Pony Youtubers Book 3: Pewdiepony, Ponyaotic, and Marzipony

    "I take it that's not good." Pinkie said, "Those guys sound like meanies, I mean, they captured your... what was that word you use, Cookie? Ah, that's right. They kidnapped your fucking friends!"

    "PINKIE!!!" Cookie whispered something in her ear. She nodded.

    "Sorry." Pinkie said.

    "What're you guys doing in the woods?" Cookie asked, "This is the Everfree, full of dangerous monsters. That's why I brought my fourth wall breaking friend."

    "THAT'S ME!!!" Pinkie said.

    "Well, we're sorta lost." Pewds said, "Kan du visa oss hur... här?" Felix pointed to a small map.

    "Where'd you get that?" Cry asked.

    "Bros gotta know where Barrels are." Pewds said, as if it made any sense.

    "Yeah..." Cry said.

    "I know how to get there, but it's dangerous." Cookie said, "Mind if we tag along?"

    "I don't care what you say." Pinkie said, "I'M COMING!!!!"

    "I'm stuck on Pinkie Duty, so I guess I'm coming too." Cookie said.

I'm so glad I'm not on Pinkie Duty.

That's because you've been assigned your target group.

    "Why? You don't even know us?" Marzia said.

    "BECAUSE WE'RE SUPER DUPER UBER GOOBER LUBER KOOPER KOOPAH OKIE DOKIE LOKIE FRIENDS!!!!" Pinkie smiled, "AND THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO FOR EACH OTHER!!!"

    "But-" Pewds started.

    "NO BUTS!!!" Pinkie said, "Friends of my friend are in danger! That means my friends are in danger!"  She was upside-down, staring Felix in the eyes.

    "How are you doing that?" Marzia asked in shock.

    "Don't question me!" Pinkie somehow quoted Felix, who looked at her in confusion.

Why are you REALLY doing this?

You know why...

You might not even get assigned anywhere near him.

Downer alert. Are you only bothering me?

Maybe.

Go bother Pinkie. She'll actually like it.

Fine. PINKIE!!!

YEAH?!!!

Do something.

Physical or mental?

You decide.

    "If you take a left here, you'll go to the mirror pool!" Pinkie shouted, "It's bad news. If you take a right, you can go to Zecora's hut, but then we'd be too far away from the main trail, and even get lost! If we go due north, then south, you could go to the old castle! It's spoooooky! But, we'll get where we wanna go if we take a riiiiiight... NOW!!" She grabbed the four ponies, and dragged them to the right.

Did you put her up to this?

Maybe...

Fuck you.

Thanks. I take that as a compliment. You want to-

Bad thoughts!

Well, it's not me having the bad thoughts, it's-

YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL THE STORY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!

Right, the story. My lips are sealed.

    Cookie was flying a bit above them, "Kinda quiet." she said, trying to test her ability to balance two conversations. It was a rather cloudy day, and she didn't feel like doing anything about that.

    "You guys are boring." Pinkie said, "You aren't even talking."

    "Booooring." Cookie sighed, "C'mon, say something. Hmmmm." She thought a moment "Pewds är en utlänning från vettet!"

    "Why you little-!" Pewds looked he was gonna hurt her.

    "Did it really happen?" she asked, and the stallion suddenly stopped.

    "Woah, what am I doing?" Felix said, "Sorry, I guess my mind irrade."

    "It's fine." Cookie said, still maintaining her secret conversation.

Your powers are awesome!

You're misusing them.

Hey Pinks, what's D-O-W-N-E-R spell?

Hmm, I think it spells DOWNER!

Shut up. It's not cool.

The boss uses his powers all the time, it's fine.

I still-

Hey, the boss knows all.

Can't argue that you're from the same world... technically.