniffled.

"Now, how bout some good ol' fashioned sleep, and we'll figure out stuff tomorow, alright?"

"Fine, but I'm not really that tired in the first place." She complains as she snuggles into the couch.

"Vinyl, with everything going on, all that's happening, we could use a little old fashioned."

And on that glorious note, I headed to bed, leaving Vinyl confused as ever.