Deadpool In Equestria

Authors notes: See I got back to it, and also I would like to introduce my co writer for this and my Dead Rising story, Mcdonald’s Applejack toy that I got today, Ironically I got her with my Big Mac.

Mcdonalds Applejack’s notes : Hi, we are both dissapointed with this chapter and hope to do better in the next few, but we feel this barely is quality enough. We highly advise newer readers to read earlier chapters and to please excuse the grammar mistakes made in chapters 1 and 2.

Deadpool was sitting there next to the campfire the ponies had set, they had a long journey ahead of them, and to tell the truth, he was doubting whether or not he could beat Mephisto. This was Mephisto they were talking about, an actual devil. He could have powers Deadpool had never even seen.

“Hey, um, Mr. Deadpool.” Fluttershy walked up behind him, He didn’t turn around but simply responded to her voice.

“Shouldn’t you be asleep by now, kid.” Deadpool responded, forgetting any manners he might have had.

“That’s the thing, I can’t, I have trouble without Angel.” She closed her eyes, expecting him to laugh out loud, but instead Deadpool just laid back and looked at the stars.

Deadpool then said “Yeah (Inhale) I am having trouble sleeping mah self.(Exhale)”  Fluttershy then sat down next to him and looked up at the stars.

“So any fancy constellations here?”  Deadpool asked, trying to use a broken piece of glass as a telescope.

Fluttershy started pointing out the constellations “Discord’s beginning” and “Celestia’s beginning”.

“I’ll tell you what kid, if you can go the night without Angel, I’ll keep my mouth shut as long as you need.” Deadpool insisted, with his fingers crossed behind his back.

Fluttershy despite not knowing anything about crossed fingers, knew he was lying.

“Applejack taught me to spot a liar from a mile away.”, Fluttershy said.

“Well if you can do that, than you can spot a potentially life-threatening danger from a mile away.”    Deadpool said.

Fluttershy asked how that worked.

“I don’t know, they’re your damn eyes.” Deadpool had replied, in his usual nature.

Fluttershy asked “Why do you wear a mask when everyone’s asleep, its not like anyone’s gonna freak out. I’m the elements of kindness, beauty doesn’t really concern me.”  Deadpool then, not questioning her wisdom, actually took off his mask, and she kept her promise, she just looked at him normally. They had a casual (Well casual for Deadpool) discussion, and he finally convinced her to get some sleep.

Hours later, Deadpool looked up at the constellation “Discords Reign”,  to see the oddest thing he ever had.  The constellation started moonwalking before it actually looked at him, he took a second to ponder what was going on, but he just couldn’t. Suddenly the chaos dude from earlier appeared before his very eyes. He put the mask back on and ran after the creature into the  Everfree forest. The chaotic creature then grew 3 times its own size, fangs sharpening, eyes turning blood red, and fingers turning into claws, It looked like a movie monster now,  Deadpool stepped back as it laughed.

“ AFTER 2000 YEARS, I AM COMPLETE!” It had said, its voice sounded like pure thunder, its face looked like Godzilla’s. It charged up a blast aiming directly for Deadpool.

Deadpool had to think fast, he knew this creature loved 2 things chaos and things that didn’t make sense. He slowly looked up to Discord and said “ Hey before you kill me I have a challenge for you.”

Discord cancelled the beam and said “You dare to challenge a god, one with such arrogance better be worth while.” Deadpool snickered.

Deadpool took a deep breath and sung “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OOOOFFFFF, GIVE ME ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF”!

Discord, of course, laughed, “ A rock off ? Really, fine, what are your terms, what’s the ca-aa-aatch.?”

Deadpool heard a noise behind him and  smiled seeing the Mane 6 were awake ,” If I win you must take your sorry ass down to hell, also you will have to pay for my chimichangas”

Discord rubbed his beard, “And what if I win?”

Deadpool pointed his finger at the Mane 6 and said “All yours”

Discord then shrugged “Fine, let the rock off, BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!” Discord said as a

fire appeared around him and Deadpool.

♫

I’m Discord the devil, I love metal..... Check this rip ITS FUCKING TASTY.

(Guitar rift)

I am Discord I can do what I want

Whatever I’ve got I’m gonna flaunt.

There’s never been a rockoff that I’ve ever lost.

I can’t wait to take the 6 ponies with me.

I’m gonna rape and torture each one with glee.

Oh man I’ve never felt so free ♫

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Discord was then hit by an actual rock.

“You really need to go over the rules before you play, but if that is the kind of rock off you wanna do then okay.”

Deadpool said, before Discord angrily poofed a guitar in his hands.Then Deadpool noticed the ponies behind him shedding tears and saying goodbye to one another, each taking there precious time, as though it were there last day together. He felt it again, he felt guilt, he then stood up and looked Discords smirking face in the eye, he was going to win this, or at least make sure Discord didn’t.

“

And besides, that song isn’t classified as rock, its classified as shit.” He said. “THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!”

Deadpool then stood up proudly and sung what was probably the greatest song ever.

♫ ( Worlds greatest guitar rift)

She's got a smile that it seems to me

Reminds me of childhood memories

Where everything

Was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face

She takes me away to that special place

And if I'd stare too long

I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine

Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies

As if they thought of rain

I hate to look into those eyes

And see an ounce of pain

Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place

Where as a child I'd hide

And pray for the thunder

And the rain

To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine

Sweet love of mine

Where do we go

Where do we go now

Where do we go

Sweet child o' mine

♫

Discord was stunned at this, he had been beaten by a mortal. The Mane 6 also stared in awe at Deadpool just shrugged and watched as a portal to hell opened and consumed Discord.

It was a site to see, watching as the Draconequus sank in the fires of hell, Deadpool knew that the wicked, know matter what dimension, would end up in those very flames of Mephisto’s realm.