Eamon E. Mouse can't get a job. Things happen. Angel Bunny dies.

If horses read The Onion.

Elysium is a world governed by Harmony. In all things it is the final arbiter, but it does not judge puny rocks, nor deadly landslides. It is a system with human-shaped loopholes...

It's been more than a decade since John met Twilight and her friends, and he's getting old. He never found love for himself because... Horses. Duh. But! He did find his own happiness by becoming an honorary uncle for the next generation.

Humans and ponies are extremely different creatures with different ways of communicating. Things can get disgusting when the olfactory sense is the most important aspect of communication.

Diamond Tiara turns in a paper on pony magic.

The Elements are sealed once again, but no one is scared, no one is panicking. Twilight wants to know why.

Luna was never banished, Discord is Celestia's court jester, the Elements of Harmony do not exist, and Twilight grows more pompous and more egotistical every day. Celestia is not amused.

Pony princess meets human. Human meets pony princess. Human confuses pony princess. They have sex off screen. The Time Cube gets involved.