House Music

"Uhh..."

.....beep....

"Yeah, faster...."

...beep......beep

"....wait...."

....beep........beep...beep..beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP-

"Uuuugh..........fuuuuuuuuck....."

My eyes felt like lead, my head was throbbing for some reason, and my body seemed to be on strike, not moving an inch. And if you haven't discovered a certain pattern going on here, my dick was up and ready to go, unlike me. My hand eventually leaped for the alarm clock, violently lashing around untill it hit the snooze button. I continued to groan, actually considering if I was rising from the dead as I rose from my bed. If this isn't what it means to feel like shit, I don't know what it means. I sat up, and the room quickly got a whole lot chillier. "Holy crap it's cold!" I thought. "Wasn't the AC on 74- wait.."

"...where are my pants? And underwear?"

I searched around, but there wasn't a pair of jeans or boxers in sight. Each passing moment seemed similar to those of a hangover. I've never drank, so that's out. No drugs either. And I don't think I know anybody who would want to cloroform me and stuff me in a white van just to bring me back home. I eventually decided to shake it off. Slowly but surely, I stood up and shuffled to my drawers, searching around for some boxers. I put those on, along with a pair of pants out of my dirty clothes basket. "Eh, the shirt can wait." I said to myself. It's not like anybody's around, right?

BOOOOOSH, WUUB-WUBWUBWUBWUB-BOOSH WREEEEK-

"-GOD JESUS!" The floor beneath me launched me in the air, forcing me to trip & face-five the corner of the dressing drawer. Sprawling backwards, I then knocked into my desk, and fell on my back, colliding with a extremely sharp edge of some textbook I left there. "AGH!" The pain shot through me as the music shook the whole house. For a second or two I just lied there, my brain blurred from all the sudden dubstep and confusion. "Why in the god damn world is Skrillex blasting my ear out in 8 in the-"

Then, it came to me. Came to me like a lost dog after 3 years of not seeing his owner.

"VINYL?"

Finding strength once more, I recovered from my little accident. I fucking leaped towards the door, swung it open, sprinted to the living room, ran into the wall because I wasn't paying any attention at the moment, and stopped right in my tracks. As you may have guessed (And I know you did), Vinyl Scratch was actually here, sexy as ever. That wasn't just a weird ass dream, oh hell no! There was actually a portal last night! Equestria actually exists! I actually got a blowjob from a hot chick! While all the above were mostly good, I was still utterly shocked from the sole fact she was playing Scary Monsters & Nice Sprites from the stereo system plugged into my Mac.

"Wha-why-how-"

She smirked. "What? You're not used to waking up this way?"

"Seriously? Of course I'm not! I probably should have told you last night, but I like to sleep in! For christs sake!"

"Ok fine!" She managed to say through a set of giggling. She turned the volume down about a third, which was better, bit still kinda loud. "I was getting bored, so I looked around for some sweet jams to get you up. Turns out whoever this Skrillex guy is, he's pretty popular. He's not THAT good, but decent."

"Uh-huh.." Normally I'm a good listener when it comes to girls. My dad always said a girl always likes a guy who knows how to pay attention, so I tried to ignore any ADHD I had and push it aside. On the other hand, I'm also not a morning person. At all. Ever.

"Also, check it out!" She proudly got up from her chair and walked with ease towards me, her breasts swaying with each step. "I got this walking on two legs thing down!"

A large yawn dragged out of my mouth. "Nice, that's one of the many things you still need to get down."

"Like what?" She said, hand on her hip as if she already knew that turns guys on. Or just me at least. Don't judge me.

"Well, clothes would be a good start for one."

"Really?" She held up her boobs with both hands. "So you don't want to see me naked?..."

Blood rushed to my cheeks. "N-no, that's not what I-"

She started laughing a bit hard. "Nah, I'm just jokin around. You're the only person I would consider a friend right now, so I'm gonna mess with you a bit."

Shit.

"Well, isn't friend a bit tame for....you know....last night?"

Her face went deadpan. "What did I just say?"

"You said- ooohhh, right. My bad."

Nice one, smooth guy.

I decided to change the subject before I said more stupid stuff in front of my ex-waifu. "Umm, you want anything to eat?"

"Nope, already ate!" She said, guesturing to the empty bowl on the table.

"Oh, wow. Ok then, I guess-"

"Besides, I was hoping we could, you know....."

".......kn-know what?"

"We could have a little more fun, you and I."

Aaaaaand it's back. "Already?"

"Why not?" She came closer and put her arms around my neck. "You're a pretty nice guy, and you're already doing me a huge favor, letting me stay here rather than kick me out like some other people would."

"Heh, I dunno, I'm sure plenty of others would be grateful to have you around."

"Come on!" She said playfully, each word she spoke giving my new enormous penis an extra inch. "You enjoyed it last night, and you didn't really put up much of a fight either."

She had a point. And a vagina.

I could tell she was feeling a lot more confident after that event, and even though she's technically a horse, she's probably more used to mythical creatures than I am. "Sigh....alright, but not to long, I need to eat to you know."

"Oh don't worry...." She put more of a sensual tone as she spoke. "I've got something for you to eat."

Well, here's to round 2 of oral sex.

She brought my head down to her level, which wasn't that far, and planted her lips right on mine. At first I was surprised, but I got the memo, and I kissed her back, matching her pace as I moved my hands around her back. It's funny, I could have sworn she tasted like-..cinnamon toast crunch.

This was going to be real good. Reeaal good.

She slowly started to pull on my neck, and suddenly we continued our make out session on the couch. She ended up on top of me, but I wasn't about to complain. Her left hand was gently running against my chest, and her other placed around my crotch, rubbing her palm against my erection. I moaned in the kiss, feeling my cock pulse with each stroke, craving her seducing touch. Returning the favor, I began caressing her luscious tits & playing with her nipples. They felt so smooth & round, I could fondle them forever almost. She too moaned deeply, the atmospsphere getting more tense as she pushed her tounge into my mouth, and I quickly let her in, my tounge now swirling around hers. Her mouth was so hot & wet, I was easily growing more horny by the second now.

She broke the kiss for some reason, her breathing getting faster & deeper. I took this time to rip off my shirt and toss it to the side by where my pants had dropped for the first time.

"Mmmmm, you hungry?" She moaned, clearly acting to get me more aroused. But hey, that's not a bad thing.

"You bet!"

She rose off my chest, laying down on the other side of the couch. The sight I saw wasn't worth all the world high-class porn out together. Before me was the most glorious vagina I ever laid eyes on. Her pussy was immensely wet, her folds glistening with her juices, and her clit was throbbing with pleasure. Her fingers found their way down her nethers, and she ran her fingers in a little circle, playing with herself in front of me. I didn't even notice when the song "Come & Get It" played in my head.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" She asked. "Come & get it."

Yep. That did it for sure. I leaned in in between her thighs, her smell practly getting me off. At first I was stumped as how to approach this. (Remember, not popular with hot women....untill now) I figured it would come naturally, so I started with a slow lick across her pussy.

"MMMPH! Oh that's good.." I easily went from there, licking around her lips, tasting her delicious wetness. "Holy hell! This is amazing!" I screamed in my head, lapping her juices like a cat does for milk. She moaned louder now, and I picked up the pace, desprate for more of her pussy. The taste was so addicting, I couldn't get enough! I dove my tounge in her, and she moaned even louder than before. "Aw fuck yeah! You're so fucking good, ohh!" I swished my tounge inside her, licking the walls of her flowing vagina. Her breaths got more frantic, signaling she was close to reaching climax. That seriously got me going even more. I pulled out and stuck two fingers inside her pussy & licked, and she just lost it, humping my fingers as they pumped furiously in and out of her. It seemed I was going at it for a pretty long time untill she shouted, "Oh Celestia, I'm gonna cum! Ooh yeah make me cum!"

I couldn't wait, my hand going at maximum speed as I flicked my tounge across her clit. After that, she yelped at the top of her lungs, and that's when the flooding began. I was suddenly splashed over and over with each wave of her powerful orgasm. She oohed and ahhed as I drank as much as I could untill she started to calm down. I removed my fingers from her pussy and we started making out again, this time with pure ease, as if we had done this before. She hungrily searched for her climax on my tounge, wanting to taste her own juices.

"I don't know if it's just this place," She softly spoke, "...but you're one of the best I've been with..... so far..."

I swept in for another kiss. "So far?"

"Well, there's still one more thing-"

"Oh oh, hold on!" I tept off the couch and bolted for my room. I reached behind my dresser for a small secret hole that contained a single box of emergency condoms, incase I actually got laid. And today, I'm actually getting laid. I ran back to the living room, holding the condom in my hand like an Oscar.

Vinyl looked a bit surprised. "Uuh, I was going to let you eat breakfast first...but..."

Oh. Right, almost forgot. Need to eat to live and stuff.

"Oh, um, alrighty then..." I was about to throw the condom on the couch, but then I remembered something. "Hey, wait a sec!"

She grinned. "You're getting better. But before you put that condom on..."

She closed her eyes, and a blue hue glowed from her horn, followed by her crotch. She moaned a bit from the magic touch, and suddenly she was done.

"What was that?"

"A spell, smart one."

Ugh. "But what did it do?"

"It prevents me from getting pregers. Like I said, DJ's get to party too."

I laughed. "That's the best one yet!"

"Yep, but you should really come over here and try it out." Her body flipped over, and she shuffled over to the edge of the couch towards me, her butt now vended over across the ledge. I could now not only see her pussy, but her butthole as well. "Wow, you really know how to get a guy working."

"Well then..." She placed her hand on her rear, squeezing it hard. "Get working."

I could go extremely detailed on about how turned on I was, and how slow I started out as I was finally losing my virginity, but instead I immediately stuck my raging cock right into her, and just started to plunge into her dripping pussy. Her walls wrapped around my dick as she pushed back onto me, wet as all get out. Never in my life has masturbating ever felt as good as the real thing. Most of the time I did, this was one of the scenarios I made up to make it easier. The fact that I was now fucking one of my biggest crushes ever fueled me to pump her harder. She knew how to dirty talk too. Oh did she know.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, yeah! Give it to me! Celestia damn!"

I decided to give it a try. "Oh yeah, you like that, huh?"

"Mmm, oh yes, I love it!" She said, giving in to the overload of pleasure seizing her body. Hmm, wonder what else I can try...

My dick now controlling my brain, I lifted a hand on the air and brought right down on her ass, leaving a faint mark behind.

"OHHH YEAH, SPANK ME!"

I brought it up again, and slapped her harder this time.

"Fuck yeah, fucking spank my ass!"

I repeated her pleas one after the other, my hand marks becoming more red each hit. I couldn't deny it, this was some hardcore shit. At the time I didn't notice how fast I was raiding her privates, but I had grown so close to bursting it wasn't even funny.

"I'm about to cum right in your pussy, you ready?"

"Yes! Cum so hard, right in my tight pussy!" Her ass was clapping against my balls violently as I fucked deeper & harder. From there it seemed to drag itself out, the ecstasy blinding me from reality. All I was focused on was finishing in her butt, and her cumming all over my cock. Almost too soon, I shook from the overpowering climax that shattered any brain matter I had. I barely heard Vinyl scream, "OH, OH SHIT!" As she came for the second time already, our juice running onto the couch and down to the floor. I ejaculated shot after shot of my hot load in her pussy untill I was completely empty. Gasping for air, I slid my dick out of her, and flipped her back over as I hovered over her.

She was almost speechless. "Y-yep...you're....one if the best..." She managed to let out a chuckle. I smirked as we both leaned in for a kiss. We went on for a minute or two before things began to cool down. I was able to think clearly, and realized my stomach had been growling for breakfast the whole time.

"Um, you don't mind if I go eat now, do you?"

She laughed, but for the first time, it was more gentle, a bit flirtatious even. "Of course not! I'm not gonna let you fucking starve, for Celestias sake."

I got up, put my boxers & pants back on, and headed to the kitchen. It was weird, the whole time I spent pouring Cinnimon Toast Crunch into my bowl, I was thinking about how much I liked Vinyl before she came here. Sure, she was pretty, and troped the list of my all time favorite characters, but now, things were different. I may be out of my mind, and this may be extremely rushed after just meeting her & having sex with her but....

I think I'm in love...