Deadpool In Equestria

Authors notes : Dear audience, apparently McDonald’s Applejack thinks this story could use some romance, normally people would ship Deadpool with Pinkie Pie, but I found that to be too predictable, so I went into the clusterf*ck mess known as my mind and this is what I managed to piece together, of course out of all things I wanted to choose I had one priority It had to be a crackship

McDonald’s Applejack’s notes: Y’all need to learn when a piece of literature needs a touching moment to separate it from an Al Pacino movie.

Authors notes : Don’t talk shit about Scarface. >:-(, Please read the earlier chapters before scolding me about this one, and remember the grammar picks up on chapter 3. And before you point out any plot holes involving Thanos, read the full chapter please.

Applejack lay there in her tent, having trouble sleeping, every time she did, she kept thinking of “him”. He had not only tried his best to cheer her up when she was fighting the hardest emotional struggle she ever had, he had also,less than 30 minutes ago, pulled up the greatest song she had ever heard, for the soul purpose of saving her and her friends.

Even if under that mask was an abomination, all she would see would be a handsome knight who just took off his helmet, and why shouldn’t she, at his heart, where it counts, he was shining a mighty light of beautiful platinum, no matter how messed up his face and mind were.

Was he violent? Yes. Was he insane? Yes. But did he care about friends? YES!  He had his flaws, but he had his pros too.  He was a caring friend, who was determined to get missions received done, and he showed that under the mercenary exterior, is a caring man.

However, he was human, she wasn’t, accompanied by the fact she wielded one of the Elements of Harmony making her immortal, he would die one day.

It was something that couldn’t work no matter how hard she tried, no matter how hard she wanted to be with him, no matter how hard she tried.

He probably didn’t even feel the same way about her. He probably saw her as one of six, just six horses to him, six weak and measly horses. She was a farm girl and he was a mercenary, she liked apple pie and he like chimichangas, she wore a hat and he wore a mask. If they were so different, then why did she like him so much after barely knowing him?  Was it a stupid hormonal thing? Had she gained some kind of fetish, or were these actual feelings?

This was something she would have to find out, and find out before they defeated Mephisto.

Deadpool went back to looking at the stars, he saw the famous Equestrian “Don’t fear the Reaper” star, and of course that brought back painful memories of a loved one, a loved one Thanos had cursed him never to see, a loved one that made him want to die as soon as possible, a loved one that was Death itself. Death was the one bit of happiness he had in his life, and that was enough for him, but what about now, would she want him to move on, would she want him to be free. No, her opinion does not matter now as she does not affect him anymore, he is immortal, a burden he must deal with.

Still, since he will never know what could have been, then what could be. What would his future hold for him that he hasn’t already found. Emotions of that calibre were for those weaker than the 4th wall.  Yet he found himself falling for Death, why? Deadpool, then heard a trotting noise behind him.

“Hey Applejack.” He said.

Applejack looked at him and asked  “How did you know it was me?”

Deadpool then replied with a simple yet understandable answer, “I’ve learned to tell the difference in how each of you walk, you each have a unique walk that fits your personality. By the way you might wanna duck”. She did as told and watched as a bladed wing glided over her.

Before the 2 of them stood 20 discorded royal guards, each one ready for battle. Deadpool took out his swords and said “Come and get me.”, before they all charged at him and Applejack.

Deadpool was using his blades to knock his opponents off course, before stabbing them, Applejack hit her opponents in the chest with her hooves, but the more they took down the more came in waves, they seemed to not notice this, and struggled to keep fighting while keeping the opponents away from the other tents.

(Cue battle montage to this song)

Finally it happened, a guard got a hit on Applejack’s leg, Applejack fell to the ground in pain, before Deadpool came to her aid and battled off the attacker before defending her from being further injured. He then took out both of his guns and fired repeatedly spraying projectiles at opponents, making sure he stayed close to Applejack so that she would survive this fight.

He was fed up and eventually yelled out the other 5 ponies names to help Applejack live through the fight, as soon as the rest of the Mane 6 saw the state she was in they rushed her into Fluttershy’s tent for medical care.

Deadpool then finished off the remaining guards with the help of 4 of 6 ponies while Fluttershy attended Applejacks wound.  The site of blood and gore was horrid.

Deadpool sat there and stared before going to bed.

Chapter end.