Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

The morning was calm, Big Mac felt rejuvenated after yesterday’s episode with Fluttershy. He went through his normal routine before heading downstairs for breakfast, a normal breakfast except his sister Applejack wasn't there.

"Granny where's AJ?" Big Mac inquired as he sat down.

"She went into town already. Filled the cart full of apples and was gone. Dagnabit she didn't even eat. Y'all should check up on her later today." Granny Smith replied.

That was that, the rest of breakfast was spent eating and Applebloom explaining what the Cutie Mark Crusaders were going to try today. He had few chores to do before he could go see his sister but when they were done he was gonna give her some of his mind.

The walk through the orchard to Ponyville always calmed Macintosh. The trees opened to the great blue sky and he couldn't help but wonder what life would be like if he were a Pegasus. Well enough of that, the town was in sight. As he entered the shopping district he saw his sister at the stand, as happy as can be.

"Howdy there, Big Mac. What brings you to town?" Applejack sounded more giddy then depressed.

"Granny said she was worried about ya this mornin." Macintosh stated.

"Well, sales are good so I guess I'm good."

Big Mac eyed his sister. Did she just lie? The element of honesty. Lying? Something was very wrong. Applejack shifted slightly.

"Uh... Big Mac? Somethin' wrong?"

"Eeyup"
"Care to elaborate?"

"Nnope... I'm helping ya today with cart."

"I don' think that's necessary."

"I said. I'm helping." Big Mac slightly raised his voice

"Um...okay." Applejack shifted again.

The sales were of an average day till Big Mac arrived, then more female customers seemed to appear out of the wood works. The usual giggling and clumsiness of these kind of customers still happened. Big Mac didn't mind but Applejack's happy refrain was cracking. An apple was "accidentally" dropped by a mare, Macintosh was about to pick it up when Applejack spoke up.

"Consarnit! That's enough! All y'all listen! I don' wanna see any of ya come close to my brother again. The Apple family don't need y'all's business." Applejack snapped at the crowd.

"I'm sorry girls!" Big Mac cut in front of his sister's tirade, "we're closing a bit earlier then expected today." Mac said pushing the cart and AJ out of the shopping district, deciding to stop a brief second turn back and say "By the way. I don't mind the attention." Wink.

A sea of ohhs were heard behind the Apple siblings. Mac had attached the harness to himself as he and Applejack headed back to Sweet Apple Acres. The walk was quite as they entered the path through the orchards before the house. It was during this walk that Big Mac decided to ask what was wrong again, but it didn't come out right.

"What the buck is wrong with ya!?" He shouted at his sister.

"Watch yer tone I'm still yer sister." AJ retorted in annoyance.

"Sorry, but, really, we depend on these sales. Ya can't just tell a huge crowd of ponies we don' want their business!"

"Alright I know. I just can't stand to see all those mares swooning ova ya like that!"

"What are ya talkin bout! I've been treated like that ever since I grew into my frame, why is it bothering ya now!"

"Because!"

"Because Why!" Big Mac let out an angry roar.

"I don't want to lose ya ta some random mare!" AJ burst into tears.

Big Mac was shocked to say the least. "What do ya mean?" He said in a considerable softer tone.

"I'm jealous okay. Us on the farm. We're practically husband and wife and all. I've always felt that way and seeing ya surrounded by all those fillies just feels as if I've been betrayed. Seeing ya with Rainbow and then with Fluttershy was just it. I can't take it anymore I want to be with ya!" Applejack poured out her heart. They stood in the middle of the dirt path they had taken thousands of times before with only the wind as ambiance.

"Ya know why we can't do that." Mac replied.

"Why! Apple Bloom turned out fine!" She shouted back.

"We said we'd me ah talk about that again!" Big Mac straighter up and looked around nervously "I was young... And I still thought babies came from storks!"

"That was the happiest day of my life and ya aren't even willing to acknowledge its existence." Applejack managed through her whimpers.

"You'll find somepony else, and have plenty of fouls with them. I'm your brotha, it just can't happen." Mac tried to reason.

"But I don' want somepony else I want you!" Shouted AJ as she laid a kiss onto Big Mac, he shot back.

"Applejack Apple cut this nawn sense! We've talked abowt fis."

Something wasn't right the world was spinning and he knew why, the syringe in his chest.

"I'm sorry Mac there was no otha way. I've been doing this for years adding it to yer drink at dinner. This is the first time I had to resort to this." AJ whimpered,"This is my own concoction it's more effective than bear tranquilizer." Bam Mac was out, landing underneath a golden delicious tree.

When he woke up this time he was greater by AJ's shakin rump and exposed filly parts. She was facing the other way taking the length of Big Mac's appendage.

"Yer awake!" Applejack came up for air, "I was getting worried wouldn't want ya to miss out all the fun."

"Why me Celestia? Why? Have I done something to anger you? I'm sorry but please stop these crazy mares!" Mac prayed to the Princess of Equestria, but she was just getting a laugh out of his torture.

It took a hour for the numbness to fade by this time Applejack had her fill, figuratively and literally. They laid underneath this now forbidden apple tree. AJ was nuzzled into Big Mac's side.

"That was wonderful~. I love ya Macintosh, no matter what the laws say." She admitted

"I love you too. (As a brother though but I can't tell her that)" Macintosh responded

"Ya do!"
"Eeyup"

"I'm so happy" she hugged Mac's neck

Big Mac had a rough week. It started off kind of good making love to some the prettiest mares in Ponyville, but these last two days were awkward to say the least. But it's all over now because he decided to never leave the farm again. He hide for the rest of his life avoiding all mares even his sister in the vast orchards.

"Eeyup. Sounds like a plan."

"What?" AJ inquired

"Nothin" Macintosh replied.

So this week was over and he'd never have to deal with another mare ever again, or so he thought. One of the biggest assumptions in his flaw ridden plan was that no pony would look for him. Unfortunately, he had forgotten about six fillies that were now very into him and were willing to search to the ends of Equestria for him. But for now all he needed to do was get back to the farm and make sure to wake up before Applejack to make his escape.