After Derpy is found offensive for a truly stupid reason, she is mole- taken away by strange forces from Equestria, ending up on Earth. Rex finds her sitting alone in the forest, crying, and he tries to help. Together, they go on crazy, pointless, never-would-have-happened-if-I-didn't-do-that adventures together for no apparent reason. Hillarity ensues.

WARNING: might contain beards, muffins, tentacles and random unexpected shenanigans. References included.



P.S. I have gotten truly insane because of lack of sleep. Don't expect anything normal from this.