The Epicnomicon

Hello, there, viewers. You may know me, Prisoner 24601, as the author of many stories, such as:

Ballad of Big Mac

YogLabs: Dimensional Portal

And, YogLabs: Quest for the Golden Horseshoe.

Well, one day, I was walking through Ponyville. Well, not really, given that Equestria is nonexistent, but bare with me here. Anyway, I was walking through Ponyville, when I came across Rainbow Dash, flying back to her house with quills and paper.

"Hey Rainbow," I greeted, seeing as how, given that this is my imagination, I am one of the mane six, and the element of intelligence(Hey, a man can dream.), "What are you doing?"

Rainbow, valuing our friendship as always, looked down at me and replied, "I'm gonna write a book."

"Why?" I asked, ever so confused.

"'Cuz I'm bored." She replied and flew off.

"Well, okay." I said to her, regardless that she had now left me completely, gone off to do what Pegasus mares really do when they say they're going to write a book: Write a book.

And this is what happened in that book.

Enjoy.