Enter Equestria

I woke up on Discords couch.

"Yo whatup." I said to Discord, who was on the other side of the couch.

"Hello Dill, why are you in Canterlot, here to assassinate the princesses for me?" He asked.

"Unfortunately, I left my Hidden Blade in the shop." I said to him with a smirk.

"Darn." He exclaimed.

"So, why am I here with you, I'm not complaining, your not that bad of a guy, but why am I in here with you?" I asked.

"Eh, I get lonely sometimes, but why are you in Canterlot?" He asked.

"You know those powers I have, the princesses wanted to see them." I said. "Now, lets go somewhere else, other then this, blackness."

"Good idea." He said.

So we transitioned to my house.

"Welcome Discord, to my 'Home of DOOOOOOOM,' . . . alright, just my home." I said, he snickered at my 'house of doom' thing.

"Eh, I liked the first one better." He said, jumping on my bed.

"So Discord, I want to show you something." I said, walking up to my HOME computer, not laptop, my faster, not being able to carry it around with me, computer.

"What is this contraption." He asked.

"Welcome, my friend, to the INTERNET, you can find tons of things on here." I said, searching up kittens on Google Images.

"This is like, magic in a box." He said, shocked.

"With the internet, you can do almost ANYTHING, earn money, buy things, one that you will like, play CHAOS games." I said, he smiled at CHAOS games.

"What can you do in these 'Chaos Games?" He asked.

"Well, some games are fun and exciting, like a game like 'Minecraft,' where you wake up in a deserted world, where everything is made of blocks, surviving the day is easy, but when the Zombies, Skeletons, and Spiders show up, you have to fight for survival, then there's chaos games, blood, gore, bad language, that stuff." I explained, he brightened up at the sound of Chaos games.

"Do you have 'Chaos Games?" He asked, I chuckled.

"Do I have any, DO I HAVE ANY, That's basically all I have!" I shouted, his smile could rival Pinkie's anytime.

"What do you have?" He asked.

"Well, its a good thing you have fingers, or you wouldn't be able to play, imagine, only YOU can cause the CHAOS in this game, the ponies can't stop you, they don't have fingers." I exclaimed, his smile grew. "This game is called, 'Team Fortress 2" I said.

"Team Fortress 2, what's that?" He asked.

With my dream powers I conjured a Desert Eagle.

"What's that?" He asked

"This is a gun, called the DEagle, or Desert Eagle." I said, Conjuring up Dream Trixie.

"Wha-" I cut her off as I shot her right in the head, her head exploded.

"What do you think?" I asked him, his jaw was dropped.

"I-I LOVE IT!" He exlaimed, conjuring up his own gun, summoning random ponies.

"Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!" He shouted every time he shot somepony.

"Alright, now, let me show you 'Team Fortress 2." I said to him.

We loaded up the game, and joined a random server.

I explained to him each class and what weapons they have, and what you can do, and how you move, eventually, he got the hang of it, and his favorite classes were Engineer and Heavy, Heavy for being strong and had a heavy gun which could shoot tons of bullets at a time.

He liked Engineer do to the fact that you could have machines to your bidding for you as your on the other side of the map.

Eventually, everyone in chat and everyone with a mic was saying how awesome this new guy was.

"Hahahahaha, 'Eat your dust, huh,' well eat my BULLETS, hahahahaha!" Discord shouted.

"Oh Dill, I never had this much fun in yea-" He was cut off as the dream went from reality to dream.

"What happened?" I asked him.

"Oh boy I lost track of time, you slept for an entire 24 hours, and they are trying to wake you up." He said

"Sounds legit." I said casually.

"Well Dill, I think you have to make up now." He said.

"Yeah, next time though, I'll show you Skyrim." I said, taking a gun, saluted, which he did back, and I pulled the trigger.