After tragedy strikes, Shining Armor transfers to Seaddle with his son. Meanwhile, in Baltimare, Sunset Shimmer has returned to Equestria and has settled in nicely. She's even getting married soon. A phone call one Hearth's Warming Eve to everypony's favorite radio personality will change their destinies… forever.

Written for the September 2013 Random Romance Contest, well before the reveal of Princess My-Wingspan-Is-Obviously-Overcompensating-For-Something.

Warning: Contains Flash Sentry, R63, obscure background pony shipping with well known supporting characters, OC x Mane 6 shipping (sort of), toy shipping, Flash Sentry, horn cancer, inappropriate use of the word "inconceivable," the technology required to make a phone call, and Flash Sentry.