Enter Equestria

I woke up to the princesses shaking me awake.

"BY CELESTIA'S BEARD!" I shouted, having them jump back.

"What happened, why didn't you wake up, I thought you were dead." Luna said, a tear going down her face.

"Just a dream about Discord, no biggie." I said, Celestia's jaw dropped.

"What has he done to you, have a giant monster chase after you, your family dying, your semen bei-" I cut her off.

"No he hasn't done anything, hes not such a bad guy once you get to know him, hes hilarious, he likes the inside of my mind, says its so unorganized, that he needed eye drops for what hes seen, and likes destruction." I said with a smile.

"I never thought I would see the day, where sompony would actually LIKE, Discord." Luna said, I chuckled.

"Doesn't your sist-" I was cut off as I was being hit in the head with a white hoof.

"Don't. Mention. IT!" She said angrily.

"Now, lets show you my shouts." I said, walking to the throne room.

'Alright, first one is called, Fus Ro Dah, Fus Ro Dah is dragon fo-" I was cut off by Luna.

"Force, Balance, Push, but I don't see why its so powerful about it." Luna said, I smiled

"You speak Dragon, well here's why its so powerful." I said, taking a deep breath, I shouted. "FUS RO DAH! I blew Celestia to the other side of the room.

"S-so that's why its powerful." Luna said, shocked.

"That isn't as powerful as my 'Super Clap,' now, let me show you another shout, it has to be outside though." I said, walking to the exit.

We made it outside.

"Alright, this Shout allows me to change the weather." I said, Celestia put on a serious face.

"Dill, don't lie, what is this next one?" Celestia asked, I chuckled.

"I'm serious, watch." I said, taking in another breath, I shouted. "STRUN BAH QO."

In a matter of seconds, the clouds moved all around, until every bit of sun and light was gone, then, it started raining, hard. The princesses and the guards were shocked.

"How, how did you do that?" Celestia asked.

"Dragon souls, now, lets fix this." I said, taking in a breath, I shouted. "LOK VAH KOOR!"

And as quickly as it appeared, it went away, gone like a dream.

"Now, lets find a Manticore." I said casually.

"WHAT!" Everypony shouted

I eventually convinced the princesses to teleport us to the Everfree Forest.

We heard a roar in the distance.

I heard the guards withdraw there swords.

"Gentlemen." I said to them, while walking up to the Manticore.

"Dill get ba-" I cut her off as I shouted.

"RAAN MIR TAH!"

The Manticore stopped growling, and to everyponies shock, it started to lick me.

"Who's a good kitty." I said to him. "Now, go back into the wo-" I was cut off when we heard more growling

I turned around to see 2 Timberwolves.

"ATTACK!" I shouted to the Manticore, which did what it was told.

He won.

Everypony was shocked.

"Alright, let me show you another shout now, lets go back." I said

We made it back to the throne room.

"Alright, Shining, face me again." I said, my back to him, he took this moment to sneak up on me, which failed.

He was a foot behind me, before he could react, I turned around and shouted.

"ZUN HAAL VIIK!"

His sword went from being surronded by a pink aura, to a bluish aura, and was sent flying to the other side of the room.

He tried to pick it up with magic, but failed.

"Let me." I said, I shouted. "VIIK HAAL ZUN!"

His sword was sent back to his sheathe.

"Alright Princesses, shoot a powerful beam of energy at me." I said.

"Alright, your just being suicidal." DayBreeze said.

"Alright, this has three words in it, but I'll use two, because the third one will hurt you." I said.

Celestia shot a golden beam at me, while Luna shot a blue one.

I shouted. "GAAN LAH!"

The beams disappeared, and the princesses fell over, exhausted.

"W- What was that?" Luna asked, I chuckled.

"I drained your Stamina and Magic, try levitating my shoe." I said, taking off my shoe.

They grunted, but couldn't.

After 5 minutes, Celestia got up. "What was the third one supposed to do?" Celestia asked.

"It was supposed to make you lose health, become sick, in pain, you know, that kind of stuff." I responded, she nodded.

After an hour of showing all of my shouts, it was time to go to bed.

"Good night!" I called out, before closing my door.

I was about t fall asleep, when I heard a cork come off a bottle.

"Is that . . . Champagne?" I asked myself.

It came from Celestia's room.

I shrunk down to an ants size, and went under the door.

I saw Celestia and Luna, with glasses full of champagne and ice.

"The past week has been difficult, has it not sister?" Luna asked.

"Yes it has, I say though, Dylan's powers are, well, powerful." Celestia said with a giggle.

"Yes, can you believe he drained our Stamina and Magic just by . . . Shouting?" Luna asked.

"He could of easily hurt us, but didn't, such a kind heart, I can't help but think he could be a threat though." Celestia said.

"WHAT!, Dill is funny, smart in his own way, and hes really the only pony who's not afraid of me, heck, hes not even afraid of a Manticore, Nightmare Moon, Discord, Timberwolves, plus, hes my only friend." Luna said, I smiled.

"Thanks Luna." I said, growing up to my size.

They jumped back when they saw me.

"Dill, h-how long of you been standing their?" Luna asked.

"Ever since I heard the popping sound of a Champagne bottle opening, I never had any in a while." I said with a smile.

"Well, care to join us?" Celestia asked.

"If the princess of the sun asked me, how could I say no." I said, hopping on the bed. They giggled.

"Someones eager." Luna said with a smile, I returned it.

"Yes, now, on to business." I said in a British accent, grabbing a glass, filling it with ice, then champagne, and began to drink.

2 HOURS LATER

"A-a-and then 'hic' I kicked her in the 'hic' flank." I said, finishing my story about when Trixie came to town, they busted out laughing.

"Shhhhhh, l-l-let me tell you a st-'hic' story now." Luna said, shushing us drunkenly, me and Celestia snickered at her drunken shush.

"So y-you know when you made fun of Tia's flank, well 'hic,' once we made it back here, Tia made a run for it toward the mirror, asking if her flank l-looked liked the size of a 'hic' truck." Luna said, which caused me to fall down laughing, while Tia looked pissed.

"S-shut up 'hic' your flank is bigger than 'hic' mine!" Celestia yelled drunkenly.

"Nu uh, yours is 'hic' bigger." Luna shot back, the fight was making it hard to stand up , I was laughing too hard.

"Yeah hu, yours is WAY bigger than a truck." Celestia shot back.

"Dill, who's flank is 'hic' bigger?" Luna asked.

"Yeah, who's flank is bigger?" Celestia asked.

They both got up, and put their flanks in front of me.

"Celestia's." I said.

"What!, my flank is smaller than hers!" She exclaimed.

"Hey, hey, hey, Big flanks are considered sexy to a lot of males." I said.

"Really, well than." She backed into me, putting her flank in my face. "Am I sexy?" She said seductively.

"Yes Celestia, your very sexy, now move or I'm gonna get smothered." I said.

She sat down.

"Aw, why can't I be sexy?" Luna asked.

"You are sexy, now, we need to stop with the term 'Sexy,' its not very princess like." I said, they nodded.

"Though, here's one we can ALL agree on, Twilight has a big flank." I said.

"True." Luna and Celestia said at the same time.

We all busted out laughing, before me past out.