Creepy ponies

"Which one do you think you'll wanna be roommates with?" Ben asked Jeff.

"Pinkie pie probably, as long as she promises no more knife fights." He replied.

"I think I'll have Twilight, she seems like the smartest one I've met so far." Ben told Jeff. "What about you, Jack?"

"Haven't decided. I could live with anyone as long as they weren't too dumb." Jack replied.

"Ben, what makes you think Twilight will accept you after what I did in her house?" Jeff asked.

"Because technically I'm not insane, Just dead." Ben answered. "And a computer virus that is completely useless because this place has no technology."

"You used to be useful?" Jeff asked sarcastically. "Must've been before I joined, cause you were always useless around me."

"Just shut up, you and your sarcasm, I swear someday I'm just gonna put a gun to your head."

"Please do, I don't really care." Jeff said, glaring at Ben.

Ben glared back. "I bet if I put a gun to your head you'd cry and beg me to not shoot you."

"I'd just stab your shins and get it over with myself, I never in my life said I didn't wanna die. I just don't wanna get killed." Jeff took a step or two closer to Ben.

Ben stepped closer too. "You beg more than you kill, pretty ironic being called Jeff the killer."

"For Zalgo's sake, Stop fighting for once!" Jack shouted at both of them.

They both looked at Jack. "He said I was useless." Ben said, pointing at Jeff.

"He said I was a crybaby." Jeff said.

"He started it!" They both shouted.

"I don't care, You act like I'm your mother or something." If Jack had eyes he would have rolled them. "I mean really? 'he started it'? What are you, 5 years old?"

"Stop acting like you're Slendy!" Jeff turned on Jack now. "You have no right to talk to me like that."

"That's nice, coming from the most arrogant thing that ever existed." Ben laughed a little.

"You, shut up." Jeff was glaring at both of them now. "And you, Stop acting like you're my mother, My family is dead." With that Jeff ran in the direction of the Everfree forest.

"Wow...Do you think we went too far this time?" Ben asked, turning to Jack.

"Nah, He'll get over it after he realizes that without us, he's without bagels."

"I hope so. He seemed pretty mad at us." Ben was worried that Jeff would do something he'd regret when he was gone, Of course, he always worried that Jeff would do something stupid.

"How could you tell, he always randomly stormed into the forest when we lived in the mansion."

"Because he never brings his family into an argument unless he's really upset." They then both looked at each other.

"Tomorrow is Liu's birthday." Jack was the first to say it, They both knew full well when Liu's birthday was because once every year Jeff would get way more bipolar and less violent.

"We messed up, didn't we?" Ben asked, knowing the answer. They both nodded at each other. "I really hope he's alright though, We shouldn't have done that."

                                                                            ~~~

Jeff was walking through the Everfree forest. He would be running, but all the plants on the ground made it hard. For once his knife was in his pocket after one of his outbursts. He refused violence near or on Liu's birthday. After a while of walking he sat down on the roots of a tree and looked to the sky, the best he could with all the branches up high. "Maybe I went too far in that argument." He told himself. Then he shook his head. "No, They were the ones who went too far." He always talked to himself when he was alone, or at least most of the time when he was alone. Then he heard a growling sound. He looked over and nearly jumped in fear and surprise.

The Manticore from a day or so ago was standing a few feet away from him, and it did not look happy.

"Oh, Hi buddy." Jeff greeted it. "Please don't try to kill me, I really don't wanna have to fight anything today."

It growled louder and stepped closer, flashing it's stinger as it did so.

"Look, we just got off on the wrong foot, that's all. We could still be friends." Jeff tried to back away, but backed into the tree he was sitting against.

The manticore licked it's lips and leaped at Jeff. Jeff ducked, expecting to get torn to pieces. He was surprised when he didn't feel anything. Not a single scratch. He lifted his hoof from his eyes to see something just short of a miracle. A Pikachu was fighting off the manticore, and it was a Pikachu that Jeff knew more than well. "Brvr?" he said, not believing it at first.

"Yeah, It's me." Brvr answered, sending an Electro ball into the manticore's face. "If you're wondering how I got here, Fluffers."

Jeff was more than happy to see his old friend. How had he not immediately recognized him? Brvr looked different from normal Pikachu's, Brvr's cheeks, the stripes on his back and the brown part of his tail were all pitch black. He had killed all the Pokemon in the game he had been in once, Pokemon channel. He'd scared his old trainer into never picking up the game again and somehow found a way into the real world where he met Jeff. Jeff still remembered the day very clearly.

                                                                              ***

Jeff was walking through the streets in the very early morning in the middle of winter. Snow covered the ground everywhere. Jeff was only outside because he'd just got done with his nightly rounds and was returning to the forest. Slendy would be mad that he'd stayed out so late, but he didn't care. There were lots of strugglers tonight, he loved the ones that struggled and begged for their life. About halfway back to the forest, by a small store, he saw something strange in the snow. It was a large yellow spot. At first he thought nothing of it, then he noticed the shape. It was shaped just like a Pikachu. At he thought it was his mind playing tricks on him, but he couldn't seem to walk away from it. He crouched beside it and stroked it's side, definitely some sort of animal. He poked it to make sure it was alive.

Brvr looked up weakly and saw a human. He would have ran or attacked, but he had no energy left. He'd battled a Missingno to get out of Pokemon channel. That alone drained him of most of his precious energy. Then he'd ran for days, he hadn't bothered to count but he'd definitely ran for more than one day, and he'd been sleeping in the snow for hours, everything felt numb. The worst he could do to defend himself from this human was glare, it made him feel weak. but it was all he could do.

Jeff sighed. A real life Pikachu, injured, starving, freezing and dying of thirst. Slendy would hate him for what he was about to do.

The human walked away. Brvr sighed with relief. He didn't want to be bothered by humans, all he wanted to do was sleep. He rested his head back down, but just as he was about to close his eyes again he saw the human walking out of the store towards him. He sighed again, but with anger. Couldn't the humans do as he wished for once?

Jeff had stole a pack of Twinkies from the store while it was closed, he was great at picking locks with his knife. He unwrapped them and handed one to the Pikachu. He wasn't gonna eat the other one, but he knew enough about science to know not to eat too much at a time when you were starving. At first the Pikachu just stared, then nibbled, then practically swallowed the thing whole.

"Why are you helping me?" Brvr asked, knowing the human wouldn't understand. At first the human just stared, then surprisingly answered. "I can't very well let ya starve, can I?" Brvr stared, amazed. "You can understand me?"

Jeff was just as surprised as the Pikachu looked. He'd never heard of a talking Pokemon that wasn't Mewtwo or Team rocket's Meowth. "Yeah, I guess I can." He replied. "You probably won't last too long out here." Jeff started his offer. "I know a place where You'd be accepted over time, obviously not being a normal Pikachu." He noted the strange coloring on the Pikachu. Black cheeks, stripes and bottom of the tail.

Brvr looked at the human with surprise. "Why do you care?" He asked.

"Because I like animals, enough. Especially Pokemon." The human explained.  "And it would be nice to have a friend to talk to that doesn't insult me all the time."

"Friend?" Brvr asked. "But humans and I can't be friends."

"Don't be dumb, I pretty much just offered to save your life. I wouldn't do that if I didn't care."

Brvr considered this and nodded. "Okay, I'll trust you, Don't make me regret it."

Jeff picked Brvr up and tucked him into his hoodie, he was pretty small for a Pikachu. They talked on their way home. None of the other members but Smile could understand him. They were fast friends and killed together very often.

                                                                                    ***

"Fluffers is the one who brought us here too, but you probably already know that." Jeff told Brvr.

He was just driving off the manticore, finishing it off with a Thunderpunch, his signature move. "It was pretty easy to guess." He replied to Jeff. He then turned to the bushes. "Safe to come out now!" He shouted.

Jeff looked at the direction he'd shouted in, confused. Then a light pink filly with curly brown hair, green eyes and a teddy bear stepped out.

"Thanks Brvr." She said, hugging him. They were about the same size in this world.

Brvr hugged her back. "No problem, Sally."

"He sent you both, huh?" Jeff asked.

"Yeah, Fluffers and I had a rivalry and that's why I'm here. Sally was giving Smiley more attention than She was giving Fluffers, so she came with me." Brvr explained. "Why are you in the forest, You weren't here before."

"Me, Jack and Ben got into a fight. I stormed off into the forest."

Brvr nodded. He didn't bother asking what the fight was about, It didn't matter. "Where do you live?"

"Nowhere yet." Jeff explained. "We were actually talking about that before the argument."

"There's a pony near the forest who takes care of animals, I've almost approached her a few times." Brvr was talking about Fluttershy.

"Yeah, she saved me from the manticore the first time, of course I only lost because of the knife fight." Jeff remembered the knife fight, it was fun. "Maybe we should find Ben and Jack, they're probably still fighting."

"Okay, You can tell me about the knife fight on the way there."

                                                                                       ~~~

Jeff had just finished the story of the knife fight with Pinamena.

"So girls have saved your life twice?" Brvr asked.

"Don't judge me, you know I'm not at my best this time of year."

"I know, I know. Just making sure I heard right."

They heard trotting towards them. It was Ben and Jack.

"Jeff, glad we found...um..is that who I think it is?" Ben was talking but saw Brvr and Sally.

"Yep." Brvr answered, knowing ponies could understand him. He did live with Sally.

"So, you're not mad anymore, are you?" Jack asked.

"No, I'm fine. Sorry about that by the way." Jeff answered.

"No, I think I went a little too far." Ben apologized.

"It's fine, I won't hold it against you."

Jeff and Ben hugged briefly and brohoofed.