Pony Youtubers Book 3: Pewdiepony, Ponyaotic, and Marzipony
Chapter 1: Where Is Stephano?!
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Ugh, mitt huvud gör ont." Felix said as he got up. What did they call this place? Equencia? No, Equestria? Yeah, that's it, Equestria.
"English, Pewds." a voice came from behind him.
"Jag sade, ugh, mitt huvud gör ont!" Pewds turned around and saw it was Cry, as a pony, who spoke english, "Sorry, Cry. I said, ugh, my head hurts."
"Better." Cry said.
"We are ponies, aren't we?" Pewds asked. His fur was tan, his eyes were blue, and his hair was blonde. He was a unicorn, and his cutie mark was a controller. "We're fastskruvad."
"Felix, please. English." Cry said.
"Fastskruvad! I'm saying that correct, right?" Pewds asked.
"You hit your head pretty hard. English, Pewds. Not. Swedish." Cry held his shoulders best he could with hooves. He was a unicorn. His fur was green, and his mane was brown. His regular mask covered his facial features, and his cutie mark was the mask itself.
"Ah, i helsike du!" Pewds screamed, and Cry guessed it wasn't good, "Jag talar engelska!"
"Im jeez, you hit your head so hard." Cry facehoofed.
"Hello!" Marzia said, "I was hoping somebody I knew was here!" She was an earth pony, with a pink coat, brown mane and eyes, and a piece of paper being folded for a cutie mark.*
"Marzia berättar jag talar engelska!" Pewds said, practically shaking his girlfriend.
"Felix! You need to speak english, I can't understand you!" Marzia said. So Cry wasn't playing a joke on him.
"Sorry, I guess I lost my ord there." Pewds slipped back into english, but some Swedish still stuck.
"Sounds to me you lost some for good." Cry said, poking his friend's head.
"Felix, try to remember your english, please." Marzia said, giving him puppy dog eyes.
"I'll try." Felix said, "But you can't be too certo."
Cry sighed, and mentally facehoofed to go along with his physical one, "This is going to be on HELL of a day." Felix didn't even realize when he switched from english the Swedish. Some reading between the lines would have to be done.
"You're right." Felix said, he started trying to remember things, as they walked in a random direction.
"You have to admit," Marzia said, "This place is lovely."
"Totally." Cry said.
"Godkänt." Pewds said, not paying any mind to the fact he spoke Swedish again.
Kill them.
No.
HE SAID KILL THEM
Shut up.
KILL THEM NOW
I SAID SHUT UP!!
You'll have to one day, Cry.
No I-
Can I do it?!
YOU AREN'T KILLING ANYBODY!!!
*snort* Yeah, right.
I swear if you-
This is boring. Bye, Cry. Bye, Mad.
Virus gets bored easily.
Go away, Mad.
"Why do you look so mad, Cry?" Marzia asked, "Are you feeling alright, we can stop."
"I'd snarare inte." Pewds said, "This place reminds me too much of Amnesia."
"I'm fine." Cry said.
"Do du grabbar hear that?" Pewds asked, "Voices." One sounded extremely excited, the other laughing a bit. One of them recognized the voices.
"They're coming down the road." Marzia said as the sound of the voices got stronger.
"But there wasn't mayonnaise, so I was confused!" the excited voice said, "They'd told me there was mayonnaise, and there wasn't! They lied to me, and lying isn't nice. It's unnice! It's really unnice! It's so unnice that-!"
"Pinkie, please." the other voice said, "For the love of Celestia, I get it."
"Fine, iI'll tell you- GASP!!" she noticed the three ponies in the road before her, "NEW PONIES!!!!"
"PINKIE CONTROL YOURSELF!!!" the mare said.
"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" she said, "I've never met you before, so you must be new! This is so exciting! What're your names? I'm gonna throw a partyyyy!!!!"
"And you said lying was wrong." the mare grumbled, receiving a smack on the back of the head.
"I'm Cry, she's Marzia, he's Felix, don't let him introduce himself, he's forgotten his words." Cry said.
"Nothing I can't handle." Cookie said, "Little known fact about me, I speak multiple languages. Name's Cookie."
"We saw the weirdest thing on the way here! Well, I did, Cookie wasn't there!" Pinkie said, "At first, it looked like there were two guys, but then I realized there were three! They were struggling, because these meanies had them tied up! They were about to put a gag on one, but before they could, he said, 'YOU BARRELS WILL DIE' or something. I dunno. He looked weird, like he was made of gold. Oopsies! I meant bu-"
"Wait what?!" Pewds said, "Det är Stephano!"
"What did he say?" Cry asked.
"That's Stephano." Cookie said.
"THE BARRELS ARE HERE!!!!" Pewds shouted, before going into panic mode.
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