Pony princess meets human. Human meets pony princess. Human confuses pony princess. They have sex off screen.

The Time Cube gets involved.

This is a one shot experimental story, in which I tell a larger story through eight small conversations. It started out as a joke in a thread in the HiE Group. I started writing it and then it kept writing itself. I recommend reading the story first because the thread has some spoilers, y'know, assuming the thread interests you at all.