Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

It's raining, badly. This is awful the plans for today's date with Ponyville's pink party pony, Pinkie Pie, was probably going to be cancelled. She apparently wanted to have some sort of party at the park but I guess that's not going to happen. Macintosh stared out the window of the living room. He pondered the situation.
"What's goin' to happen now will we postpone but that would also delay my decision. Will we cancel it all together. No, that ain't an option Miz. Pie deserves a chance like any of the other girls."
"Hey Mac, how'd yer date with Rainbow Dash go?" Mac turned around and locked eyes with his little sister, Applebloom.
"Fine" he responded.
"Really? Scootaloo said ya'll started wrastling in the middle of town shouting stuff like: that all ya'll got, oh buck, an' here's my signature move." The filly inquired.
"Uh...Eeyup. Wrastling that's what we were doing. But we weren't mad at eachother we were wrastling for fun." Macintosh decided to that would be the explanation.
"Is it fun?" Applebloom asked.
"Eeyup"
"Then can we wrastle together?!" She seemed excited by the idea although ignorant of what wrestling actually meant.
"NNOPE! Erm, I mean, we can't yer just too small and it wouldn't be a fair match." He nervously chuckled.
"Whatcha mean!? I can take it. My small size jus' means I can do things that ya can't even imagin. Like well, I don't know what but let me jus' say ya'll be on yer back begging me to finish it!" We'll that was a nice picture.
"NNOPE!" Mac declared.
"Fine. Can I at least come to yer next match? I'd love to see my bro in action. I bet ya give them a good pounding. Hey is that why they call ya Big Mac?" Applebloom didn't seem to want to let it go.
"We'll sort of." There was a knock at the door, Mac went to open it. On the porch there was a small, blank stare, baby alligator it held a letter in its toothless mouth. Unphased, Mac grabbed it, he wasn't the first lizard some had use to send a letter.
"What's it say bro?" Inquired to little filly.
Mac began reading it out loud, "Dear Mackey Wackey, Can you believe how much rain there is! It's crazy there wasn't any on the weather board till late last night. I read earlier you were wondering what we were going to do for our date. Oh course we're going to have it! There's no way I'm letting my Mackey Wackey go without a fight. Anyways please come to my room at Sugar Cube Corner, we'll discuss what were doing once "ya'll" (ha that is fun to say! No wonder you and AJ do it so often [do it as in say ya'll not actually do it. Well maybe you do I don't know]) get here. P.S. Please give Gummy a lift back he doesn't like water that much." Mac looked for the gator who mysteriously teleported on to the couch.
"Pinkie Pie's a candidate?!" Applebloom was shocked.
"Eeyup, what's wrong with Miz Pie?" Mac asked.
"Nothing," Applebloom continued, "It's jus' ya'll are so different: yer quite she's loud, yer shy she's not, you pull a cart she carries a cannon! See totally different!"
"Well, who'd ya think is a good match for me?" Mac put on a black trench coat and put the alligator on his back.
"I don' know. Fluttershy?"
Flashes of the last time Mac meet the so called quite one rapidly made its way into his brain. He shivered.
"Uh. Well anyways Miz Pie is a fine mare and she just wants a chance like the others. Have a nice day sis and stay out of trouble. Okay?" She nodded and he left.
He made the trip to the bakery in record time, like the alligator, he didn't like the rain either. Macintosh knocked on the door.
"Come innnnn~" The stallion heard a mare say from inside. He enter and was instantly greeted with loud party poppers, confetti, streamers, and lovely pink mare rushing in for a hug.
"Surprise!" He was tackled to the ground, "ooh, were you surprised. I betcha were! I'm so glad you're here Mackey Wackey!" She kissed him.
"Eeyup." He gave her a friendly smile, open attitude was nice after the resent unreadable mare at his house(AJ not AB).
"Oh I'm so happy! Are you happy?!" Pinkie was bouncing up and down.
Mac got up, "Eeyup." He smiled at the party pony.
"Yay! Follow me. My rooms up stairs" he followed the bouncing plot up stairs and into room that seemed more party hall than bedroom. She had done an amazing job.
"Thanks, Mackey." He seemed confused for a sec then remembered she was Pinkie Pie. "You can place your coat there, where Gummy is, then join me at the table." How that strange gator had gotten off him without him noticing he'll never know, but he did as instructed and sat at the opposite side of the table.
"Isn't this exciting! I've ne~ver had a party with only two ponies before. This should fun don't you think so Mackey?" Pinkie squealed in delight.
"Eeyup"
"Oh you know just what to say. You remember last time you came over?" He nodded remembering the buttery incident, "Remember what we promised?" He paused, thought and offered a hoof to ask Pinkie Pie to a dance.
"Eeyup" she smiled shyly and took the hoof. Gummy started some music and they started to sway back and forth.
"Oh Mackey Wackey this is the happiest day of my life." Pinkie Pie whispered into his ear.
They danced for several songs slow, fast, and pony-pokey. They were both tired and whenever Pinkie Pies tired there's only one thing to do. Eat cake.
"Oh! I almost forgot I have an ice cream cake in the storage freezer! I'll go get it!" Pinkie trotted out of the room and down stairs. Macintosh decided to wait at the table and just stare at the glossed over eyes of Gummy. BANG! There was a crash down stairs. Mac ran down to a open freezer knocking over a broomstick that held it open. Underneath a pile of different frozen pastries was Miz Pie. He wildly throws the boxes off of the dazed Pinkie Pie. The freezer door shut behind them. Pinkie Pie regained her senses.
"Whoa. What happened?" She looked around, "ooohh. Oopsey. Wait did the freezer door close?!" She looked over Mac's shoulder. "Uh oh. Sugar Cube Corner has the only one way freezer door in Ponyville! It's as if some dumb writer was thinking of a situation that would fit a mature comedy but realized that no such door would exist but was too lazy to figure out another way to make a sexy situation occur!"
"Achoo" Big Mac was getting cold. Pinkie turned and snuggled him.
"Oh Mackey Wackey. You came to save me yet now were both stuck here. Let's huddle for warmth until someone comes to save us." Now for a fun fact, you get erect when adrenaline pumps through your veins. "Mackey is that what I think it is? Oh my we need to keep this warm don't we." She started stroke his staff.
"Eeyup" he slowly began to lay on his back. Pinkie turned around laid her filly parts near his snout. One lick confirmed his suspicion, cotton candy.
"Hey you know your penis reminds me of one of those red rocket pops that I used to always have when I was a filly. I used to always bite off the tip first." Mac's tongue froze where it was. "Oh! I'm not going to do that but I will keep licking it till I see if I get a prize." Mac returned to his licking, "Oh, yes. Mackey don't forget the pink jelly bean at the top." What gentlecolt would? "Hmm! I think pre-heatings done let's pop this in before it cools off anymore" Pinkie stood and placed her hooves on the wall.
"Better stroke the fire before it goes out." Mac thought.
"Bring that rocket pop over here." She said seductively.
"Eeyup."
He reared up behind her and placed his ship into her docking bay. With one big thrust he was in. Pinkie Pie squealed in pleasure. Boxes toppled as the force of his pounding was causing the house to shake.
"Oh, Mackey! You ready for lift off? On one, okay? 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.3. 2. 1. BLAST OFF~." They came together and collapsed to the floor. Pinkie Pie rolled onto Big Mac's chest, she does seem to like cuddling Mac thought. "That's because my parents never hugged me as a filly." Mac looked at her strangely then remembered she was Pinkie Pie. "I must say though, that was the biggest~ rocket I've ever seen." Good grief.
The door of the freezer suddenly opened. Somehow, only Celestia knows how, Gummy stood there keeping the door from closing once again.
"Gummy! Your such a good boy. Saving both of us from the cold freezer. Come on Mackey Wackey grab the cake and let's get back up stairs." Pinkie Pie skipped out of the room. Mac began to grab the cake when he heard the door close.
"I don' think Gummy likes me very much."