Author's Note

This seriously turned into a rant because I'm actually back from doing serious writings about Warhammer 40k (that haven't yet been published, lol). Seriously, though, guys. I'm going to openly admit that I'm actually enjoying writing this, and don't really have plans to stop at this point.

And, seriously? This is some of the most crude humor I've written. I don't even care if anything is written incorrectly. It's just me putting whatever comes to mind.

BONED

Chapter 2: WE'RE BACK AND YOU'RE FUCKING BONED

Anger was filling the lands of Equestria as the Angry Marines started cleansing the land of its heresy. Of course, it could be noted that the only reason they went down there in the fucking first place is that they found a GODDAMNED RAINBOW. IN SPACE. IN FUCKING SPACE. LIKE, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FUCKING DO THAT!?

Houses were smashed in by the dozen. Ponies were murdered by the hundreds, and the land was being torn asunder by the rage of a thousand white hot sons. And there was no sign of this rampage slowing down.

“FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU FAGGOTS STARTED WITHOUT US!” A new ship, the Fuckstick, bellowed over the radio to the Marines below. “FUCK YOU,” Sorento said in reply, “YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STAYED WITH US, SHITSLOTH.”

“ASSMAGGOTS,” one of the Marines replied, “I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING SHIT, YOU DICKSLUT!”

Suddenly, the Fuckstick slammed itself into a mountain, and slid down into the city of Ponyville. “ALWAYS ANGRY” the Marines piled out, “ALL THE FUCKING GODDAMN TIME!” And soon, it brought upon a motion to have ponies retreat into the forests, where they would have created the illusion of sanctity and safety for themselves. But that wouldn't stop the angry marines from destroying everything possible.

“I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF,” Assmasher, who was now punching the ground in rage, had created that was about fifteen feet deep.

~~After the city of Ponyville was reduced to dust and ash, and flames. The Angry Marines thought it would be a good idea to rest for a while and look back at their choices in life, and admit they had something more in common than they honestly thought. Soon, the battle brothers would end up growing to understand what true friendship was, and would end up finding out that the ponies were trying to do that all along.~~

Except THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKING WENT, YOU FUCKING SHITLOVERS. WHOEVER FUCKING WROTE THAT LAST PART WAS RIPPED FROM HIS CHAIR, THROWN TO THE GROUND, AND WAS BEATEN BY HEAVY FUCKING POWERBOOTS AND METAL FISTS WITH SPIKES ON THEM. THEN HIS LIMBS WERE FUCKING TORN OFF AND THE MARINES USED HIS CARCASS AS A FLAG AFTER THEY PUT HIS OWN BLOOD IN THE SHAPE OF A SYMBOL

The Angry Marines carried the bodies of the ponies on their weapons due to the fact that they were too ungodly pissed off by the fact that they didn't have any time to clean their weapons. Even after such a thing had happened, they pressed forward, looking for land to pillage.

Out of nowhere, though, came a hero that would stand up to them.

Rainbow Dash came flying in, feeling as if she was obligated to fight against the angry marines. If only she wasn't a fucking shitty character, and if the writer of this non-canon Warhammer 40K fanfiction actually gave a shit to put in some plot, THEN MAYBE it'd be an epic battle of how Rainbow Dash fought the menace back, and that these Angry Marines retreat because the power of friendship is just that powerful that it can send the hatred of these angry marines back.

But guess what!? You wanna know FUCKING WHY that's not going to happen!?

'Cause FUCK YOU that's why.

Rainbow Dash flew in with force, hoping to cause a Sonic Rainboom, and disorient the Marines, followed by the useful tactics to move so fast in a circular motion capable of lifting the ground up. Then, she'd hurdle them back into space in the opposite direction of Equestria.

That's fucking Mary Sue bullshit, and, for sure, these laws won't be able to be applied when Angry Marines are concerned. I mean, for fuck's sake, do you faggots ACTUALLY fucking take that shit seriously? This is what you're doing with your life? GODDAMN IT, NO WONDER YOU FAGGOTS DOWNVOTED THE LAST CHAPTER. FUCKING BUTTHURT SHITWAFFLES.

Rainbow Dash whirled around, confident in her strategy that it would work. But, she was stopped, and her fate consumed her.

More like... Her head got ripped off because one angry marine was tossed into the air, and fell right on her at the right time.

“FUCKING MARY SUE!” They all shouted.

Oranj slammed his heavy axe into a door of one of the still remaining houses. Breaking it open, he saw a furfag with a camera, filming himself doing... Unruly things to a pony. Oranj, in his most enraged state yet, ripped the camera (along with the furfag's arm) out, and shoved it in his ass, followed by a swift kick out the window for the rest of marines to see the heretic that had been on this planet. It confirmed their suspicions.

The pony that Oranj found was tied up (because apparently this faggot liked BDSM or some shit. Like, what the fuck? Do you REALLY not have enough game that you will perform BDSM on a fictional pony? Are you that far from your humanity that you have decided that fucking a real human is out of your league? That ponies are the real thing?)

Here's you faggots that write clopfics: “I'M GOING TO WRITE SMUTTY FANFICTION WHERE MY OC GETS TO FUCK MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVORITE PONY, AND I HOPE TO GET REALLY POPULAR ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE OF IT WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

You fuckers really piss me off.

Look, I know I was supposed to write about how fucking angry marines fuck shit up, but I'm so off track now because I'm doing rants, and it's the best I can do at this point. No, seriously, shut up. I don't need you to tell me what to write. I'm gonna go play Dawn of War or some shit. Maybe hang on /tg/ where you'll find me shitposting constantly.