Deadpool In Equestria

Deadpool walked down the steps slowly, he had to admit, he thought a portal to hell would look much scarier, it did in the movies and in those boring history classes, but then again he was geared to the teeth with weapons.

The ponies and Phoenix were following him, their steps almost in synchronization. They were all creeped out just by the sight of things.

To explain it, it was dimly lit by glowing decapitated heads that were chained to the ceiling, though decapitated the heads seemed to be fully conscious as their eyes followed Deadpool. The walls were made of what looked like blood covering rusted metal.

The strange, and rather terrifying, thing about the walls was every time you looked at them, it would depict an image of you dying, each one a more horrifying death than the last, always with words like, ‘Arrogant mercenary’ or ‘Turn back’ underneath.

The stairs would make shrieking noises with each step, as though it were someone’s face being stepped on, but it wasn’t always a shrieking noise, sometimes it was a crazed laughter, sometimes it was the step yelling “Yes, the pain!” and sometimes it was “Turn back.”

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were trying to look tough, Fluttershy and Rarity were REALLY uncomfortable, Twilight was questioning how it was physically possible, and Phoenix was saying it was almost as creepy as some of the people he had to cross examine.

Deadpool, however, kept moving forward.

“Damn Mephisto, no one fucks with MY BRAIN, and gets away with it.”, Deadpool mumbled as he walked forward.

“How about we settle this over a nice broadway musical?”, He heard Mephisto’s voice laugh as it echoed in his head.

Deadpool just clenched his fist.

“The only good musical is Avenue Q, and maybe Pick of Destiny.”,  He replied.

He was ready to freaking kill Mephisto, after all that had happened, all the innocents who had been possessed or killed. He was ready to end it all with a single slash.

“You do realize you are sealing your own fate by coming down here, right?” , Mephisto’s voice exclaimed.

“Oh please, what are you going to do? Turn me into a Baraka rip-off with laser eyes, hate to break it to you, but a team of bad writers beat you to it.”, Deadpool replied.

By the time they reached Mephisto’s realm, Rarity was having the other ponies carry her at a certain height so that she didn’t have to step on the ‘filthy speaking abominations’.

They looked around the area to see heroes beaten and lying, almost dead.”

“Okay, Phoenix, you and the ponies go take care of the others. Mephisto has pissed me off enough as it is.”

As Deadpool slowly walked down the hallways he looked at the souls that had been claimed, and put in the “collection” each soul displayed the person frozen in what appeared to be dark magic, Deadpool browsed and said the names aloud.

“Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Judas, Richard Nixon, Walt Disney, Ted Bundy, Fredderick Barbarossa, Christopher Columbus, Jack Hammer, Theresa Cassidy.”

Deadpool then paused.

“Weasel? Siryn?”

The hellish voice that had been tormenting him came from behind him, this time deeper and more taunting.

“I see you have found the 2 newest additions, I added them just for you.”

Deadpool turned around and pulled out two guns to see nothing there, before Mephisto popped up in front of him and grabbed him by the neck.

Mephisto spoke again, this time his voice even more fierce.

“You really thought that you could win this battle.”, he said before throwing Deadpool on the ground, then burst out from underneath Deadpool with an uppercut thus launching him into the air.

Deadpool pulled out a pistol and shot Mephisto straight in the head.

“You’re going to regret that.”, Mephisto said before he teleported behind Deadpool and slammed him to the ground.

“Don’t you get it? You can’t stop me. You are a mere mutant freak, while I rule the realm of the damned.”

Deadpool struggled to get back up, his healing factor wasn’t even working! What was going on?

As Mephisto got ready to step on his skull, a blast of light interrupted the fight.

“Sorry sugarcube, can’t let you do that.”, came a familiar southern voice.

Applejack stood before them, wearing the Element of Honesty upon her neck.

Deadpool’s healing factor kicked back in as his broken bones snapped back into place. He looked at Applejack.

“Kid you don’t know what you are getting yourself into.” Deadpool said, warning her not to interrupt the fight. He then grabbed his 2 glock 17 semi-automatic pistols and fired 3 bullets into Mephisto.

“Love makes you do crazy things.”, she replied, making Deadpools eyes pop open.

“SAY WHAT!?”

Applejack only giggled at his reaction before shooting another blast at Mephisto, this one he managed to block.

The demon walked towards her.

“Weak, pathetic, WORTHLESS!”, he yelled as he was seething with rage.

5 more blast came from behind Applejack as the rest of the ponies walked in.

“Sorry, Mephisto, but friends stick together. “ Twilight said as the ponies floated in the air.

A huge blast of erupted from the Elements of Harmony, which Deadpool then used as his chance to run across the room and stab Mephisto straight in the eye with his katana.

Deadpool collapsed.and everything faded to black.