Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

“Oh dear…” The yellow pegasus, by the name Fluttershy, was pacing back and forth in her cottage’s living room talking to her animals. “He’s coming today's the day. Oooh what should I do? My crush is actually coming for my help. This is my chance!” Angel bunny nodded to ensure her. “This book on seduction, Twilight gave me, are umm… forward. I don’t think I can do this.” Angel along with other of her animal friends gathered around her. A paw from Angel comforted her to smile. “You’re right! I need to be assertive if I ever want Big Mac to notice me!” Fluttershy confidently shouted.

A knock at the door shocked her out of the hope her animals built up into a stumbling mess, throwing the book under the couch and running to the door. On collision with the door, with her face, Fluttershy was greeted by a grey pegasus with a bubble cutie mark.

“Hey! You have eyes just like mine!” Ditzy Doo (or Derpy Hooves whatever you prefer) happily announced having found another.

“What?” shaking her head causing her eyes to realign.

“Oh...Nevermind. Please sign this.” Ditzy (Derpy) said with a slight hint of disappointment hoofing over a clipboard.

“Oh… sorry Ditzy (Derpy),” signing the paper, “If it’s any consolation I think your eyes are beautiful.” With a sincere smile.

“Thank you, Fluttershy” Ditzy (Derpy) said before giving her the package. Turning around and taking off she stopped mid flight and yelled back “Oh yeah! I saw Big Mac coming up the road!”

Fluttershy froze in place for a second and ran inside with the package. She looked into the mirror and smiled a seductive smile, or what she thought was a seductive smile in reality it was somewhat creepy. Then the knock came and she slowly approached the door, looking back to Angel to see him give her a nod and fleeing outside to give them some space.

Big Mac stood there with Woona on his back, the reason for his visit. The door opened and Macintosh was surprised by the seductive Fluttershy looking at him leaning on the door frame.

“Hi~ Big Mac. What brings you here.” Fluttershy said in a seductive tone.

“Uhh Uhh… Um… Woona...Um...Sick.” Macintosh managed to stutter out.

“Oh yes~ Bring here in.”

“Eeyup!”

Big Mac entered the room, well following the swaying plot in front of him. Fluttershy was luckily facing away from Big Mac so he didn't notice she was as red as him. She opened the recently delivered box and pulled out a syringe. Turning to Woona and injecting here with some sort of medicine.

“What’s that?” Big Mac asked.

“Oh! It’s a sedative so I reach down her throat and pull out that toy she swallowed.” Fluttershy said bluntly, only to realise how ruined the mood was. “Oh course if you want to shove something down my throat I won’t need the sedative. Not your hoof! I mean...Um… your penis. “

“Uh? Eeyup.” said Big Macintosh obviously kind of weirded out but not hearing the last part.

The next thirty minutes of searching through a dogs stomach was spent in silence. Not the kind of silence of “ponies who are comfortable with each over tend not to talk” but the awkward, pin drop silence. Once it was over Big Mac thanked Fluttershy, picked up Woona, and began walking to the door.

“Oh no! I ruined the mood completely! What do I do?! What that book say?! Oh yeah! Be aggressive.” the yellow pegasus debated in her head what to do before she reached into the package and pulled out three syringes.

Big Mac was about to open the door when he began to think, “Hey. Fluttershy’s pretty nice, kind, and cute maybe I should ask her out. Yeah that’s a good idea. I think I give it a shot.” He turned around and was stabbed in the neck with three syringes.

“Oh...those were supposed to go in flank but the jugular is fine too.” Fluttershy smiled her seductive yet creepy smile.

“Nnope.” Thud. Mac was out. On the ground still conscious.

“Oops! I think you need another dosage. Weird. I gave enough to put a manticore to sleep. Must be all your muscles. Those firm, big~ muscles.” Fluttershy said in a dark but sensual tone, injecting another dose into his neck.

“Well… buck.” And he was out.

When he woke up, Macintosh was tied to a bed, Fluttershy’s bed. He shook the straps of on his hooves, no luck.

“Oh...You’re awake. Good~.” Fluttershy approached the bed, “Applejack came by to pick up Woona after you didn't come back. I told her that you went to town to get lunch and left Woona to sleep off the sedatives. She went back and isn't expecting you for awhile. Leaving you and me to do whatever we want till Luna’s moon is high in the sky.”

“Why is it always the quiet ones,” thought Macintosh.

Fluttershy’s wings were fully extended and stiff. He didn't know what that meant but he knew what it meant if something on him was extended and rock hard. She slowly worked her way up to chest and traced circles in his chest.

“I've had a crush on you for quite a long time. I used to go to the farm to watch you buck apples wishing I was the tree you were beating.”

“What the Buck?!” Big Mac screamed in his head.

“And when you took off your yolk during the last harvest. I snuck into the barn and put it on. Licking off the sweat, smelling it’s aroma, and masturbating furiously till I came all over it.” Fluttershy admitted in his ear.

“The last harvest was just a few days ago… Dear Celestia.” Mac was now just staring blankly at the ceiling.

“While you were asleep I also injected you with a aphrodisiac. It should begin working in a few. Oh never mind right now. Now lets see why they call you Big~ Mac.” Fluttershy slowly made her way down.

“Why?! Every time that pun appears even if they don’t say it, I know they think it. Whoever came up with that nickname...there dead.” Was all Big Mac could think as Fluttershy went through every position in the Kamasutra in the pony and animal kingdom.

Near death, Mac stared at the ceiling. Drained is an understatement. Fluttershy entered the room.

“Come on, Macintosh. I've only came twenty six times and you've only cummed thirty three times. I’m still not pregnant so we’re still not done.” As she slid up back to mounting position.

Suddenly, a needle went into Fluttershy’s neck. She turned to see Applejack in the dark with a cold stare.

“He’s mine you bi…” out. Fluttershy was out cold.

“Thank Celestia you’re here AJ! Fluttershy drugged me and tied me here for the better part of the day and…” Big Mac stopped. AJ was silently untying him from the bed posts.

Once finished she only muttered, “Let’s go home.”

The walk home was silent.