
Everyday adventures: Her majesty's service.
Well it was either this or the Met. I moved to Equestria about a month ago and applied to be part of the first human guard regiment. Still beats dealing with chavs all day.
Well it was either this or the Met, and to be perfectly honest, I'd rather be unarmed in a land of creatures without fingers than surrounded by chavs and criminals. My name's Tomas, applicant to join the royal guard. It's a strange job, but it's still better than dealing with the weather.
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