
Filthy Rich runs a sex shop
Filthy Rich learns the answer to the ultimate question: How do crystal ponies clop?
A young crystal mare comes to Ponyville, searching for the salvation of her kind. Filthy Rich, owner of Ponyville's only sex shop, is given the high honor of learning the answer to the ultimate question on everypony's mind:
How do crystal ponies clop?


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