After a long, hard day, Discord just wants to go home to celebrate his birthday by himself. But one thing after another keeps popping up, and he begins to wonder if he'll even get home in time for his birthday at all.

***Disclaimers***
The characters in this story are representative of the characters in the series, not the people who play them. You know who you are.

Short story, one shot. Wrote this on request for my good friends birthday. Happy Birthday, J.M.!

This takes place in Canterlot High School, circa Equestria Girls timeline. They are humans. If you want pony ponies, you won't find them there. First attempt at writing humans.

EQG timeline: A few days before the Fall Formal. Sunset Shimmer is in Canterlot, and the Five are still fighting. Twilight has not yet gone through.