Enter Equestria

I woke on Discord's couch.

"Yo, whatu-" I cut myself off as I saw that Discord wasn't there. I heard my keys on my keyboard.

I walked in my bedroom to find Discord typing on my computer, he was writing on . . . FimFiction?

"And . . .  then . . . they . . . KISSED." Discord said to himself while typing.

I coughed to get his attention.

"Oh uh . . . Hi Dill, I never expected you to be here." He said sheepishly.

"Just be lucky you never discovered pony porn." I said with relief.

"What's that?" He asked.

"I-I'll show you." I stuttered.

I searched up my little pony porn Discord.

It had pictures of Discord Xing with Twilight, Dash, anypony.

"W-what is this?" Discord asked, shocked.

"Pony porn, sexy, isn't it?" I asked sarcastically.

He mumbled to himself. "I'll search this up later." "So, Dill, how's it going?" Discord asked.

"Well, I was put to sleep by one of Zecora's potions, so, normal things." I said, he chuckled.

"I hate to see a weird day for you." He said, I chuckled.

"Its weird when narwhals DON'T bacon." I said to him, he gave me a confused look,

"Whatever, anyway, you said you wanted to show me Skyrim." Discord said.

"Indeed." I said, summoning a T.V, Xbox, and game, and setting it up.

I turned on the Xbox, selected 'NEW GAME' and pressed 'A.'

A half hour of gameplay later

"Hey Discord, did you know, you have magic in this game?" I asked him, he looked at me.

"No." I smiled.

I told him what to do, he went up to a guard and set him on fire.

"Oh BOY, a game with magic, this is MY type of game." Discord said, taking on the guards.

2 Hours of gameplay later, he was in the zone.

"YES!, level 50!, I'm in the zone!" He exclaimed, I was shocked, 2 and a half hours of gameplay later, he was level 50.

3 hour later.

"Level 142, I'm AWESOME!" He shouted, I wasn't shocked anymore, I was enjoying his ass kicking.

"You can take out that giant with your fist." I said to him, he went over, and in 2 minutes, he killed the giant.

"DAMN, you got skills!" I shouted, he bowed his head like a king.

10 hours later.

"Level 369, I'm AMAZING!" He exclaimed, I snickered.

"HAHA!" I laughed.

"I noticed you snicker when ever there's a 69 in my level number." Discord said, confused.

"69 is a sex position, you add up what the position looks like." I said, giggling like a little girl.

He thought for 10 seconds before he smirked.

"I see now, HAHA!" He exclaimed, we both laughed.

8 and a half hours later.

I yawned, and looked at my watch.

"Holy crap, I've already been asleep for 24 hours!" I exclaimed, Discord looked at my watch.

"Geez, didn't know Skyrim could be so addicting." Discord said, I snickered.

"AdDICKting." I said, we both busted out with laughter.

"Well anyway, you go ahead and play Skyrim, I'm gonna kill my self now." I said to him, pulling out a grenade.

He saluted, as did I.

BOOM.