Creepy ponies

Jeff was sitting on Pinkie's couch eating a bagel with Brvr next to him.

"You should get a job." Brvr told him.

"I have a job, it's here." Jeff reminded him.

"No, I mean a legal job." Brvr had helped with cupcakes once, that was enough to know it wasn't legal at all.

"But legal jobs suck." Jeff complained. "They have rules."

"Doesn't everything?"

"But working for a legal job is worse than working for Slendy, and that's really bad."

"Slendy had rules?" Brvr asked, surprised.

"Yeah. but I never followed them." Jeff answered. "Pretty sure nobody else bothered to read them, well, except Hoodie and Masky of course."

"I remember them, they gave me cheesecake once."

"Cool, me too." Jeff finished his bagel and they stared at where a TV would be.

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Sally was walking to school. It was gonna be her first day in school since she'd joined Slender mansion. She was kind of nervous. She didn't have Charlie, her teddy bear. She wasn't aloud to bring him to school with her. She didn't mind too much. It would be hard to carry him around since she was an earth pony. When she got to the school she saw many fillies being dropped off by parents or guardians. Some looked happier to be there than others. Sally liked school more than most fillies, probably because she lived with insane murderers now. She just followed the fillies to a classroom. She took her seat next to a silver filly with glasses. The filly looked at her with a disapproving look. Sally looked back with a smile.

"Could you, like, move please?" The filly asked. "My friend was gonna sit there."

"Sorry." Sally moved to the other seat next to the filly. A pink filly with a tiara sat next to the silver one. They were in the middle row. Sally sat there, waiting for the teacher to come into the classroom. After about a minute a purple-ish mare trotted into the room.

"Good morning, class." She greeted the students.

"Good morning, Miss Cheerilee." The class echoed.

Sally smiled. At least the teacher was nice.

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Ben was helping Spike sort Twilight's books. Twilight was in the room too, but she was reading something.

"So, what order do we sort these in?" Ben asked.

"Alphabetically by the last letter in the authors first name." Twilight answered.

Ben rolled his eyes. "That's gonna be so easy." He said sarcastically.

"You're the one who wanted to live here." Twilight reminded him, looking up from her book.

"Yeah, I know, it's just, I never had to do any chores where I used to live." It was fairly true, Slendy had told him to do many chores, but he never bothered. Masky usually ended up doing everyone's, except Slendy's, chores. "I wish Masky was here." Ben mumbled, looking on the covers of the books to see which one to place next.

"Who?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, just the hardest worker from where I used to live." Ben answered, stalking a few books on the shelves. "Always did my chores." Surprisingly, with Spike and Ben working it didn't take long at all. 20 minutes at the most.

"So, you're sure you won't cause any trouble like your friend?" Twilight asked him for the 50th time that day.

Ben did the motions for 'cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye', Not knowing that here, it was the Pinkie promise.

Twilight smiled, satisfied. "Okay, that's good to know." She started reading again.

"So, could I go out? There isn't much to do here." Ben honestly just wanted to see what chaos Jeff had caused.

Twilight just nodded.

Ben opened the door with his magic. He could have sworn when he left he heard someone say 'Foooooooorrrrreeeeeevvvveeeeeerrr' Or something like that as he left. He ignored it as a sign of video game withdraw and walked to where Jeff lived. He saw the bakery and knocked.

"Who is it, we don't wanna buy anything." Jeff said from inside.

"It's me, Jeff." Ben answered. "Let me in."

"Oh, we also don't want any idiots in this house."

"Then leave." Ben replied. "I just wanted to come and see if you'd caused any chaos yet, It's fun to watch the results."

The door opened. Jeff was standing on the other side. "I was just thinking it would be fun to cause some havoc."

"What kind of havoc where you thinking?" Ben asked.

"Well, While nobody's gone to sleep since we got here, I was thinking trying your method and going with mental anguish."

Ben smiled, Maybe Jeff was finally growing a brain. Nah, that's ridiculous, Ben thought. "So, what kind of mental anguish were you thinking of?"

"Well, I thought I'd start out small, like an impossible question." Jeff replied, sitting on the couch.

"Really, you thinking of an impossible question? I'll be back next century." Ben said, sitting next to Jeff.

"No, I already thought of one." Jeff told him.

Ben gave him a "Really?" Look.

"Yeah." Jeff answered.

"What is it?"

"What does the fox say?" Jeff asked.

Ben looked confused at first, then laughed.

"What, too good?"

"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard." Ben said after he was done laughing.

"What, but It took me hours to think of."

"Jeff, why?" Ben didn't know what to say other than 'why'.

"Cause I'm fabulous Ben, you wouldn't understand."

Ben just rolled his eyes. "You've been in this house for a few hours and you're already being stupid."

"You're just jealous because you can't think of awesome questions." Jeff glared at Ben. "Slendy said I'm special."

"You are special, Jeff." Ben said sweetly. "Special in the head." He started laughing again.

"You think I'm smart?" Jeff asked.

Ben looked at Jeff. "Wait, you think...?" He then laughed so much he was literally rolling on the floor. "Jeff, you're stupid, you really, really are."

"You're mean."

"I know I am, It's just too fun to be mean to you."

Jeff rolled his eyes. "You say that now, but when we see Zalgo again we'll see who is better."

"And? We already know I'm better than you, at least in the head."

"Well, I have a knife."

"And? I'm still more sane than you."

"Well, Harry has 4 nipples! Your argument is invalid!"

They both stayed silent for a while. "I guess I can't argue with that." Ben said, and they both started laughing.

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Jack was sitting on a random cloud munching on some kidneys Jeff had given him the day before. He was watching the neighborhood as he ate. Nothing much was going on. A cream colored mare was sitting on a bench alone, usually a mint colored unicorn would sit next to her. Jack chuckled and looked at the piece of half eaten kidney. "I wonder how the cupcakes will taste?" He looked back down. A few shops with a small amount of customers. "Why is nobody out today?" Jack wondered aloud. He then felt something, or someone, land next to him on the cloud. He looked over. A gray pegasus mare with golden hair and eyes sat next to him.

"Hi." She greeted him, her eyes crossing as she did so.

"Hello." He greeted her in return, taking a bite of kidney.

"What'cha eating?" She asked.

"Nothing." Jack answered. "At least, nothing important, just something that was supposed to be part of a cupcake."

"Can I try some?" The mare asked.

"No." Jack answered. He hated sharing kidneys, Of course he didn't do it too often considering he didn't live with anyone who would want any.

The mare looked sad for a second, then looked happy again. "What's your name?" She asked. "I'm Derpy."

"I'm Jack." Jack introduced himself. "And I know that you're derpy, but what's your name?"

The mare giggled. "No, silly, My name is Derpy. Derpy Hooves."

"The name fits." Jack told her. "Of course, I've seen derpier." He was referring to Jeff.

"Are you new to town, cause I haven't seen you around here." Derpy asked.

Jack nodded, shoving the rest of the first kidney in his mouth. "I came here with two friends, we had to move because of, let's say issues at home." Jack licked the blood off his muzzle and put the other kidney into his hoodie pocket for later and slid his mask back into place.

"What are your friend's names?" Derpy asked.

"Jeff and Ben." Jack answered. "AKA, biggest idiots of the village." Jack laughed, trying to remember all the times they'd been stupid, which was way more than could be thought in a few seconds.

"Oh, I've met Jeff, He helps Pinkie make Cupcakes and muffins." Derpy licked her lips at the thought of muffins.

"Have you helped Pinkie pie bake anything?" Jack asked, honestly hoping to get another kidney.

"Well, once she offered to teach me how to bake muffins." Derpy answered. "It was really fun."

Jack tried to imagine Derpy and Pinkie ripping the the guts out of someone. It was easy to imagine, but it made him hungry, so he imagined dragons for a few seconds. "Did she tell you the secret ingredient?"

"Yeah, I rarely ever use the secret ingredient, it's too much work and focus to get."

Jack smiled under his mask. "I could have Jeff bake you some muffins with the secret ingredient." He offered, knowing he'd get more kidneys if more things needed to be baked.

"That's okay, I can just buy them from Pinkie, but thanks for the offer." Derpy looked on her arm where a watch would be. "Oh no, I have to get going, If I'm late I'll be in trouble." She flew away in the direction of a secluded place where Jack used to talk with Jeff and Ben.

Jack shook his head, smiling. "Looks like there are some ponies in this town we can relate to."

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Sally was going out to recess. They had been learning about fractions in class today. She already knew this stuff because of Slendy, but she listened anyway. She walked over to the swings. A lot of fillies were playing together, but she didn't mind playing alone. As she hopped onto the swing the two fillies from earlier, the pink and silver ones she now knew as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"I want on the swing." Diamond demanded.

Sally just smiled and moved away. "Okay, you can go first if you like." She wanted to complain about how she was there first and she shouldn't have to move, but her parents had always told her to be polite, plus it wasn't that big a deal, she wasn't that mad.

Diamond shoved her out of the way and hopped on the swing. Sally fell face first in the mulch.

"Hey, you can't just do that! I let you on." She said as she got up.

Diamond rolled her eyes and had Silver Spoon push her. The swing flew right next to Sally and Diamond "accidentally" kicked her.

Sally skidded away and her back hit the metal ladder of the slide. She was stunned for a second. Then she was angry. Why was this kid being mean to her, she was being perfectly nice like Her parents and Slendy had taught her. She got up and glared at Diamond and Silver, tears starting to form in her eyes. She thought of something. "What would the others do?"  She wondered. The answer came quickly, they would fight. She shook her head, she couldn't fight, at least not physically. Sure, she was stronger than Diamond and Silver, but she would surely be scolded when she got home, at least by Pinkie. She imagined Jeff praising her for beating them up, his only regret was her not putting them in the hospital. No, she'd get suspended, or worse. The thought was nice though. As she was imagining beating the crap out of the two a spray of mulch flew at her. She looked up. Diamond had skidded her feet, or hooves on the ground and kicked mulch at Sally.

"Oops, sorry." She said sarcastically.

Sally shook the mulch out of her mane and walked up to Diamond. "Leave me alone."

"What are you gonna do if we don't?" Silver taunted.

Sally glared at her and swung a hoof to punch her, hitting and throwing Silver face first onto the ground. Sally was stronger than most kids. At the mansion she had received training from Slendy and Jeff on how to fight. Slendy had told her to only use it for defense. Jeff said to use it whenever she wanted. She didn't usually like fighting, but Diamond and Silver were different. Not in a good way.

Silver got up and rubbed her snout. It was bleeding and ruffled. She looked shocked, as she should.

Sally heard cheering. She looked around and saw three fillies cheering. One was a yellow earth pony with red hair and a pink bow. One was a white unicorn with a purple and pink mane. The last was an orange pegasus with a purple mane.

"Knock em outta the park!" The pegasus shouted.

"Scoot." The unicorn started. "Don't you think it's mean to cheer for a fight, even if Diamond and Silver will get what's coming to them?"

The pegasus turned to the unicorn. "Don't you think it's mean for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to taunt and bully everypony?"

"Ah agree with Sweetie belle, don't ya think we should do something to stop it?" The yellow filly had a western accent.

"I guess." The pegasus responded.

"How dare you?"

Sally heard the angry voice of Diamond Tiara. She turned and looked at her, she couldn't help but smile. "How dare I what, you were being mean first."

Diamond growled. "That doesn't mean you can attack us! I'm gonna tell Cheerilee and you're gonna be in, like, so much trouble!"

Sally flinched slightly. She knew she'd get in trouble if the teacher found out, and Silver randomly walking in with a bloody nose wouldn't be ignored. She thought of the many ways the teacher could punish her. She'd never gotten in trouble before, especially not at school. She looked down at the ground with a scared expression.

"Don't worry." The yellow filly said, putting a hoof on her shoulder. "We could take the blame for ya."

Sally looked at her. "You'd do that?"

"Least we can do, I mean it was pretty funny when you hit Silver spoon."

"Thanks, I'm Sally by the way."

"Apple bloom. These are my friends."

"I'm Sweetie belle." The unicorn said.

"And I'm Scootaloo." The pegasus introduced herself proudly. "We should hang out after school."

"Okay, that sounds fun."