Deadpool In Equestria

Authors note: Yet again I tricked the audience, how you may ask? Find out now.

Twilight watched as her magic unfolded, folding and ripping time and space just to sew it back together, out of all the spells she had mastered, this was the hardest. Messing with the multiverse was a dangerous task. It was something nopony other than Starswirl the bearded had done (and him doing it lead to his disappearance), not even Celestia herself had done such a task.

However, it had to be done, or else Discord may win.

Her friends all sat down and rested, they talked about things they wanted in their life that they knew they could never get, Deadpool rested on a tree branch, talking to himself about movies that he wish he could stop himself from seeing.

He watched as his friend tried to decode the passage of the multiverse, until he eventually spoke up.

“Man whoever is writing this fanfic sucks, I mean it lacks both proper grammar and good spelling. Hey you, writer, yeah you, you’re an asshole.” He said aloud, causing all of the ponies except Twilight and Pinkie Pie to look at him.

Pinkie Pie then disagreed, “Actually, while his grammar might not be the best, his spelling is pretty good, however he is still an asshole, but a lovable one.”

Deadpool nodded, seeing that as middle ground and taking it as it is.

“Ok Deadpool I think I got in contact with your friends, Dante and Ghost Rider right.” Deadpool smiled under the mask and jumped down from the tree branch, before walking up to the dimensional video chat.

”Ghost, Dante, how is it going!?” He said, just happy to see his friends again.

”Deadpool, lets just get down to business.” said Ghost Rider.

“Listen, we need you guys more than ever here, we need to somehow open a dimensional rip that physically works before you two can enter Equestria, so I need some help getting the magic to do that.” Deadpool said, not knowing a certain lawyer overheard their conversation.

”Leave it to me.”, said Phoenix Wright, as he pulled out a pen and piece of paper.

“Phoenix,” Dante put his hand on Phoenix’s shoulder, “I don’t think it is that simple that a mortal like you can do it.”

“Never underestimate the power of a contract, isn’t that right Ghost Rider.” Phoenix chuckled as Ghost Rider grunted at the comment.

Phoenix then wrote down a document, as Dante yawned.

“Discord I need you to sign here, here, here, and here, for legalized chaos to take place in 2 dimensions at once, in the event that you do not like this contract, there is no breaking out of it, make your choice.” said Phoenix as he held a paper to Discord’s face, before going into full details of the contract.

Discord lit up like a lightbulb as soon as he heard the words “legalized chaos”, just the idea of his wonderful chaos being made legal made him go crazy.

Discord grabbed the paper and signed it.

Deadpool then watched as a portal opened between the 2 dimensions.

Discord roared in anger at Phoenix Wright, “You TRICKED ME!”,

He shouted this before Phoenix’s face before Phoenix simply replied

“HOLD IT! I did nothing of the sort, do you have any idea how chaotic an dimensional gap being opened is? I am not like the other lawyers who just screw you over, I gave you full details about the contract and gave exactly what you wanted.”.

Discord then got even more enraged and literally picked Phoenix up and through him into the portal, when Phoenix landed on the other side, Discord taunted them before closing the portal.

“YOU GOT YOUR DAMN HELP! BUH-BYE!”

“Well we wanted, Dante and Ghost Rider and ended up getting the lawyer!” Deadpool facepalmed.

Pinkie Pie being optimistic as usual said, “We wanted a skull and a frat boy and ended up getting someone who trolled a god.”

Deadpool sighed and introduced them, “Phoenix these are the Mighty Morphin Pony Rangers, Pony Rangers, this is Phoenix Wright.”

Twilight sighed and said “Why do you keep calling us that!?”