One hundred Hells

It was midnight over Equestria, and the stars twinkled brightly as the moon hung lazily in the night sky. In this, the darkest and calmest of nights, not a creature stirred, not pony, nor cricket. However, this tranquility was not to last. meanwhile, as this was going on, A mysterious shooting star fired quickly over Ponyville in the night, the object moving so fast, that the thing created a sonic boom waking a few of the residents as it crashed into an area farther to the north, between Ponyville and Canterlot. As it crashed, it loosed a boom that shattered windows and eardrums alike, causing an immediate investigation by the Princesses. Little did they realize, however, the object they now sought was a package. It's contents? A human, or, rather, an eldrich entity known as an Eldrazi, turned into a human by a vengeful god. The "human" awoke with a start, and tried to remember what happened. Suddenly, it remembered: His name was Hedronox, and he had to die one more time before his curse could be lifted. His curse, you see, was to live 100 lives, and die each time by natural causes, or getting killed by someone else. However, their was a catch: He could not age, and he could not commit suicide, or he'd have to start over from the beginning of that life. With his goal in mind, he was determined to get right down to making enemies, so he could get on with his Eldrazi life. Looking around, he noticed lights in the distance. It had to be a town, but it was too late at night to make an appearance yet. He had to blow in, topple some trash cans, and resist arrest. How hard could that be? After all these years of dying and reincarnating, dying was practically second nature. It wouldn't matter soon, though. As soon as he became an Eldrazi again, he was going to be practically untouchable, as he was going to kick that god in the nuts. Then, he up and made his way to town, hoping to make as many enemies as possible.
"Then destroy them after they kill me..." mumbled Hedronox to himself as he walked toward the village.