Rainbow Dash was bored one day, so she picked up a quill and started writing. But what about? How about all of her friends becoming super epic awesome constructs of bravery, awesomeness, and power. And then they fight the evils of Equestria, such as the dictatorship of Vladimir Mcpoopin, the Doom Drakes of the north, and the Super-destructive Megastroyer (a mix between Mega and Destroyer)

As you can probably tell by now, Rainbow wasn't the best writer, but she completed her book anyway, and named it, the Epicnomicon. Let's read, shall we?

[Any errors in writing -plot holes, spelling and punctuation- were all intentional, and keep in mind, this is supposed to be written from Rainbow's point of view. Enjoy]