Pinkie Pie accidentally finds and disintegrates an artifact that will set off the end of Equestria- And every other universe, everywhere, through all time. She and the rest of the Mane Six have to do their best to find it, and their best better be perfect. Will they get it in time?

On that note, where is it?

I know where it is! It's-

That was a rhetorical question, Pinkie. It's there for suspense. So people will read the story.

Oh. But it's-

Just be quiet, okay, Pinkie? You can talk in the story.

Okay! See you there!