A "Happy" War to Wage

I sat there, out of breath. The ponies were shocked from my outburst, I was glad they got to listen to what I had to say.

"Oh, and by the way" I said. The ponies slowly looked to me. " Your castle is about to be attacked right about.... NOW!"

"NOW, Attack!!!!!" Klum shouted, everyone roared and charged at the forcefield. Scooters double drills were able to gnaw straight through that golden dome. The ponies inside the city were not expecting an all out attack in the morning. There weren't that many ponies outside their homes this early in the morning, but boy, they were lucky as hell. Klum had already planned out everything, him, Scooter, and Felix would charge the castle, and everyone else would keep guards and attackers away. I hoped they had a 2nd sense about where dungeons were, because this one was probably underground. The ponies inside looked at me in shock from what I said, they heard screaming and a loud frackus coming from outside. They all ran out of the dungeon to see what was going on. I was on the floor laughing, their faces were PRICELESS.

"All right, guys. You remember the plan?" Klum said, still running up large golden steps. Scooter and Felix nodded and Scooter started revving his drills. The gate at the top of the steps was approaching them, once Scooter made contact, he swung at the gate with all off his machines might. It didn't break with the first punch, he kept his left arm drilling at it, and he was using the right arm to rapidly punch it. They saw guards start running up the steps, javelins in their mouths. Felix said he would take care of them, he raised his shield and held is sword out. It was a 4 on 1 battle, Felix was the most experienced warrior everyone knew from the small army we had. Felix bashed the leading guard with his shield, knocking the pony back, he slipped and tumbled down the steps. The other guards stopped in their tracks, realizing the falling pony, they braced for impact and most of them were his along with him. One guard managed to jump out of the way in time, pulling a sword out and charging Felix. Klum noticed a rainbow streak in the sky, he had no idea what it was, but it landed in the town.

"Damn, silly things didn't even close the gate" I said, standing up and walking towards the opened gate. I didn't have ANY weapons on me, and I felt like shit. I stumbled out and went up the steps that the ponies walked up to, when I slowly creeped around I noticed that same butter yellow pegasus.... alone..... no one protecting her. I slowly went around to the nearest room, keeping an eye on the pegasus. I had the best luck ever, conveniently a large closest with a dagger on the floor inside it. I grabbed it and re-thought my plan. "Alright, I take the pegasus as a hostage, and I threaten to kill her if anyone made a move. I say that I would drop her if they let me leave safely. Then when I am out of there, I slit her throat?" I felt my heart sink, would I really kill her even when she showed SOME concern for me? This was a war, and she was part of the enemy team, she was this those evil ponies. I finally made a decision, and crept up closer to the pegasus. I covered her mouth with my hand and put my dagger to her neck. "Now listen, I want you to walk with me, if you resist to cooperate, I swear I wont think twice about killing you, got it?" She barely nodded, sobbing. "Now, where is the exit?" She shakily started walking through the hallway, leading me to the castle.

"Now, Fluttershy, are you go-" Twilight stopped. She froze dead in her tracks.

"What wrong Twilight? Is Flutter-" Applejack froze.

"HEY! You better listen up for the life of your friend here, you will show me the way out of here, and I wont kill your friend" I said, they gulped and tried to stay calm, Fluttershy still quietly sobbing. "Hey" I said below a whisper "I'm so sorry for this, it's nothing personal, I just want to leave..." She didn't respond, just still sniffling a bit. I could see Twilight and Applejack glancing back at me every once in a while. It was a quiet and awkward walk, no one said a word they just kept walking.

"Haha! Gotcha!" Felix said, smiling while he stabbed the dagger through the guards eye, he twisted it a couple of times. The guard was hollering in pain, he was slowly but surely dying. "Stupid horse.." Felix kicked the guard off the steps, tumbling down to land in the pile of the other guards. Scooter was making progress on the gate, but damn, it was durable as hell, it had dents and a large crater in it. Scooter's machine was making beeping sounds and there was a blinking red light on it.

"Uhh, Scooter? Is that normal!" Klum said.

"Just....almost....out....of....energy!" Scooter said between breaths. The whole robot was steaming, it must have been hot in there. Klum saw that rainbow streak again, he noticed that it was almost as if it was coming towards them. His eyes widened when he saw that it was, he didn't know if it was a pony or a missile, but he didn't think twice to motivate Scooter to go faster.

"Hey, come on hurry!!!! Some weird rainbow missile is coming right at us!" Klum said. " It's almost here!"

Alright, I think thats the exit, just a little more, I thought. There was some noises outside the door, but probably just clinking of swords and yelling.

"H-here we are, you said you'd let her go now, sooooo do it" Twilight said, an awkward smile on her face. She probably thought I was stupid that i'd fall for this. We weren't even close to the door, maybe if I ran it, it would take about 10 seconds. I knew what she could do in that 10 seconds, grab me with magic.

"You think i'm fucking stupid? Let me get to the door and THEN i'll let her go!" I shouted.

"But how do we know if ya' ain't just gonna run off with her!!" Applejack protested.

"I swear on my life! I will let her go!" I said, walking towards the door, "and if you have a problem with that" I pushed the dagger up against Fluttershy's neck. The ponies tensed up and shook their heads. "Good". I felt like a badass right now, nothing could stop stop me from gett-. CRASH... The golden gate was suddenly forced open and I saw Klum, Scooter, and Felix run inside, in a bit of a rush. I walking to the gate and SMASH....

"Woah! Ouch!" Rainbow Dash yelped, wait, RAINBOW DASH YELPED. I quickly pushed her off of me, I dove onto her and pinned her down. Time for revenge, I put my hand around her neck and choked her. I used my right hand to raise the blade.

"Wyatt! Erm.... hey ponies!!! and Wyatt!?" Felix said, not knowing which force her should be running to. Klum and Scooter were standing in a defensive stance, ready to hold of the oncoming attack. I was getting ready to kill this stupid pony, she was struggling under my grip. She managed to get something out before she was killed.

"Help!" This got the attention of her friends, Twilight charged up her horn, ready to save her friend. I turned my head to see Twilight, I grabbed the dagger by the blade and flung it at Twilight. Her eyes widened at the unexpected move, she wasn't quick enough to avoid the dagger. It struck her dead in the eye, she screamed in pain and fell to the floor. I then continued to strangle Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Fluttershy were helpless. Felix then warned us.

"Guys! That large white pony is coming!!!!" I heard the helpless duo emit a sigh of relief. Rainbow Dash stopped her movements, I smirked and got off of her. I was then blasted in the back by the hottest felling ever, great, now I will have a burnt back. Scooter and Klum turned to the Princess and readied their weapons. Her eyes were fully white and she never spoke, she then shot something at Klum and Scooter, I quickly got up and grabbed a shield off a nearby wall. I dove into the blast with the shield at my chest, the bolt impacted with the shield and it broke. The princess then revealed a large spiked spear, she was holding it in her magic. The three of us gulped and I stepped back a little. I was weaponless, and she probably wouldn't let me near Twilight to grab that dagger. Then a large, but smaller then the Princess, dark blue pony came out of the blue. (See what I did there?). She was holding a katana, Felix and Klum stood their grounds, I was down right scared. Felix made the first move at the smaller one, their swords clashed together. Klum confronted the Princess, she overpowered him, knocking him to the ground. She stabbed him in the chest, I watched and ran after him. I slid and grabbed his mace, while I was doing a badass slide, I hit the Princess in the chin. She only stumbled back a bit and regained her composure, she saw Klum disappear with a bright light and she gasped. She lifted me up in her magic, and watched the sky, as if she was watching Klums soul go to the tower. Apparently, out team built one in the town, se Klum then appeared in front of the steps. I then felt my body heat up, it was like the hand thing all over again, except all over. I was dropped to the ground and the Princess ran towards Klum. I look over and see Felix and the blue pony still struggling over control. Felix had a shield advantage, but she had a magic advantage. Felix aimed for her head but missed, he did hit something though, her horn. There was a clink sound and I saw a blue horn on the ground. In her stunned state, Felix too this opportunity to bash her in the head with his shield, she fell on the ground unconscious.

The Princess wasn't running towards Klum, but at the tower. She charged up her horn and blasted at it, 3 layers went down. She shot another time, it was gone, completely gone. You see, this was a problem, if she knew that the towers were out source of life.... shit. She then put up another force field around the city, I noticed that our entire army had been outside the city. Scooter dove into the princess, she quickly levitated her spear over and stabbed him. She ran over to me and hit me with the side of her spear, making a large gash on my side. In my blurred vision, I saw Rainbow Dash slowly...awakening?! She was unconscious, not dead, I cursed myself for not tearing her throat out. She was called by her friends, all in a room taking care of Twilight. She stumbled passed me, and went into the room. The Princes was done murdering Klum, Scooter, and Felix. She walked over to me, and dropped the spear, she was probably going to keep me in the dungeon again. Nope, not again.

"See ya!" I yelled. I grabbed her spear and stuck it through my chest, I flipped her off and then I fell on the floor.

DING!