Creepy ponies

It had been about an hour since Jeff had found Brvr and Sally in the forest. Jeff, Jack and Ben were talking again, this time they were sure though that the conversation wouldn't end in an argument. Also Sally and Brvr were in the conversation as well.

"All I know is I'm living at Pinkie's." Jeff said.

"I can live with anyone, But if I had to choose I'd say Dash." Jack told them.

"Anyone's fine, as long as they're not too hyperactive and bipolar." Ben was staring at Jeff when he said that.

"Don't you think we should live together?" Sally asked.

"No, nobody would take 5 crazy ponies in their house." Jeff answered.

"So, how are we gonna ask them?" Jack wondered out loud. "We can't just knock on their door and say, 'Hey, we're homeless bums, take us into your home.'"

"It could work." Jeff said.

"Yeah, sure." Ben rolled his eyes. "That's what you said when we asked Slendy to buy you your own room with an Xbox 360 and a mini fridge with all the bagels you could eat."

"He could've at least got me some more bagels." Jeff murmured."Didn't have to ground me from your games for a week."

"I'm surprised it was only a week, the way you asked him." Brvr remarked.

"Everyone shut up or I'll tell the story of how I drove off the fangirls." Jeff threatened. Everyone suddenly looked scared. "Once upon a time-" Jeff began to be cut off by Ben.

"I'm sorry, We'll shut up about it!"

Jeff just smirked and nodded, then walked away. "I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna be fabulous to get a home."

"Ugh, you're not fabulous." Ben told him.

"You're right." Jeff said, sounding disappointed. "I'm beautiful."

"You are a guy, right?"  Ben asked.

"Once upon a time in the mansion-" Jeff began the story again.

"Okay, okay, be whatever you want!" Ben shouted. "I just really wanna forget what happened that day."

"Aww, Ben and his fanboys." Jeff said, mocking a sweet voice.

"Shut up, It's not my fault you and Slender are so overrated that I'm stuck with the weird ones."

"You think you have the weird ones?" Jeff started laughing. "Once I had to stop someone from killing their family because they thought it would make me like them."

"Can we please stop talking about fangirls?" Jack asked.

"Oh, yeah, see you guys." Jeff said, trotting off.

"So, what's our plan?" Ben asked Jack.

"Ask every element until we're forced to live with Jeff?" Jack suggested.

"I was gonna say follow him, but that works." They both went their separate ways. Jack took to the skies and Ben walked in the direction opposite of Jeff.

"Well, I'm following him." Brvr said to himself. "Come on Sally." The two went in the direction Jeff had.

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Jack flew up to Rainbow Dash's could house. He flew inside easily, this pony never locked her door. "Dash!" He called. No response. "Must be flying somewhere or something, I guess I'll use her stuff without permission until she gets back." He said to himself, looking through the fridge. "Nothing, I forgot ponies don't eat meat." He shut the fridge and walked to her living room. It wasn't anything too fancy. Jack didn't mind though, he was used to living in places smaller, like the morgue to get dead people kidney. He sat on the couch, very soft, like everything there. He then felt a blunt object hit his head. He looked over to see a tortoise with a propeller on the back of it's shell. He sighed and turned it around.

"I think you're getting better at flying, Tank."

He heard the voice of Dash. That didn't take long.

When she got into her living room she facehoofed. "What did I say about coming into my house uninvited?"

"Sorry about that, I was gonna talk to you about something, but you weren't here." Jack explained.

"What did you wanna talk about?" Dash asked.

"You see, I need a place to live, and we're both pegasai." Jack began. "And I really don't wanna be stuck living with Jeff."

"I don't know, there's only one bedroom, and that's mine, don't even ask." Dash started listing a few reasons why it wouldn't work out too well. "I don't make that many bits so I couldn't pay for food for both of us, oh, and one more thing."

"What is it?"

"Hmm, let's see, I don't even know you."

"First answer, I can sleep on the couch, Two, I don't need to be fed, Three, We met once when I broke into your house the first time, you can trust me."

Dash rolled her eyes. "Yeah, I'm sure I can trust someone who broke into my home before and probably wanted to kill me, or worse."

"I don't usually kill, and don't roll your eyes at me." Jack hated when people rolled their eyes, especially at him.

"Why not?" Dash asked.

"I can't roll my eyes, I don't even have eyes." Jack explained.

"That explains your cutie mark." Dash said, pointing to his flank.

He looked. There was an eye with a red X through it. "Oh, that. I thought that was a deformity or something."

"If you don't have eyes, how do you see?" Dash asked.

"Zalgo let me see, In fact, he's the one who took my eyes." Jack then facehoofed, he'd said too much.

"Who's Zalgo?"

"A...thing." Jack tried to explain. It wasn't really possible to explain what Zalgo was, even Slenderman didn't really know. "That's not important though. We're never gonna see him here, he doesn't have access to certain places."

Dash just nodded. "I guess I can accept that answer."

"Can I please stay here, at least for a day to see if it's possible to live together?" Jack asked, getting back on topic.

"Fine, but only for a day, If it doesn't work out then you're leaving." Dash answered, still not sure whether or not she could trust Jack.

Jack was smiling under his mask. "Thank you Dash, you won't regret it."

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Ben was going to Twilight's house. He knew she'd refuse him at first, but he knew she was the smartest of the elements. Ben didn't like dumb people, which is why he didn't get along with Jeff. When he got to the library there was a gray mare trying to put letters in a rock next to the mailbox. He tapped her on the shoulder and pointed to the mailbox. She gave a derpy looking sheepish smile, put the letters in the mailbox and flew away. After that Ben knocked on Twilight's door.

"Who is it?" She said as she opened the door with her magic. "Oh, hey." She wore an unamused expression.

"Hi, look, I'm sorry about last night, to be fair it was Jeff's fault, I was wondering if I could stay here a night or two."

"Are you crazy?"

"Yes." Ben replied. "Plus, you can't let me be homeless and starve for what my friend did."

"Well, I guess that's true, but why come to me?"

"Not a pegasus, can't stand girls clothing everywhere, If i lived with anyone else It would mean always being honest or living with Jeff." Ben answered. "Anymore questions?"

"Why do you guys have to live with the elements?"

"No houses for sale that are affordable, Everyone else in this town would go insane within the first day of living with us, Anymore not obvious questions?"

"Why should I trust you?"

"Because I'm the link to everything." Ben answered sarcastically. "Just kidding, As you can tell by my appearance, I'm not nearly as crazy as Jeff."

"I'm not sure, what your friend nearly did has made me almost scared to talk to strangers."

"Just a day?" Ben hated trying to convince people to do things. "If it doesn't work out, I'll leave"

"No, I can't trust you." Twilight began to shut the door.

Ben grabbed the door with his magic. "Come on, if I wasn't trustworthy I would've broken down the door and threatened you if you said no."

Twilight sighed. "You're pretty stubborn, aren't you?" She didn't sound too annoyed with him though, at least not as annoyed as you'd expect.

"Yeah, I really don't wanna live with Jeff again."

"Well, I guess, if he doesn't live with us."

Ben nodded, he now had a place to live, he just hoped the others hadn't blown it.

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Jeff knocked on Pinkie's door, pretty sure that he wouldn't have to do too much convincing.

"Oh, hey Jeff." Pinkie greeted him. "The new cupcake ingredient isn't ready yet, you'll have to come back tomorrow."

"That's now what I'm here for, I just have a question."

"What is it?" Pinkie asked.

Jeff had carefully planned out how he would ask her. It was a strategy that only he could pull off, and it was the perfect way to get anything. "I'm a homeless bum, I need a place to live, could I stay here?" Jeff gave her his best puppy dog face, it was actually quite disturbing.

"Of course, Nopony deserves to be homeless." Pinkie answered.

"Wow, that actually worked." Jeff couldn't help but say.

"I didn't think it would work either." Brvr said.

Jeff turned around. "How did you follow me?"

"By walking quietly." Brvr answered before getting a bear hug from Pinkie.

"He's so cute! What is he?" she asked.

"Can't....breath..."

"It's called a Pikachu, I would explain, but I honestly don't know much about him myself." Jeff answered.

"Lungs...burning..." Brvr was turning blue now.

"Aww, that's okay. He's just too cute and he can talk and I'm sure Fluttershy would go nuts over him." Pinkie squeezed Brvr tighter with each word.

Pikachuuuuuuu! Brvr shocked Pinkie. Her hair poofed out even more and was slightly singed.

"Oh yeah, he can use electric powers." Jeff added a bit too late.

"Wow, he's soooooo cool!" Pinkie was bouncing with excitement.

"And, C'mere Sally!" Brvr called for the filly.

Sally walked up behind Brvr, scared of being squeezed like Brvr.

"I hope you don't mind, I brought a few friends." Jeff told her.

"I don't mind at all, the more the merrier." Pinkie was bouncing to the door. "I still have some leftover cupcakes if you guys want any."