Enter Equestria

I woke up in 'THE HIDDEN BASE.'

"Yes, didn't lose my virginity to a PONY, and neither did the poor BABY dragon. He shouldn't have to go through this.

After I woke Spike up, telling him that Mating Season is over, we went back to town, to hear.

"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!"

"Great, I'm gonna see if my plan works!" I exclaimed, running toward the stage.

It was at the point where Rainbow, Applejack, and Rarity were already Trixie'd, I jumped on stage.

"It seems we have a new chall- OH MY GOODNESS, it seems we have a new type of species here, what are you?" Trixie asked.

"My names Dill, my species is known as HUMAN, and here I'm treated like royalty." I lied, and winked at the audience, and they all nodded.

"Royalty, well, Trixie apologizes for not giving you respect." She said, I smiled.

"And, its RUDE to talk in the 3rd person." I said, she looked sad, probably because that's her slogan, but she giggled, thinking it was a joke that it was rude to talk in the 3rd person.

"Ha, that's funny." She said, getting on her hind hooves and lightly hitting my shoulder, like when someone does something stupid, and you slap them lightly on their shoulder, everypony fake gasped, going along with everything that was happening.

"What?" Trixie asked when the gasps ended.

"Did you just pit slap me?" I asked.

"I'm sorry, is that a human thing?" She asked

Pulling my neck hole down past my shoulder a little, I said. "Do I look like your wife, do you want to have sex with me, ok, do it, do it!, JUST FUCKING DO IT!" I shouted.

"I'm SO sorry, do I bow?" She asked, I smirked.

"Yes." I said, pulling my neck hole back up. "Please bow."

She bowed.

"YES, BOW TO MEEEEEEE!" I shouted.

Rainbow flew up to me and said. "Your not a king!"

"I am a fawKING, good KING, I sentence you, to clean my TOILET." I said, laughing evily.

"And you" I said, pointing toward the bowing Trixie.

"Me?"

"Come with me, to my backyard." I said, licking my lips, causing Trixie to blush deeply. I finished. "I grow CORN."

Everypony except for the still blushing a little Trixie, laughed.

"I'm kidding Trixie, I'm no royalty, I'm just trollin." I said, turning invisible, and kicking Trixie in the flank.

Trixie was shocked that I could turn invisible, but was even more mad that I humiliated her in front of a entire town.

"How dare you, Trixie shall punish those who humiliate her!" She shouted, shooting a small ball of energy at me, it was going really slow.

I ran in place, screaming quietly, looking around for something to help me, making everypony laugh.

"Oh Great And Powerful Trixie, you are soooooo powerful." I said sarcastically, picking up the ball of energy, which wasn't even warm in normal motion, and tossed it all the way to the Everfree forest.

"Now, let me show you TRUE power." I said.

I brought my hands together.

BOOM

I sent Trixie all the way to Canterlot.

I bowed as everypony stomped there hooves for me.

"Wow Dill, ah can't believe you would help us, even after the way we treated ya." AJ said, blushing at her actions.

"We'll, now that that's over, me, Spike and Twilight have spells to work on, right Twi?" I asked her, she thought for a moment, then nodded.

After a half hour of spells, Twilight got to the mustache one.

"Hey Twi, I have a request for the mustache color." I said.

"Ok what color?" She asked.

I whispered the color into her ear.

"Why that color?" She asked.

I whispered in her ear again.

" 'Blazing who' requested it?" She asked.

"Just do it." I said.

"Fine." She said, doing the spell.

Sure enough, the mustache was the same as in the episode, except for the color. Pink.

"Aw man, why pink?" Spike asked.

"Markiplier LOVES Pink mustaches, he calls them Warfstaches." I said. "Twilight, do the same spell on me." I said.

She did the spell.

"Hello, my name is Wilfred Warfstache, I have the exclusive chance to interview the world famous, Twilight Sparkle." I said, she giggled.

"Alright guys, I need to remove those, these are just tests." She said.

"Oh well, I can grow one ALL by myself, with powers to help." I said, making my pink mustache appear again.

We all laughed.