Enter Equestria

I woke up in a "Nightmare."

I put Nightmare in quotes because, it wasn't scary.

I heard evil laughter, Discords laughter. I was sitting on a couch with him.

"Hello Dill." Discord said.

"Yo, whatup." I replied.

"Wow, nothing fazes you does it?" He asked.

"Nah, the only thing I was scared of was, the Timberwolf that showed up and, yuck, Mating Season." I replied.

"Yuck is right, anyway, back to business, I'm coming soon." Discord said.

"Ha, GAAAAAAAAAAY!" I exclaimed, he couldn't help but snicker.

"I didn't mean it like, I mean I-" I cut him off.

"Yes I know, I seen season 2 already." I said in a deadpan tone.

"Season 2?" He asked.

"Well, there's this thing, called T.V, and we're technically in the show right now, the show is called 'My little pony: Friendship is Magic. Its about the Elements of harmony or the 'Main six, they stick together, dealing with things like, Nightmare moon, the AWESOME DISCORD, I say awesome because, Hello, Chocolate rain, and Queen Chrysalis" I said.

"Interesting, how do they beat me?" He asked.

"Well they . . . Hey, you dirty creature, I'm not spoiling it, your gonna have to watch the show yourself, I'm waiting for season 4." I said.

"Well, since even MY magic can't conjure up my own T.V do to the fact of our magic not up to date with your technology, I'll enter your memories." He said.

"Good luck." I said.

He closed his eyes for two seconds, then opened them again, screaming.

"Aaaaaaaaah, what type of barrier of magic was that?" He asked.

"No magic, that's my brain." I said, using dream magic to conjure up eye drops for him.

"That's more disorganized then my CHAOS magic . . . I LOVE IT!" He exclaimed, I smiled.

"FINALLY, someone who likes the inside of my head." I said, satisfied.

"Oh man, you are my new best friend." He said with a big smile.

"You remind me of the God of Chaos from my world, Loki." I said.

"I like that name." Discord said.

"Oh my god, now that your here, I have to tell you something." I said.

"What might that be." He asked.

"So the other day, I was talking to Celestia, she was asking me questions of what was it like in my world, so, instead of telling her about T.V'S, I said a magical Warlock!" I exclaimed, Discord busted out laughing.

"Oh my, I new Celestia was clueless, but come on, a Warlock, that's just silly." He said, wiping away a tear.

"Yeah that's not even the best part, she said 'If you really know about the future, what am I thinking about.', I pretended  to think, when I got a weird pain in my head, after it went away, I heard voices in my head, Celestia's voice, I was reading her mind, she said and I quote "Don't think about that hidden poster of Discord with a heart around it and your lipstick kisses on the poster." I said, Discord dropped his jaw.

"S-she likes me?" He asked.

"Yep." I said.

"We'll I'm flattered that she would like me, and I do admit, I did catch myself staring at, well, how would YOU put it, "Dat Flank." He said, I chuckled.

"I know right, I mean, you can park a chariot on that thing.' I said, He busted out laughing again.

"Dill, I have no idea how you come up with this stuff!" He exclaimed, wiping another tear away.

"Well, I DO find jokes inside of my unorganized mind somehow, anyway, what time is it?" I asked him.

"Its a quarter past EXPLODE!" He shouted throwing a grenade at my arm, blowing it up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY ARM . . . oh wait its a dream, I don't feel any pain." I said.

"But seriously though, its quarter past nine." Discord said.

"Well, I should wake up now, but before I do, here, have some Chocolate milk, fresh from the cotton candy cloud." I said.

"That's so generous of you." He said.

"Now if you need me, I'll be at that cliff right next to me." I said getting off the couch and walking toward the cliff.

"Dill, what are you doing?" Discord asked.

"This is how I usually wake up, now, it has been an honor talking to you Discord." I said, saluting.

"Farewell, you were a kind soldier." He said with a snicker.

I put my back toward the cliff. "I REGRET NOTHING!!!" I shouted as I fell off the cliff, waking me up.