Deadpool In Equestria

Hey guys, unlike the previous chapters that were a little on the unpolished side , this one will have better spelling and grammar hopefully, I followed Insert Clever Names Advice

"Power What?", Twilight asked as she tried to decipher the comment Deadpool just made.

"Power Rangers.", Pinkie Pie corrected Twilight, "Its on Channel 181, exactly 2 channels above The HUB" .

Twilight got focused back on the matter at hand, "You may be able to break bones, but you can't break up our friendship!".

Deadpool just shrugged at this comment and said "Why are you being so cheesy?" following it up with another question "Can an explosion break your friendship?".

The ponies then all noticed the grenade at there hooves and Rainbow Dash grumbled "Son of a ....."

"PINEAPPLE SURPRISE" Deadpool interrupted her.

The battle was over, Deadpool had won. The ponies were dead, no way to confirm the kill, but no way anyone could have survived it.  Deadpool felt he had killed a civilian, and was ashamed for this act , but he kept trying to reassure himself those weren't civilians. Strangely it seemed as though all civilian horses had evacuated.

"Man you made glue out of those dumb horses!", A strange voice laughed behind him. The voice sounded more crazed than Deadpool himself.

"Allow me to introduce myself."  it said as a form began to appear in front of him. "I am Discord, I am what created you." Discord said as though proud of some kind of artwork.

Deadpool just stood there a second before saying "No you didn't the MARVEL Comic Book Writers did. Unless....DADDY!!", He yelled this as he ran up and hugged Discord, whom pushed him off.

"No you fool , I'm what made you what you are today , I'm CHAOS! CHAOS which drove you to insanity! CHAOS which was the reason you got the cancer, Chaos which is why you are such a good mercenary! GOT IT!"

Yet again Deadpool just stood there before proudly saying "I always knew my dad would be pleased at my mercenary work.".Of course Discord reacted to this by slapping him.

"Listen kid I am not your dad, I am just what made you what you are today." Discord looked him in the eye, now twitching with anger.

Deadpool then cluelessy asked "Then why are you here?".

Discord was now yelling with fury "I WAS ABOUT TO GET TO- YOU KNOW WHAT, NO YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE!". With that he teleported far away from Deadpool.

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Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle.

“What happened?”, said Twilight, struggling to remember everything before the flash of light that had hit her, then all of the sudden it came back to her.

“WHERE IS HE!?” she heard Fluttershy yell louder than she had at the Gala from the other room, normally she would be surprised at this but after the events of that battle, it seemed perfectly normal, they had just gotten practically destroyed, their friendship had been made a mockery of, and worst of all, it was done because they let their guard down, otherwise they could have easily known about the explosives.

“He was just trained in what you were not my student.”, said a familiar voice.

“Princess Celestia!”, Twilight said, afraid that she was unworthy of being in Celestia’s presence.

“Wait how do you know about the battle?” Twilight paused for a second trying to comprehend this.

Celestia giggled “My student I am the sun’s spirit, whatever it sees, I see.” she stopped laughing right after that sentence. “The town practically evacuated itself seeing the madness, after that was done, I was safe to teleport you here.”

The rest of the Mane 6 walked in, Rarity was the first to speak, “What was that, and why did he have such terrible taste in fashion, I mean red and black?!”

Of course the others ignored the second question before Celestia gave an answer to the first.

“He was a human, a creature that hasn’t been in Equestria for thousands of  years and counting.” ,Celestia said, as though she was angry. “The original went by the name of Michelle or as you know her, Celestia.”

Of course the ponies were stunned by this answer, an awkward silence came across them. An awkward silence that Fluttershy broke.

“Is there a story, your..um..majesty?” Fluttershy asked in her usual kind nature. (still getting over the Iron Will incident) Celestia simply replied with the truth. “ I was young and foolish back then, a 16 year old girl, I found Equestria after my parents had died, and I was sent from Ireland to Camelot.”

Pinkie Pie interrupted, “Ooh this is like that story by C.S. Lew-.”  Rainbow Dash swiftly put a hoof in her mouth.

“Anyway I had journeyed into a  cellar in the basement, in the back of the cellar,there was a door.”,  Celestia continued, “Behind that door was a field. This field would later become my quiet place for thinking. One day, I took my boyfriend Joshua and my sister Mary. I am sure you are aware of who they became. One day when I was seventeen, Mephisto finally had shown himself, giving us the deal to become gods, which we foolishly took, turning me and Mary into horses and Joshua into a draconequus. Later, after I had used my powers to establish inhabitants of the land, Mephisto showed up again, and fooled Joshua a second time, with promise of more power, this power, unbeknown st  to Joshua, was corrupted. Mephisto then decided to keep showing up until we used the Elements of Harmony on Discord, then he had seen we had found the power to defeat him.”

“So we can beat Mephisto?” asked Twilight.

“Not without the human” Celestia replied, putting a look of denial on the other ponies faces

Author notes: Ok so i have notices alot of ponies tracking this, but what I value more than being tracked is a comment, so please try to leave those more often, as comments tell me where I need to improve in certain categories or if someone is getting out of character,my main goal being quality, I feel critique is important to the fic.