A "Happy" War to Wage

I could barely see, my eyes wouldn't open all the way. I heard some voices and I felt myself being dragged along a long, cold pathway. I felt like an anvil was dropped on the back of my head, and the fact that I was being dragged on my back with my head on the ground, didn't help. The voices sounded all too familiar, I assumed it was Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Applejack. I couldn't make out what they were talking about, but I swear that I heard one say "Creature". Obviously I was the 'creature' they mentioned, I tried not to make any noise to show them that I was awake, couldn't risk having loud voices screaming at me the rest of the "walk". My head hit a rugged bump and I grunted, I saw through my blurry vision of what looked like them looking at me. They all slowed their paces to stay next to me, all staring at me with death looks. I opened my eyes fully and got what I expected.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't you again!" Rainbow yelled. She was obviously very angry with how I survived the cloud fall. "How are you even alive! I KILLED you!!" She got in my face, her anger clearly showing.

"Look Rainbow, how about you save the interrogating until we get to the cell?" Twilight budged in, THANK GOD. I took a deep breath and tried to ignore the dirty looks. We finally got to the cell and I was literally tossed inside, I saw that I was being dragged by a royal guard. I hit my back hard and had, once again, the wind knocked out of me. I gasped for air in the dirty, beaten cell. I heard footsteps, well more like hoof steps get closer to me, I was still tied up. I realized that there were four ponies, not three. Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and a yellow one who I didn't know of.

"Escuse me girls but, the Princess needs to see you" a royal guard said, they nodded and I let out a breath of relief.

"Why don't you watch him Rainbow?" The yellow one said " That is if you don't mind, just it would be a good idea". NO BAD IDEA.

"Thats a great idea Flutters, you guys go on ahead" Rainbow Dash said with a smirk.

"Ok, just keep a close eye on him, kay?" Applejack said.

"Gotcha, see you guys!" Rainbow said to her leaving friends. She put on a fake smile and waved like mad, not suspicious at all. Once they were in the clear, Rainbow Dash's smile went away faster that you can say "cherry". She turned to me, I gulped and started to sweat, "So, you like to attack countries eh'?" She said, with that, she stood up and clinked he hooves together, and smiled. "I'll teach you to mess with MY country!"

"Screw you!" I managed to get out before she started hitting me in the face. It hurt more than it should had, the back of my head would hit the wall, every time she hit me. After a good beating she stopped, not because she came to her senses, because her friends were back.

"Rainbow Dash stop this at once!" The Princess, said firmly. Rainbow backed away quickly and I hung my head down from exhaustion. "Please explain why you did this."

"Well, I just, well, I you know, umm" Rainbow stuttered.

"She couldn't control her anger." Twilight said to the Princess.

"I understand Rainbow Dash, but please, beating the prisoner is not needed."

"Oh, sorry" Rainbow Dash, moved further away from me to join her group of friends.

"Oh my, he looks hurt!" The butter yellow pegasus said, she walked towards me but she was stopped.

"No, Fluttershy! He's dangerous" Twilight said.

"Oh, i'm sorry" Fluttershy hid behind her mane. It was probably the most adorable thing i've ever seen in my life. Not to mention she actually was concerned for me.

"It's ok Flutters, just don't help the enemy" Twilight said. The Princess walked towards me slowly, I could only hear the hoof steps.

"What is your name, young one" She said to me. I couldn't believe how sacred I was, I was actually scared of colorful ponies. I didn't want to get my ass kicked again, especially in my current condition.

"Umm, m-my name is..." I stuttered, was I really going to give information about myself to these ponies? Nope, definitely not.

"You can tell me, I am not a threat." She said calmly, I looked up to see the softest smile.

"No, no way I will share that kind of information" I got angry "Not after I was rudely treated to a knuckle sandwich at my arrival at this horrid place! Me and my BEST friend Klum just happened to arrive here, we thought if would be safe to see if we could find an inn at your town!" I took a breath " But NOPE, I was suddenly yelled at by the spectrum- maned devil, and then I was attacked! How in the BLUE HELL do YOU expect ME to even SPEAK TO YOU IN ANY FRIENDLY MANOR? NOW IF YOU EVEN TRY TO MAKE A FUCKING PEACE TREATY, YOU MIGHT ASWELL CALL YOURSELF STUPID!!! BECAUSE ONCE YOU START A WAR WITH MY EMPIRE, WE DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE IS ONE LOSER, NO TREATIES, NO SURRENDERS, NO NOTHING!!! SO I WOULD LIKE TO JUST GIVE YOU A HEADS UP RIGHT NOW MISSY, YOU FUCKED UP!!!!!!" I had tears running down my face, that was the first time I had the chance to let that out. I didn't notice that I had self-counciously gotten out of the ropes. I didn't attack them, I was outnumbered and probably outmatched right now. I just sat there and never made eye contact with the tall majestic pony in front of me.

"Alright guys! We need to save Wyatt! We can't let those ponies capture our forces and get away with it can we?!" Klum motivated.

"NO WAY!!!" The crowd cheered.

"Alrighty then! Lets start preparing, for we attack in the morning! WOOT WOOT" Klum chanted.

"Lets do this!"

"Yeah woo!"

"We can do it!"

Scooter walked up to Klum, "Hey, you alright?".

"Yeah, just thinking about Wyatt, we're gonna save him though, I know it" Klum replied.

"We sure are partner! I'm ready for this!" Scooter gave a light punch to Klum's arm. Everyone stayed up for the rest of the night, getting ready for the battle. Klum left just before the sun came up, once the entrance to the town below the castle was visible, they made a tower. The sun was clearly visible, and the battle would begin.

Now.