Enter Equestria

Now most people would have a hangover after drinking, it was strong Champagne, It tasted like Vodka, anyway, any normal person would have a headache after drinking Champagne that tastes like Vodka, I'm not a normal person. I woke up on Celestia and under Luna, full of energy, Luna's eyes started to open, seeing me under her made her face go COMPLETELY red.

"D-Dill, um . . . this is awkwar-AGH!" She yelled in pain.

"Headache?" I asked her.

She nodded.

"I don't, I have TONS of energy." I said, wiggling out from under Luna.

I woke Celestia up.

"Morning sleeping beauty." I said with a smile.

"Good Morning Dyla-AGH!" She yelled in pain.

"Yeah, you and me both sister." Luna said.

"You guys aren't well enough to look after Equestria." I said.

"Don't be silly Dylan, I'm perfectly capable of runin-" She cut herself off as she groaned. "Bucket, BUCKET!"

With my energy, I ran and got two buckets, and laid two of them right under Luna's and Tia's heads.

"Thanks Dylan." Celestia said, throwing up into her bucket.

"How are you guys hung over, it was only Champagne, though, it did have a bit of a Vodka taste in it." I said.

"What?" Celestia asked as she lifted up the empty bottle.

Sure enough the label fell off of the bottle, in big red letters read.

Vodka

"Who could of switched the bottles?" Luna asked.

"I don't know, but the point is that, BlueBlood will have to take over for us." Tia said.

All of a sudden we heard a very loud yell on the other side of the wall.

"YES, I'M RULER!" It shouted.

"I think I know who switched the bottles." I deadpanned.

"Me too." Tia and Luna said in unison.

"Alright, what do you want me to do?" I asked.

"Keep an eye on BlueBlood, who KNOWS what he could." Luna said.

"Alright." I said, walking out of the room.

I eventually found BlueBlood sitting in Celestia's throne.

"Hello BlueBlood, Celestia has requested me to keep an eye on you while running the country." I said, he just scoffed.

"And why would my Auntie request a hairless MONKEY to look after me." He said annoyed, already he was getting annoying.

"Just, don't screw up." I said.

"Don't talk like that to the new leader of the country." He shot back, I chuckled.

"Yes, Princess BlueBlood." I said with a smug smile, my comment caused Shining and Breeze to snicker.

He just growled at me.

I walked over to Shining and DayBreeze.

"So, how do you like the new princess?" I asked, they snickered.

"Hes rude and snobbish, but he says if we disobey him, he'll throw us in the dungeon." DayBreeze said.

"I wonder how he will take it when he finds out Celestia's better now." I said, they gave me confused looks.

"What do you mean, she's sic-" I cut her off as 'Power Pain' went through me.

"Agh." I growled quietly.

"You ok?" Shining asked.

"Yeah, that's 'Power Pain,' it means I earned a new ability, the pain only goes through the body part where the power can be accessed." I said, getting back on my feet.

"So, where did the pain happen?" Breeze asked, I chuckled.

"All over." I replied.

"What's your new ability?" Shining asked.

"You'll see if things get WAY out of hand." I said with a smirk

5 MINUTES LATER

"Things are gone WAY out of hand." I whispered to DayBreeze.

We didn't want to be too loud, for we were FANNING BlueBlood.

"I know, I mean, look at Shining." DayBreeze whispered back, pointing a hoof at Shining.

Shining was wearing clown makeup, and big red shoes, with a BIG red nose.

"What power did you get?" Breeze asked.

"Shape shifting." I said, changing into DayBreeze.

Luckily BlueBlood had cucumbers over his eyes and a mud mask, or he would yell I was a Changling.

I gave her the other fan, and ran away from everyponies sight, and changed into Celestia.

Everypony bowed as I walked passed them.

"Ahem." I coughed.

"Who dares disturb me?" He said taking out a piece of cucumber.

"Me." I said in Celestia's voice.

"A-Auntie Celestia, I was just, uh, I-" I cut him off.

"You were just what, using my guards as your own personal servants, you should be ashamed, go to your room." I said sternly.

"But-"

"No buts, TO YOUR ROOM!" I shouted.

He just grumbled and walked off.

"Wow Princess, thank you, he was annoying, no offence." Shining said.

"Your welcome." I said in my voice as I changed back to my form.

"D-Dill?, That was AMAZING, thank you for stopping him from using us as servants." Breeze said, hugging me.

"No prob Bob, now, tell Celestia, Shining is in her place because, I forced BlueBlood to stop because he was treating us with disrespect, I have a new power to test." I said, 'Power Pain' going through my entire body.

Then teleporting out of the castle and into PonyVille, which was . . . Deserted.

"Psssst, Dill, come here." Pinkie said, motioning me inside SugarCube Corner.

"Bridle Gossip." I said to myself, as I went inside.