Deadpool In Equestria

"Stupid fan fiction writer." ,Deadpool grumbled as he jumped from building to building over the empty streets of Ponyville in the middle of the night, he was frustrated that he hadn't found the chance to make the dramatic entrance , but that was about to change , change via epic battle. He saw a purple unicorn with a baby dragon taking a note, both seemingly in a depressed mood.

The unicorn was telling the dragon to write the following down.

"Dear Princess Celestia ,

When a pony makes fun of another , bad things end up happening, and nopony should react by means of murder, but such was the case with Lyra and Bon Bon, it is strange and doesn't make sense, Bon Bon never made fun of how Lyra acted and sat before, so why now , and why would Lyra even go that far as to murdering somepony. Is this the work of the Mephisto demon you told me about?

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle"

Deadpool was shocked at this revelation.Was it THAT Mephisto?

"It has to be that mother ****er.", he said aloud, maybe too loud, Twilight turned around.

"Who is there!?" She yelled before a smoke grenade landed at her feet.

"Your worst nightmare.", He quoted Rambo 3 coming through the smoke with his katanas out and ready for battle, mainly because he saw it as his chance for a dramatic entrance.

Twilight responded angrily ,"We'll see about that!" using her unicorn magic to clear the smoke,after it cleared she barely dodged the katana that lunged at her face countering the attack with her horn. The young dragon merely kept yelling out five names.

Deadpool was blocking stabs and reflecting magic with his swords, the battle seemed to be waking up the locals. He had managed to knock the purple unicorn down,violently slamming his boot onto her stomach to hold her in that position and was about to deliver the finishing blow before he was hit in the face by a .... piece of cake?

He wiped the pastry off of his face and said "Birthday cake? 3 words b*tch,  Key, lime, pie." He looked up and saw a pink earth pony, who looked rather angry with him.

"My name is Pinkie Pie and you do not hurt my friends!" , Pinkie pie yelled before throwing 3 more cakes at him. He quickly responded by yelling.

"Time to waste ammo and food!" before pulling out his guns and blowing each one up, then he swiftly ran up and kicked Pinkie pie in the jaw as she yelled.

"Stupid fan fiction writer!".

Deadpool yawned.

" Come on, cake and magic are cool , but give me a challenge!", as soon as he said this he felt something kick his back,hard, practically breaking it.

"That aughta take care of him." said an orange pony with a cowboy hat and a triumphant look on her face , of course due to his healing factor, he got right back up and punched his  opponent square in the face.

Deadpool laughed at the failed assassination and said

"Remember you can't spell assassin without sin, AND TWICE THE ASS!".

Now the ponies got mad ,the orange one threw a lasso, the purple one tried to shoot him with a magic ray , and the Pink one had what looked like a ......  pogostick flamethrower hybrid , all 3 fired at him but he just jumped and counter fired,

but while in mid air, a bue pegasus with a rainbow mane rammed him from behind.

"Hey, its not cool to fight and not include me!",it yelled. It turned for another charge, but this time Deadpool was ready, as it lunged at him he held out his katana and injured her leg.

"Rainbow Dash!" came a rather fancy sounding voice.

Deadpool landed on the ground ,but as soon as he did a floating carpet came along and wrapped around him, squeezing him like a constrictor ,and then he heard a rather soft shy voice say in a stern tone.

"Noone hurts my friends." before seeing a huge bear run up, he pulled out a knife and cut free of the carpet before jumping into the air and loading a clip of bullets into the creature.

He saw the ponies were joined by two more, a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane , and a white unicorn with a purple mane.

He stood there in awe at how they were able to keep up the fight before he simply calmed down and said, "Oh look its the Power rangers."