Enter Equestria

I woke up to the sound of knocking on my door. I looked out my window and saw the royal guards.

"That's right, I have to go to Canterlot." I said.

I put on my clothes I had on the first day I was here.

"Yo, whatup." I said to the guards.

Shining Armor was at the door, along with a obvious rookie, I new she was a rookie because she giggled at my 'Yo whatup,' and I know royal guards only laugh when you tickle them with feathers.

The mare was an Earth pony, she had on the same armor as any other Royal guard, gold. She had a white coat, (Not racist.) And her cutie mark was covered up by her armor. Her mane was sticking out of the front of the helmet, She had a dark blue mane with dark green highlights in it. And her eyes were a dark blue.

"The Princess has asked us to escort you to the castle, where you will show her your power." Shining said sternly.

"Sure, sounds fun." I replied.

"No funny business." The rookie said with a smirk.

I put my hands up in a surrender pose and said. "Watch out, we got a badass over here." I said, causing the rookie to giggle, and Shining to snicker.

"I'm sure you can tell she's a rookie." Shining said.

"Well, with a threat like 'No funny business,' I'm surprised she isn't the Captain." I said, which again, caused Shining to snicker, and the rookie to giggle.

"What's your name anyway?" I asked her.

"DayBreeze, my name's DayBreeze." She replied, Shining coughed.

"OH, I mean, PRIVATE DAYBREEZE AT YOUR SERVICE!" She shouted, I fake stumbled to make her laugh again. It worked.

"Your a funny guy, aren't ya, anyway, lets not waste time, lets go." She said, hopping in the Chariot.

"I'm guessing you brought her to show her the ropes?" I asked Shining, he just nodded.

I hopped in right next to Breeze.

"So Breeze, this your first day?" I asked.

"Yep, I'm excited too, me and my sister ALWAYS wanted to be Royal Guards since we were fillies." She replied.

"I'm gonna guess and say your sisters name is NightWind, right?" I asked.

"How'd you know?" She asked.

"Just guessed." I said truthfully, they weren't even on the show.

After a nice talk with Breeze, we eventually made it to the castle, we went inside, and we were about to enter the throne room, when we heard a guard shout.

"WE GOT A RUNNER!"

Sure enough there was a Stallion Earth pony, he had a grey coat, and a black mane, the rest of him had a black and white striped jail uniform, running toward the exit.

And to my surprise, the princesses burst from the throne room, Shining withdrew his sword to hold off the runner.

"Shining, put your sword back in its sheathe, and give it to me!" I shouted.

"Why?" He asked.

"Just do it!" I replied, he obliged.

I hid behind the corner we were right next to, once the runner was close to me, I shouted. "BITCH!" As I hit him in the face with the sheathed sword, he fell down, unconscious.

"Wow, why didn't I think of that?" Breeze asked.

"Because, I'm AWESOME!" I shouted, causing her to giggle.

"Nice work Dylan, Shining!, take him to the dungeons." Celestia commanded.

"Yes, your highness." He replied, magically picking up the unconscious runner.

"Well Dylan, don't think that your actions won't go unrewarded, anyway, lets go and see your powers in action." Luna said with a smile.

So we went into the throne room.

"Now Dylan, show us your first power." Celestia said.

"Alright, send your best guard to come at me." I requested.

"Shining!" She shouted, I heard quick hoofsteps coming up behind me, he was running.

I activated slow motion, turned around, and saw Shining Armor, slowly running to me, holding his sword above his head with magic, I smirked.

I jumped on his back, took his sword and put it up to his neck, I turned off slow motion.

"Sorry Shining, but your gonna have to do better then that." I said, everypony gasped.

I put his sword back in his sheathe.

"I have never seen somepony actually avoid my sneak attack before." Shining said, I smiled.

"Anyway, my next power will be my 'Super Clap,' send another guard at me, anyone will do." I said, I turned to my right, and saw one of the white pegasus guards from the SSC walk toward me, with a confident smirk.

"Such confidants." I said.

I 'Super Clapped.'

BOOM

He was sent flying.

"Never underestimate your opponent though." I said to the jaw dropped princesses.

"That was AWESOME!" I heard DayBreeze shout.

"I know right." I said, I heard hoofsteps running up behind me.

"Next power." I said, activating my next power.

I turned and saw another guard at the ready.

"Hit me with your sword." I said.

"WHAT!" I heard the princesses and DayBreeze call out.

"I'll be fine." I said to them. "Come on"

He obliged and swung, the blade went through me.

"I said swing." I said with a smirk.

He swung, and swung, and swung again, each swing going through me.

Until finally, he fell on the floor exhausted.

"How did you do that?" Celestia asked, finally picking up her jaw.

"Maaaaaaaagic." I said in a ghostly fashion. "Send your bravest and swiftest with a sword guards." I said to the princess.

Two guards came up. One being another white guard, and the other being . . . DayBreeze.

"So, I'm guessing you got your name because, your swift like the breeze when its daytime?" I asked.

"Yep." She said.

"Alright Breeze, you come at me first." I said, she obliged and swung, I dodged with 'Super Speed.'

"I thought you already showed of Slow motion?" She asked.

"This, my friend, is 'Super Speed.' I said, she smirked.

"You can't dodge ALL of my swings." She said, swinging again, this time though, I shrunk.

"Where'd you go?" She asked, confused.

"Down here." I said, my voice squeaky.

She turned around and saw normal sized me.

With 'Super Speed' I stole her sword, then gave it back to her.

"Alright, "Brave" soldier, are you so brave now?" I asked.

I started to grow, and grow, and grow, until my head hit the ceiling.

I looked around saw everypony was shaking. And I smelt, urine.

All of a sudden, every guard except for the shaking "Brave" guard, the shaking Shining armor, the shaking Luna, and the slightly shaking Celestia.

"Yo, whatup." I said in a deep, ground shaking voice.

That did it, everypony else urinated themselves, except for Celestia who was just shaking like she was in a freezer wearing clothing made out of ice.

Everypony left except for Celestia.

"So Celestia, how's life?" I asked, she then urinated, then left the room.

10 minutes later, I had shrunken down to my size, I was asleep in the corner of the room, where the urine didn't stink as bad, I woke up up to the sound of heavy doors opening and closing.

"Wimps." I said to myself.

I turned invisible, walked in front of them, and turned visible.

"Alright, that was my invisible power." I said after they finished jumping back.

"Well, Dill, anymore powers?" DayBreeze asked, still shaking a bit.

"Well, this one will have you all shivering again, not with being scared, but with coldness." I said. "Now, I want every guard to go directly in front of me." I said, they obliged.

I took a deep breath, and exhaled, I froze every guard except there heads.

"Cold?" I asked.

"Y-y-y- yes." Breeze answered.

"This will warm you up." I said.

I squinted for a bit, before red lazers shot out of my eyes and melted the ice.

They weren't shivering anymore.

"THANK YOU!" DayBreeze shouted, running up to me and giving me a hug.

"No prob bob, anyway, here's a power where I don't need the guards." I said, everypony breathed a sigh of relief.

I took flight, and flew around the room, everypony was shocked to say the least.

"How's that possible, you don't even have wings!" Luna shouted.

"Maaaaaaaagic." I said again. "Now, its getting late, I need to know where my room is." I said.

"I'll take you there." DayBreeze said.

"Alright, bye have a great time." I said to everypony, as I was led to my bedroom.