Pony Youtubers Book 3: Pewdiepony, Ponyaotic, and Marzipony

    A throbbing pain, that's all it took. A throbbing pain in his forehead, and then pitch black. When he awoke, he could feel something was different. It was a familiar feeling, he knew it very well. He had... hooves. Shit... he thought, Wonder what happened. I've heard of the rifts from the boss, but I didn't think- Fuck... are the others here? He looked around, and saw two other ponies, passed out on the ground. Not the others he was referring to, but still.

    "Nine-one-one?" a voice asked. An earth pony. "Nine-one-one, what're you doing here? You aren't supposed to-"

    "The rifts." he replied, in a dead serious tone.

    "Oh, right, the rifts." the mare facehoofed, "How could I forget, four-three-seven and the boss got caught in the middle of that. Seems you've gone and done the same."

    "You remember the legend, right?" the stallion asked.

    "Yes, we were taught all there is to know about it in school." the mare thought for a moment, piecing things together, "But who would be the golden and silver brothers of above, below, and magic?"*

    "I have an idea," the stallion said, "But I'll need to talk it over with a few people, and actually meet the god damn guys."

    "Good luck, nine-one-one." the are turned around before remembering something, "Oh, you remember four-three-seven's er, how do I put this... special friend from Multiverse Number Four, right? Well, she's been thinking about paying him a visit. You'll have to make the arrangements to keep subjects nine-six-five and nine-six-seven away. ESPECIALLY nine-six-seven, he's most likely to find out."

    "I expect her to keep me updated." the stallion said, then to himself, "Why would anybody willingly go there?"

    "Wouldn't you, to see a friend?" the mare had heard him, "I mean, you travel through Multiverse One and Multiverse Two just to get to the Real World Multiverse, or Multiverse Three."

    "You know what I mean." the stallion said.

    "Whatever. So, anything to report on your studies?" the mare asked.

    "Which one?" he asked.

    "You know."

    "No, I have no idea yet why the rifts don't affect the inhabitants of Equestria." the stallion sighed, "At first, I thought it might  have to do with pony DNA, but then it affected four-three-seven, and her ancestors on one side are, in fact, pony. So, it's back to square one."

    "Don't worry, it's happened in most investigations." the mare said, "What about the... 'Bro Theory' you called it?"

    "I have no clue." the stallion said, "No matter what I do, he won't tell me how he does it! I swear, he's got some magic on his side. I do have a theory. His consciousness leaves his body, and goes there. His body, though staying behind, controls his movements there, using the keyboard and stuff. His body can also speak with others, just as he would. When he returns, these memories will be placed in his mind, yet he'll have the ones he just made in there."

    "What about the-?" the mare started asking.

    "I know, and I looked into it." the stallion sighed, "It has nothing to do with the fourth wall. You're the expert, I'll have you check it out sometime."

    "Maybe..." the mare sighed, "I don't like leaving Equestria."

    "THERE'RE TWO PEOPLE WATCHING OVER YOUR DESIGNATED GROUP!!! SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO WATCH OVER FIFTY, AND TWO HAD TO BE ASSIGNED TO ONE GROUP OF SIX!!! YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK!!!" the stallion said.

    "Next month." she said, "Next month."