The Equestrian Anger

Chapter 1: THE WRATH OF ANGER, FAGGOTS

Immediately, a rainbow zoomed by the “Nutcrusher” warship. The one to notice it was Sargent Assmasher, Second in Command to Major Mangopanch. When he noticed this rainbow zoom by, a spark activated in his brain. “HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY I JUST SAW!?” And started beating the shit out of the engine drives. Other Angry Marines heard his rage as he yelled that he saw a rainbow zoom by their ship. “WHO THE FUCK PUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT THERE!? THAT'S AN INSULT!” Screamed Lt. Sorrento, “WHOEVER THE FUCK CAUSED THIS NEEDS TO DIE, NOW!” The fourth Marine, Obnox, who's full name was Obnox Douche, said.

While each Angry Marine in their rage started smashing shit everywhere, one such marine named Captain Craunch, started smashing his head against the glass window on the ship's control deck. This then led to the glass cracking open, followed by every single fucking marine in the ship to be sent towards the planet below. Sorrento bellowed, “I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THIS PLANET ISN'T AT ANY FUCKING GODDAMN PEACE WHATSOFUCKINGEVER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY FUCKING PISS ME THE SHIT OFF!”

They started zooming into the planet below, not giving a fuck about whether or not they hit something on the way there. They were pissed off, and angry as angry got. In that moment, Stompfuckington Deathchopgutfist, The leader of the unit aboard the Nutcrusher, sailed past each of the angry marines. “FUCK ALL OF YOU!” He bellowed in fury. “I'M GOING TO DESTROY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM!” The Marines were in such rage after he said this, they started wrestling each other for who got to land first. “NO FUCK YOU SHITNIGGLER, I AM GETTING DOWN THERE AND EATING ALL OF THEIR BODIES!” This fighting went on and on for a good solid two hours. Or, down on Equestria, about 30 minutes.

Which, by the way, you're probably curious what was going on with our little pony victims down on that planet. Well, the first to see the Angry Marines was Twilight Sparkle. She was assuming her daily schedule as always, when she saw something in her telescope. She grabbed her astronomy book. She told spike to come over and see this. “Look! Meteors, we haven't seen those in years!” Oh, poor Twilight Sparkle. You poor, poor fool. If you had looked into your telescope longer, you could have seen what was about to become of your own home. But you didn't. You just stared at the streaks of light HEADING RIGHT THE FUCK AT YOU!

She smiled as she observed the great light show. Everypony did, too. Well... For the time being. Because by the time they heard the “AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” They had gotten confused. “What in the name of Celestia.. Was that...?” A generic faggot-ass pony who had no character development whatsoever so you shouldn't feel sorry for him because he'll probably die in the next second or so said, “I think this is ba-” The pony said, but couldn't finish because Stompfuckington landed on him with great speed, no one could have dodged. Blood splattered all over the grass and dirt, not even the pony's bones were detectable anymore.

Not one pony ran off. They were too shocked at what Stompfuckington had just done. He had pulled out his power bat as many other angry marines were falling from the sky. “THAT'S FUCKING IT, I KNEW THIS PLACE WAS AS PEACEFUL AS A PRETTY MARINES ASSHOLE!” He yelled and ran into a crowd of ponies. They all started scurrying away from him. “THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING COCKBALLERS! FUCKING GODDAMN FLEE FROM THE WRATH OF THE ANGRY MARINES!” Left and right, ponies were being smashed from the impacts of falling Angry Marines.

The first major pony to die was Pinkie Pie. Who was out in the fields, who saw the light show going on. Curious, she made her way back to the city. When she arrived, she started questioning fleeing ponies. “Where's everyone going?” She asked one. “You idiot! Run, before they get you!” She thought this was a game. “Oh, I see what everyone's doing!” She started looking for a hiding spot. Not running as fast as the rest. “Oh, hi! Do you know what we're-” The Angry Marine bashed her face with his bat. “MOTHERFUCKING PONY ASSHOLE! MY FUCKING BOOT IS ENRAGED!” He picked her up with one hand, turned her around, and shoved his boot directly up her asshole.

Then, the angry marine pulled his boot out, Pinkie Pies heart and its ventricles wrapped around his boot. “OH MOTHERFUCKING HORSE-SHIT! WHAT IS THIS!?” He started scraping the heart like it was gum on a shoe, it burst open, exploding in blood everywhere. “OH, YOU FUCKING DISGUIST ME, YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY FUCKING BOOT!” He smashed Pinkie's head in with his boot.

Pinkie Pie... Was no more. She'll be quickly forgotten because the Angry Marines had more shit to destroy. "Pinkie!" Applejack yelled, as tears fell from her eyes. "You... You asshole!" She screamed. But she had to get Applebloom out of there. "Come on, we can't stay here-" Applebloom was destroyed in a second by a collision with an angry marine. Big Mac, who saw this. Became angry, not as angry as the Angry Marines, but very angry. He ran at one of them. "NO YOU FUCKING DON'T YOU GINORMOUS FAGGOT!" He screamed, using his power fist to attack the oncoming pony. Applejack felt despair as she just lost two of her family members. She had to run, but when she did, she was assaulted by an overwhelming number of Marines.

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR FAMILY, AND FUCKING DIE!" Assmasher bellowed, smashing Applejack with his power bat. In that moment, her head was torn clean off. All that was left was a torso and 3 legs. Assmasher was beginning to feel hungry, so he wanted to eat something that tasted good. He experimented with Applejacks leg. "THIS REALLY DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A FUCKING APPLE, FAGGOT ASSES, YOU LIED TO ME!" He said, throwing the dead Applejack.

So, what happens next in this thrilling tale of ponyville? Well, let's take a break. I think the answer stands clear.