Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

Macintosh was released from the freezer shortly after and had finished his date with Pinkie Pie. It was the next day and the clouds were all gone. He was back home doing chores as usual. Today was Miz. Rarity's turn and she wanted to have a romantic (and expensive) dinner at the fanciest restaurant in town. Well classy ladies like all that sophisticated stuff not down to earth junk, Mac on the other hoof didn't mind either as long as he had the funds.
"Hey Mac, ya got a moment." He turned, it was AJ. She had been avoiding him as if he was death incarnated ever since this whole date week started.
"Eeyup" he decided that would be the best choice, usually is.
"Look. I know tonight's date is with Rarity, right?" He nodded to confirm her statement, "If you have to choose any other pony but me, please for Celestia sake, don't make it Rarity."
"Pardon?" Mac became slightly agitated.
Applejack elaborated more, "Now come on Mac, we both know, she's no good with the farm. All the other girls at least have some sort of talent that could be beneficial to the family: Dash can change the weather, Pinkie Pie is on par with Granny Smith in the kitchen department, Fluttershy is great with animals, and Twilight can pick orchards with her gosh darn mind. Rarity on the other hoof is too busy trying to stay clean and work on her dresses to even think about manual labor."
"Now hold on a sec." Macintosh interrupted his sister "This is my decision to make. I'll chose the mare I'd like to spend the rest of my life thank ya very much."
"Be reasonable. Is it cause she's so pretty?" AJ accused.
"Nnope, well...I'll admit she is darn pretty." He smiled as he imagined the mare in question.
"Okay look. I had an idea that might work, if ya'll choose me. Technically we can't marry. So instead ya take one of the other girls as a mistress and she'll pretend to be yer wife. This way we can keep our secret relationship and ya can even have threesomes with us." Now that idea appealed all of a sudden. "But I'd also have to get a husband and I think Caramel would be fine for that role. He'd probably agree as long once in awhile ya would wear a blindfold during sex and let's just say there may be times you think this feels a lot tighter than usual." Never mind.(sorry if you were looking for some BL. I've got nothing against it, I just don't write it)
"Now AJ," Big Mac started, "I'm sure Miz. Rarity can help our family plenty. She runs a successful business she could help with the money issues and learn how to bake from Granny. I'd still like to give her a shot."
That was it, Mac wasn't changing his mind one bit. The day went by and Luna's moon had risen into the dark sky. Mac had asked Applebloom to help him put on the suit Rarity had insisted he wear. He had never wore such a nice and well fitted suit, it felt good. Due to his little sister's insisting this time he had a bouquet of roses and after some puppy dog eyes a fedora. Looking into a mirror he couldn't help but smile and think "Man I'm Pretty." With the cover of night he made his way to the place known as Carousel Boutique.
Arriving at Carousel Boutique, Mac made his way to the front door and knocked with the bouquet of roses clenched in his teeth. A few seconds later the door swung inwards to reveal the stunning Miz Rarity. She wore an extravagant light blue dress with trim of dark blue and white hidden throughout, she had her usual eyeshadow but added a nice blue lipstick that accent her irises. Mac's jaw dropped and evidently the roses did too. Man she's pretty.
"Well, good evening Macintosh. I see you wore the suit I made. It pleases me greatly that you took my request to heart, thank you." Mac doesn't know if she was trying to sound sexy but the growing aura around her sure did make it seem that way.
"Erm...uh...E-eyup." Dang it Mac thought you only say two words and now you're messing that up you bumbling idiot.
"Were those roses for me perhaps?" Rarity point to the bouquet he had dropped.
"Eek. Eeyup. I'm sorry I'll get that." He bent down and picked them up. He began to sweat.
"Oh give me a second, won't you? I would like to put these into some water." Reading his body language Rarity knew she had Macintosh wrapped right around her hoof. As long as nothing happened to there dinner she was guaranteed to be the winner of the dating competition. She returned to Mac who was letting the heat out of his collar. "Ready, dear?"
"Eeyup"
They began their trek to the fancy pantsy restaurant located on the east side of town. Upon arrival Rarity noticed there seemed to be a lack of ponies, only one waiter was present at the front door locking them.
"Excuse me, sir?" Rarity began to inquire, "Why are you locking the doors? Are you not open?"
"Oh! My apologize, mademoiselle, the restaurant has become overrunned by parasprites. We had to close until Miss Vinyl Scratch can come to drive them out with her music." The waiter explained.
"But we had reservations!" Rarity pleaded.
"I'm sorry, I can do nothing for you, we must close due to health and sanitation laws. We could possibly reschedule you for next week if you would like."
"No. That's okay it would be too late then. Sigh. Thank you anyways." Rarity gave up. Her perfect night was ruined as if she had jinxed it with her earlier thoughts. A cloaked figure dashed out from behind the restaurant.
Mac had stayed quiet during the entire conversation, now that it was over he couldn't help but feel for Miz Rarity who was now disheartened by the situation. Mac wouldn't, neigh, couldn't let this be. His gentlecolt code would not let him. This was a time for action.
"Miz Rarity."
"Huh, yes, Macintosh?" Her brooding was interrupted by Mac's deep voice. He placed a hoof on her shoulder.
"Go back to yer Boutique. I'll be there shortly." Mac was stern yet it comforted Rarity to no end.
"O-okay." Rarity made the return home alone, unsure what Big Mac was planning. But she waited in the dark on her fainting couch for minutes on end. There was a knock. She opened the door. Mac stood there his suit was covered in dirt and he had a saddle bag on his back.
"May I come in, Ma'am?"
"Oh yes. Please do. Um, wipe your hooves first if you don't mind." Big Mac obliged and entered.
"Where's yer kitchen?" He said scanning the room.
"Uh, through that hallway to the left." She was still unsure of the situation, but told him anyways.
Mac calmly walked into the kitchen and preceded to take the items out of his bag. Rarity tried to peek in but Mac only pushed her back into the the hall and told her to wait till he called for her. She went back to laying on her couch for what seemed like forever until Mac called for her.
"Miz Rarity, ya'll can come in now."
Rarity entered the kitchen and was stunned by what she saw. The room was barely lit by three candles placed in the center of the kitchen table that had a scarlet cloth thrown over it giving it a romantic feel. There were two settings across from one another of spaghetti with tomato sauce, a Trecolore salad, glass of red wine, and side of breadsticks. The napkins were folded into pyramids on the side with utensils placed in proper order. Macintosh pulled out a chair.
"Miz Rarity"
"Macintosh." The white filly started, "Did you do all this?"
"Eeyup"
"How?"
"I had to call a few favors from around town but I got all the ingredients as fer the cookin... being the eldest child in a family where two fillies were too young to cook and the Granny practically fainted after working the fields all day to have enough money to raise all us just gets ya good at somethings."
"Oh Macintosh." Rarity was nearly in tears over the sentiment of his actions. She took the seat.
The dinner went smoothly just as Rarity had fantasized only one thing had changed, instead of Macintosh falling for her she found herself falling more in love with him. His rustic charm, his chivalrous deeds, and his toned body. Dinner was over and Mac was cleaning up the dishes.
"Wait, Macintosh. You cooked for us, allow me to at least do the dishes." Rarity interjected his work.
"Nnope. It's fine Miz Rarity." Big Mac responded back continuing what he was doing.
"No, no, I insist." She grabbed the plate Mac was holding.
"It's fine." He pulled back.
"No really. I insist." She yanked harder.
"Nnope."
This little confrontation turned into a full on tug a war battle. Neither of them wanted the other to do the dishes. Mac could of easily won but to use his full strength would of probably broken the plate. Even so, Rarity had a slight advantage, and that advantage was magic. She engulfed the plate with her blue aura pulling it towards her with unnatural force. Big Mac wrapped his hoofs around the dish but the magic was to much. His hoof slipped and headed straight into Rarity's general direction. Whack! Mac hit her in the nose.
"Gasp!" She raised her hoof to her nose, it was bleeding. "You hit me!"
"I'm sorry Miz Rarity it was an accident!" Mac apologized to no avail she wasn't listening, she just kept on muttering something inaudible. He stopped and listened intensely.
"You hit me. You hit me. You hit me. You hit me. You hit me."
"Um...Miz Rarity?" Mac asked with growing concern.
She wiped a smidgen of blood onto her hoof and licked it. She turned her head towards Mac and with a cynical smile and a seductive voice said "You hit me~"
"Oh dear." Big Mac had awoken something in Miz Rarity that night. Beneath her strong, independent, fashionable business mare persona was a bit of her personality that never got to appear till now. A piece of her that had never been...dominated till now. That's right folks Rarity became a Masochist. She tackled Big Mac to the ground.
"Do it again Macintosh, please I'm begging you." Rarity's eyes were blinded by lust.
"Hold on Miz Rarity" she cut him off.
"Actually, Macintosh, I have a weird craving for you to start calling me 'Mommy' how about you indulge my appetite."
"Uh. Okay. Erm. Mommy... Yer obviously not thinking straight."
"Oh but I am. I love it. I love the feeling of your chiseled body dominating mine."
"Uh Eeyup" odd Mac thought his first chapter with Rarity had him being dominated but this time around he was going to be the dominator.
"Hell! Go ahead and take my virginity! I hear it's one of the painful thing in a mares life! And I'm all up for the pain."
"Hello!" Mac thought.
"I mean it's going to even more painful since well...your not called BIG Mac for nothing."
Now you see, we were so close but you had to make that joke. Now she really deserved to be punished.
And they did it. A lot. With a couple of whips and an underwater camera. So you know. Not that kinky. Well compared to the internet.